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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on October 27, 2009, 05:17:13 PM

Title: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Birmingham on October 27, 2009, 05:17:13 PM
http://www.aualum.org/scholarships/toomerscornerbricks.html (http://www.aualum.org/scholarships/toomerscornerbricks.html)
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 27, 2009, 05:20:42 PM
Do you have any idea how easy it would be to just bust a few bricks out of Denny Chimes?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Birmingham on October 27, 2009, 05:37:55 PM
Do you have any idea how easy it would be to just bust a few bricks out of Denny Chimes?

Why would you?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: AUJarhead on October 27, 2009, 05:39:40 PM
How long before Bill Curry gets one thrown through his window?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Birmingham on October 27, 2009, 05:42:06 PM
How long before Bill Curry gets one thrown through his window?

Gotta admit, I  :rofl:'d
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: The Prowler on October 27, 2009, 05:58:22 PM
Why would you?
(http://www.dorlingkindersley-uk.co.uk/static/clipart/uk/dk/exp_insect/exp_insect018.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 27, 2009, 10:43:38 PM
Why would you?
Because its __________
(a) there
(b) easy
(c) held as a holy relic by morons
(d) easily explained as a DUI accident.

But mostly it would be so cool to watch that pile of "bammer pride" falling like phone pole in a tornado.
I'd get caught though since I'd be the guy with the sledge hammer yelling "TIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBEERRRR".
It would be justified because of that stupid bammer fucker that rolled Toomers when chizik was hired.
That was fucking classless.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 27, 2009, 10:45:25 PM
****NEWSFLASH**** Denny Chimes being recycled into a pile of bricks and a busted clock makes me smile.  :)
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2009, 11:28:56 PM
Last year, we bought a sprig from one of the Toomer's Corner Oaks.  Planted it in the back yard. I'll buy a couple of bricks from Toomers.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Jumbo on October 28, 2009, 01:58:55 AM
Last year, we bought a sprig from one of the Toomer's Corner Oaks.  Planted it in the back yard. I'll buy a couple of bricks from Toomers.
Can you chip me off a piece for $10?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 28, 2009, 08:34:37 AM
Can you chip me off a piece for $10?

How much for one rib?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: CCTAU on October 28, 2009, 08:44:20 AM
How much for one rib?

"One ribses. I sho is hongry."

How much for one rib (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: GH2001 on October 28, 2009, 09:46:31 AM
Because its __________
(a) there
(b) easy
(c) held as a holy relic by morons
(d) easily explained as a DUI accident.

But mostly it would be so cool to watch that pile of "bammer pride" falling like phone pole in a tornado.
I'd get caught though since I'd be the guy with the sledge hammer yelling "TIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBEERRRR".
It would be justified because of that stupid bammer phuker that rolled Toomers when chizik was hired.
That was phuking classless.

And you're an idiot too.....carry on.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 28, 2009, 09:49:29 AM
"One ribses. I sho is hongry."

All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: AUChizad on October 28, 2009, 11:12:31 AM
All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.
$10?!? Good LAWD that's a lotta money!
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: jadennis on October 28, 2009, 11:21:18 AM
All right, phuk the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.

Got change for a hundred?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: No Huddle on October 28, 2009, 01:29:06 PM
Now that is  :bugs:
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 28, 2009, 07:25:20 PM
And you're an idiot too.....carry on.
Well that does it. A fucking moron calls me an idiot. My life is over. Now since you have spoke your mind finish washing my windshield.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: GH2001 on October 29, 2009, 09:42:31 AM
Well that does it. A phuking moron calls me an idiot. My life is over. Now since you have spoke your mind finish washing my windshield.

You act like this on every board fuck wad. You're insane. Everyone on EVERY board you have been on agrees. Auburn fans agree. Bammers agree. Its a consensus you mommy part infection.

No one is interested in touching your 81 Dodge Colt with the zig zag antenna, but if you need some money to wash it, come by my place of business and I will be glad to help you. I will get a nice tax deduction for helping the mental disabled and physical handicapped (dick less).   :fu:
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 29, 2009, 11:59:16 AM
mommy part infection?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 29, 2009, 04:18:52 PM
mommy part infection?
The force is strong with this one.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 29, 2009, 05:46:42 PM
"mommy part infection" is the best attempt to get under my skin with an original zinger in a while.
Too bad he's stupid enough to think that I will change my tune till one glorious event happens at Auburn. Can the mouseketeers guess what that is?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 29, 2009, 05:54:56 PM
"mommy part infection" is the best attempt to get under my skin with an original zinger in a while.
Too bad he's stupid enough to think that I will change my tune till one glorious event happens at Auburn. Can the mouseketeers guess what that is?
They douse you with Vagisil on the 50 yard line during half time of the Iron Bowl?  I'd pay to see that.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 29, 2009, 06:19:47 PM
If thats what it would take to get a coaching search going, then yeah. ok.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: The Prowler on October 29, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
If thats what it would take to get a coaching search going, then yeah. ok.
I've asked this before, but for some reason, I never got an answer.  greaseybammer, who would you have picked as the next Auburn Coach after Coach Tuberville lost his fire?
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: GH2001 on October 29, 2009, 09:47:03 PM
"hair pie infection" is the best attempt to get under my skin with an original zinger in a while.
Too bad he's stupid enough to think that I will change my tune till one glorious event happens at Auburn. Can the mouseketeers guess what that is?

And you still would never answer the question about what your great prediction was for Oct 31st. Remember greasy? Tell us, what is the great event that will happen on Oct 31st that will alleviate all Auburns fans from Chizik and get us back to greatness. I am waiting.....
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 30, 2009, 12:08:58 AM
I've asked this before, but for some reason, I never got an answer.  greaseyWEASEL, who would you have picked as the next Auburn Coach after Coach Tuberville lost his fire?
Hmmm and as Ihave answerd before TT had gone the distance at Auburn, it was time for him to go. I don't know who I would have liked, I honestly don't. I know that there more than a few legitimate coaches with legitimate winning head coaching records who would have loved to have at least been legitimately interviewed.
But the important thing is not who we could have gotten but rather to look towards the future and find someone soon.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: The Prowler on October 30, 2009, 06:31:30 AM
Hmmm and as Ihave answerd before TT had gone the distance at Auburn, it was time for him to go. I don't know who I would have liked, I honestly don't. I know that there more than a few legitimate coaches with legitimate winning head coaching records who would have loved to have at least been legitimately interviewed.
But the important thing is not who we could have gotten but rather to look towards the future and find someone soon.
Exactly......you don't know jack shit, fuckin' bammer.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 30, 2009, 05:33:50 PM
Well I will admit that I missed the Oct. 31st prediction. The fuckup still stomps the sidelines doesn't he. Soon he'll be gone and things will get better.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Kaos on October 30, 2009, 05:49:28 PM
And you still would never answer the question about what your great prediction was for Oct 31st. Remember greasy? Tell us, what is the great event that will happen on Oct 31st that will alleviate all Auburns fans from Chizik and get us back to greatness. I am waiting.....

He was wrong about the 31st being D-Day. But if Auburn lays another god awful egg?  There will be a hard pendulum swing toward his point of view.

I never have (and still don't) think Chizik can do the job.  I think he gets run out sooner rather than later.  But I'm not on the front lines calling for him to leave today.   

I think that harms the program more than it helps.  Jacobs made this colossal blunder.   Can't be too reactionary or we end up like the Raiders -- which is sort of where we are in a way.

He's here now.  Got to ride it out for this year and at least one more.  I used to say you would know what kind of coach you had at the end of three years.  I've changed that.  Things are accelerated now. You know what you've got at the end of two.

If we're sitting here next year having the same discussions (and you can go back and look, the discussions about the offense and pulling Chris Todd and playing Caudle are almost verbatim from last year) then you can legitimately go ahead and eviscerate Jacobs and the Chizik crew.

Because the Chizik hire was greeted with such universal derision and scorn -- and because EVERYBODY in the country looks at where we are now and goes "meh, Chizik sucks, we knew he would" we'll be excused and probably hailed as visionary if we whack them all after next season.
Title: Re: Here's your chance, Auburn fans.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 31, 2009, 12:40:05 AM
Very rarely do you and I completely disagree on a subject but I feel that you are dead wrong on this one. The amount of damage chizik and company can and will cause Auburn would rise exponentially with every year he is there. Under normal conditions 2 or 3 years is the norm but remember these are not normal conditions. chizik was brought in in the dead of night by people who place their own goals and ambitions above those of Auburn. They will just ignore the path of destruction caused by him since they chose to meddle and damage Auburn in order to hasten the removal of his predecessor. Lowder had a bank implode and burn in his lap, Yella fella spends his time making commercials and riding around shopping for antiques while his brother runs the wood treatment company, and they along with a certain welcomed back ex-coach to single handedly put Auburn on equal footing with Alabama while at the same time single handedly  got Auburn put on probation for benefits above and beyond that what was allowed just happend to be along several others on a certain board of directors of a certain financial institution who as previously mentioned went tits up. The only good thing about the chiziking of Auburn is that the fuse is finally let to clear out the good ole boys and their rascally traits.