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Title: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Birmingham on October 28, 2009, 01:10:18 AM
Any suggestions other than coke or straight up?  I appreciate the help.  Harvey, getting advice from you on this subject would be like having Phil Ivey sit and show me a game I can play with cards.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: wesfau2 on October 28, 2009, 01:11:32 AM
Mix it and you'll have confirmed that you are a gaping vagina.  Grand Canyon sized pussy.   :haha:
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Jumbo on October 28, 2009, 01:33:15 AM
4 ice cubes or with a splash of water. Sell the Crown if your going to mix it with Coke or Sprite.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Birmingham on October 28, 2009, 01:35:19 AM
I was thinking about making Crown Floats with vanilla ice cream.  Does that sound alright?
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Saniflush on October 28, 2009, 08:14:08 AM
I was thinking about making Crown Floats with vanilla ice cream.  Does that sound alright?

Maybe then you would be seen as an inivator. 

Otherwise see post #2 & #3.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 28, 2009, 08:36:16 AM
I was thinking about making Crown Floats with vanilla ice cream.  Does that sound alright?
Just don't forget the cute little umbrella.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: djsimp on October 28, 2009, 09:06:32 AM
Maybe you should stick with a Bacardi wine cooler.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: GH2001 on October 28, 2009, 09:39:34 AM
Any suggestions other than coke or straight up?  I appreciate the help.  Harvey, getting advice from you on this subject would be like having Phil Ivey sit and show me a game I can play with cards.

Yes....an ice cube and your mouth.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Saniflush on October 28, 2009, 09:50:44 AM
Yes....an ice cube and your mouth.

He didn't ask about new twists he could use at truck stops.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 28, 2009, 10:02:35 AM
I can't believe you asked such a fucked up question.  For once in your life, listen to Jumbo on this.  You never mix good whiskey! 
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 28, 2009, 12:28:21 PM
Any suggestions other than coke or straight up?  I appreciate the help.  Harvey, getting advice from you on this subject would be like having Phil Ivey sit and show me a game I can play with cards.

I forgot to mention at the beginning of the season that if a Bammer wins the prize is automatically changed to a bottle of Dickle
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 28, 2009, 01:00:23 PM
I forgot to mention at the beginning of the season that if a Bammer wins the prize is automatically changed to a bottle of Dickle

HELL FUCK YES!!!

I am not sure if you are joking or not, but I would absolutely do that shit if I was buying. Hell if I would buy a cocky ass son of a bitch who came on here to gloat at anytime possible a nice bottle of bourbon...

I thought about that when you posted the last results. I support you 100% if you choose to ammend the rules...
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 28, 2009, 01:04:01 PM
Crown Reserve and Ginger Ale over ice.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: No Huddle on October 28, 2009, 01:26:44 PM
Crown and water. Plain and simple but damn you can't beat it.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: boartitz on October 28, 2009, 01:29:15 PM
Crown and water. Plain and simple but damn you can't beat it.
Water? Fish shit in that stuff.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 28, 2009, 01:41:08 PM
Crown Royal is all fluff and fancy packaging anyway.  It doesn't mix well with anything and tastes like fromunda cheese straight.  Knob Creek is all you need to know....and Maker's Mark....okay and maybe some 1792.  But that's all you need to know. Although that bottle of Jeffersons is pretty damn good too. But that right there is all you need to know.

(BTW, said rant on Crown Royal has nothing to do with the fact that I'm next to last in the contest)

And that's all you need to know.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Hogwally on October 28, 2009, 01:44:03 PM
I forgot to mention at the beginning of the season that if a Bammer wins the prize is automatically changed to a bottle of Dickle

     Was reading the thread without logging in, and for the life of me couldn't figure out what a bottle of "Toolle" was.  Sometimes the filter makes me feel stupid.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Saniflush on October 28, 2009, 01:56:32 PM
    Was reading the thread without logging in, and for the life of me couldn't figure out what a bottle of "Toolle" was.  Sometimes the filter makes me feel stupid.

That will teach you to hide.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 28, 2009, 01:57:33 PM
I forgot to mention at the beginning of the season that if a Bammer wins the prize is automatically changed to a bottle of toolle

Why do you hate TN Whiskey?   

Nothing wrong with Superior No. 12 Brand in my book.  It's a decent drink.  Now make that a bottle of Club 400 and I could go along with the rule change.  It's so cheap and nasty it's probably the bammer drink of choice anyways.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Saniflush on October 28, 2009, 02:00:05 PM
Why do you hate TN Whiskey?   

Nothing wrong with Superior No. 12 Brand in my book.  It's a decent drink.  Now make that a bottle of Club 400 and I could go along with the rule change.  It's so cheap and nasty it's probably the bammer drink of choice anyways.

I always considered Four Roses the top of the mountain for most of the sidewalk alumni.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Jumbo on October 28, 2009, 02:02:40 PM
Crown Royal is all fluff and fancy packaging anyway.  It doesn't mix well with anything and tastes like fromunda cheese straight.  Knob Creek is all you need to know....and Maker's Mark....okay and maybe some 1792.  But that's all you need to know. Although that bottle of Jeffersons is pretty damn good too. But that right there is all you need to know.

(BTW, said rant on Crown Royal has nothing to do with the fact that I'm next to last in the contest)

And that's all you need to know.
Woodford Hates you.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 28, 2009, 02:06:46 PM
I always considered Four Roses the top of the mountain for most of the sidewalk alumni.

Yeah, Four Roses is some shitty stuff as well.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Sensi on October 28, 2009, 02:15:59 PM
Crown mixed with the blood of UAT skanks is an unusual concoction. You'll get a buzz from it but people will tell you it's 12 times better than any other buzz in the history of ever.

Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Thrilla on October 28, 2009, 02:29:51 PM
Yeah, Four Roses is some shitty stuff as well.

Not as shitty as Canadian Mist.  If I must drink that stuff, I usually go ahead and  :puke:  before I open the bottle just to get it out of the way.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 28, 2009, 02:31:31 PM
    Was reading the thread without logging in, and for the life of me couldn't figure out what a bottle of "Toolle" was.  Sometimes the filter makes me feel stupid.

Yeah, Dontae Aymanmeat's Pillow Biter agrees.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 28, 2009, 04:12:48 PM
    Was reading the thread without logging in, and for the life of me couldn't figure out what a bottle of "Toolle" was.  Sometimes the filter makes me feel stupid.
It wasn't the filter. That's what the pissant is going to get - a bottle of toolie. We're going to piss in the bottle Saturday.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 28, 2009, 07:28:41 PM
Judging from the breath of the standard bammer here I recommend 1 part Crown with 3 parts Scope.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Kaos on October 28, 2009, 11:35:11 PM
Arsenic sauce.  Try mixing it with that.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 28, 2009, 11:40:42 PM
Arsenic sauce.  Try mixing it with that.

You still know how to get to me.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Kaos on October 29, 2009, 12:39:01 AM
You still know how to get to me.

Who? Me?

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Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: RWS on October 30, 2009, 07:44:30 AM
Not as shitty as Canadian Mist.  If I must drink that stuff, I usually go ahead and  :puke:  before I open the bottle just to get it out of the way.
Somebody told me that Canadian Mist tasted damn close to Crown, so I tried it once. Holy. Shit. I tried to find a cat so I could lick its ass to get the taste out of my mouth. Worst taste evar. For whatever reason, I think Jack tastes just like Crown though. I always have to mix my Crown due to stomach issues. If I drink it straight I will regret it for a week. I only drink once every few months though, so whatever.

I do think out of all the Crown, Special Reserve is the best. I've tried them all, and I couldn't even tell the difference in Crown XR and regular Crown. If you're drinking Special Reserve though, you will notice a difference in taste.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: boartitz on October 30, 2009, 07:52:05 AM
If you want to mix something cheap with Coca-Cola that tastes similar to Crown try James Foxe. I said mixed, not straight.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: CCTAU on October 30, 2009, 03:26:00 PM
Ezra Brooks is the shit, baby.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 30, 2009, 03:31:02 PM
The sickest I've ever been in my life was freshman year after a bottle of Ancient Age bourbon.  I wonder if they still make that poison.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: boartitz on October 30, 2009, 04:40:08 PM
The sickest I've ever been in my life was freshman year after a bottle of Ancient Age bourbon.  I wonder if they still make that poison.
I drink that more than anything. You didn't get that blended cheap stuff did you? That is shit.
AA is my quantity drank. I like Woodford for sipping and usually serve Knob Creek to company. I've been dranking AA since my teenage days. I guess the reject taste buds have been burned out. It is an acquired taste. Probably 75% of my friends don't like it straight up. 10% like it and the other 15% will drank anything as long as it's free.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2009, 12:24:30 AM
I drink that more than anything. You didn't get that blended cheap stuff did you? That is shit.
AA is my quantity drank. I like Woodford for sipping and usually serve Knob Creek to company. I've been dranking AA since my teenage days. I guess the reject taste buds have been burned out. It is an acquired taste. Probably 75% of my friends don't like it straight up. 10% like it and the other 15% will drank anything as long as it's free.


I'm having a Knob Creek as I type.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Jumbo on October 31, 2009, 03:48:38 AM
Try seagrams 7 with 7 up, that's a great starter drink for blended whiskey. It's only about $17 a bottle.
Title: Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2009, 08:13:28 AM
Try seagrams 7 with 7 up, that's a great starter drink for blended whiskey. It's only about $17 a bottle.


Eeeeaaaasssy the there big fellah.  Folks around here tend to get just a mite spiteful when you die-loot good whiskey with anything more than an ice cube or a dash of hot sauce.