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Title: Saw Chizik today
Post by: themilkmandidit on October 26, 2009, 05:45:44 PM
in Golds Gym Max....  He was doing a leg work out and looked like he had no worry in his life..  It disturbed me.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 26, 2009, 05:47:08 PM
in Golds Gym Max....  He was doing a leg work out and looked like he had no worry in his life..  It disturbed me.

If he was in the corner crying, I would be even more worried.

Can't dwell in the past.  He has Ole Miss this weekend.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 26, 2009, 05:48:15 PM
This pisses me off. If I were him, I would not be seen in public just because I would want the PERCEPTION that I was working my ass off trying to figure how to figure shit out...

He sucks...
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 26, 2009, 05:49:08 PM
If he was in the corner crying, I would be even more worried.

Can't dwell in the past.  He has Ole Miss this weekend.

Fuck this. You can LEARN from the past and he needs to LEARN how to fucking stop someone...and LEARN how to fucking put points on the board...
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: boartitz on October 26, 2009, 05:54:55 PM
in Golds Gym Max....  He was doing a leg work out and looked like he had no worry in his life..  It disturbed me.
Yall don't have a weight room he can use? Strange. We have better facilities than Gold's Gym.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 26, 2009, 06:01:16 PM
in Golds Gym Max....  He was doing a leg work out and looked like he had no worry in his life..  It disturbed me.

It disturbs me too. Just about every Auburn fan I've seen since kickoff Saturday night looks like they have the weight of the world on them, myself included.

Shouldn't he be fucking watching film....so that maybe he can figure out the shit that other teams have supposedly figured out about us? I mean, I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that Ole Miss is gonna kick the shit out of us, but I can't do anything about it. THAT motherfucker can.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: jadennis on October 26, 2009, 06:03:16 PM
Speaking of Ole Miss this weekend....what luck for us that they seem to have quit jacking around are playing pretty damn good right now.  Just in time to catch us in "2008" mode.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: boartitz on October 26, 2009, 06:04:37 PM
Speaking of Ole Miss this weekend....what luck for us that they seem to have quit jacking around are playing pretty damn good right now.  Just in time to catch us in "2008" mode.
They shot their wad last week.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 26, 2009, 06:09:36 PM
Of course you LEARN from the past... but if all you do is sit around and brood, and cry, and piss and moan "oh woe is me, what am I going to do" then that doesn't GET you anywhere.

Honestly, if I were a coach in that position, heading AWAY from campus to clear my mind while I jacked some iron around would help a lot.




We don't need a coach that cries and panics.  We need him to stay focused and calm.  If it takes going to Golds to get away from the atmosphere that HAS to be shitty around the Tiger locker room... then so be it.

I don't see how him punishing himself is going to make Chris Todd NOT throw passes like a poo slinging monkey, or Mario Fannin CATCH something every once in a while.


*shrug*
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: AWK on October 26, 2009, 06:11:15 PM
Of course you LEARN from the past... but if all you do is sit around and brood, and cry, and piss and moan "oh woe is me, what am I going to do" then that doesn't GET you anywhere.

Honestly, if I were a coach in that position, heading AWAY from campus to clear my mind while I jacked some iron around would help a lot.




We don't need a coach that cries and panics.  We need him to stay focused and calm.  If it takes going to Golds to get away from the atmosphere that HAS to be shitty around the Tiger locker room... then so be it.

I don't see how him punishing himself is going to make Chris Todd NOT throw passes like a poo slinging monkey, or Mario Fannin CATCH something every once in a while.


*shrug*
I guess you're right.  He should continue what he is doing that led us to 0 - 3.  That's the ticket.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 26, 2009, 06:13:02 PM
Of course you LEARN from the past... but if all you do is sit around and brood, and cry, and piss and moan "oh woe is me, what am I going to do" then that doesn't GET you anywhere.

Honestly, if I were a coach in that position, heading AWAY from campus to clear my mind while I jacked some iron around would help a lot.




We don't need a coach that cries and panics.  We need him to stay focused and calm.  If it takes going to Golds to get away from the atmosphere that HAS to be shitty around the Tiger locker room... then so be it.

I don't see how him punishing himself is going to make Chris Todd NOT throw passes like a poo slinging monkey, or Mario Fannin CATCH something every once in a while.


*shrug*

Like my future wife said above...We can't do anything about this fiasco...he can. He needs to be figuring out what it is he can do.

I know you can't do this shit for 24 hours a day. But at least have the perception that you are doing it every waking minute. To me, it's a slap in the face quite honestly...
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: chinook on October 26, 2009, 06:16:33 PM
Like my future wife said above...

did something happen between the birdman and awk?  i've always thought they made a great pair.  

anyhoo...what's the difference between a Gold's Gym and a Gold's Gym Max?...better women?
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: AWK on October 26, 2009, 06:18:23 PM
did something happen between the birdman and awk?  i've always thought they made a great pair.  

anyhoo...what's the difference between a Gold's Gym and a Gold's Gym Max?...better women?
He was using me...Cuddling whore.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Thrilla on October 26, 2009, 06:19:03 PM
You people are stoopid.

You can't stomp the shit out of someone with weak, un-worked out quadriceps, now can you? 


Prepare for us to stomp the shit out of Ole Piss this weekend. If the stars align, pigs fly, and I get oral from three women at once
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: boartitz on October 26, 2009, 06:19:56 PM
concubine.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 26, 2009, 06:20:19 PM
anyhoo...what's the difference between a Gold's Gym and a Gold's Gym Max?...better women?
you have to have a chiseled jaw to get in.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 26, 2009, 06:22:28 PM
He was using me...Cuddling whore.

He told me it was your fault. You haven't been working out your quads OR your kegel muscles like you used to.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: AWK on October 26, 2009, 06:26:57 PM
He told me it was your fault. You haven't been working out your quads OR your kegel muscles like you used to.
Us hotards have the most rigorous kegel workout.  Represent.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Kaos on October 26, 2009, 06:28:35 PM
Yall don't have a weight room he can use? Strange. We have better facilities than Gold's Gym.

^^ Bingo ^^ 

When you have AU's facilities to use and you go to Gold's Freaking Gym, you're going to be seen. 

Now I'm pissed.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 26, 2009, 06:38:00 PM
^^ Bingo ^^ 

When you have AU's facilities to use and you go to Gold's Freaking Gym, you're going to be seen. 

Now I'm pissed.

You're always pissed.  You're a walking coronary waiting to happen.   :poke:
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 26, 2009, 06:42:54 PM
^^ Bingo ^^ 

When you have AU's facilities to use and you go to Gold's Freaking Gym, you're going to be seen. 

Now I'm pissed.

I know it's not consoling, but Chizik has kept this same routine since he started coaching.  He worked out at Gold's Gym when he was a coordinator as well. 

I was told he likes being able to spend some time as a normal human being.  I've got no problem with it unless he decides to spend a weekend at a Gold's Gym retreat during the peak of recruiting season. 
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Greaseyweasel on October 26, 2009, 07:14:15 PM
@ 2 MILLION A FUCKIN YEAR he should not be doing anything but figuring out why he is shitting the bed.
Oh thats right he's never failed before. Said so himself.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: themilkmandidit on October 26, 2009, 07:57:50 PM
 

anyhoo...what's the difference between a Gold's Gym and a Gold's Gym Max?...better women?


:thumbsup:.... The equipment is pretty good too.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 26, 2009, 08:06:16 PM
Represent.

Who do you think replaced you sugar?
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 26, 2009, 08:36:25 PM
He's probably juicing.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 26, 2009, 09:04:57 PM
He doesn't want to show up his DL by benching twice what they do.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: djsimp on October 26, 2009, 09:08:58 PM
Actually working out is a great thinking tool. Get some headphones on and get into think mode. Im one to see this kind of encouraging. It dont really mean poop if we dont win this weekend though. Im not holding my breath.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: themilkmandidit on October 26, 2009, 09:18:14 PM
Actually working out is a great thinking tool. Get some headphones on and get into think mode. Im one to see this kind of encouraging. It dont really mean poop if we dont win this weekend though. Im not holding my breath.

I'm a health freak and agree with this to the fullest, but when you are as high profile as he is in Auburn you should do it in the privacy of facilities given to you by the University.  I would not be seen in public if I were coming off of 3 straight embarrassing losses.  That is not a serene environment to get your mind right and straighten this shit out.  I felt like everything was just being rubbed in my face, and it smelt like ass.  To make the situation more infuriating, as I passed him I saw his eyes following me in my peripherals.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: ssgaufan on October 26, 2009, 09:29:42 PM
So Chizik is gay?
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 26, 2009, 09:37:20 PM
So Chizik is gay?

dj is homophobic. 

Gay bashing bastard.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: themilkmandidit on October 26, 2009, 09:44:10 PM
Never implied homosexuality.  I believe it was the fact that I was decked out in Auburn work out clothing and walked passed him with a pissed off expression.  That could just be me though...
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Kaos on October 27, 2009, 12:13:01 AM
Never implied homosexuality.  I believe it was the fact that I was decked out in Auburn work out clothing and walked passed him with a pissed off expression.  That could just be me though...

Was he eyeballin' you boy? 
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3392000069_239a205341.jpg)
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2009, 12:14:40 AM
Was he eyeballin' you boy? 
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3392000069_239a205341.jpg)

Oklahoma? Only two things from Oklahoma....
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: themilkmandidit on October 27, 2009, 12:20:09 AM
Was he eyeballin' you boy? 
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3392000069_239a205341.jpg)

ha ha! he gave me a what the fuck look... like this...

(http://ixwebhostwarning.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/shocked.jpg)
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Godfather on October 27, 2009, 12:42:56 PM
Oklahoma? Only two things from Oklahoma....
Steers and Queers and you ain't no steer.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Jumbo on October 27, 2009, 01:27:32 PM
Steers and Queers and you ain't no steer.
I thought it was Texas?
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2009, 01:35:24 PM
I thought it was Texas?

Only two things from Alabama...
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Godfather on October 27, 2009, 01:37:14 PM
Only two things from Alabama...
Winners and Losers? and we sure as hell ain't winners...wait no..
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2009, 01:39:09 PM
Winners and Losers? and we sure as hell ain't winners...wait no..

I want a name when I lose
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: Saniflush on October 27, 2009, 01:41:12 PM
"Choke yourself numbnutts"
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: themilkmandidit on October 27, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
I want a name when I lose

His name is Robert Paulson.  His name is Robert Paulson.
Title: Re: Saw Chizik today
Post by: GH2001 on October 27, 2009, 04:29:13 PM
in Golds Gym Max....  He was doing a leg work out and looked like he had no worry in his life..  It disturbed me.

Was he using his blueprint? or just a scratch pad and some crayons?

That dumb fuck.