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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUTailgatingRules on October 26, 2009, 02:14:30 PM
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Since Everyone else has hashed out the horrible state of our play in the last few weeks, I thought I would make a general observation from the game.
HOLY SHIT, THEIR UPPER DECK IS SO HIGH I THOUGHT I WAS SITTING ON THE MOON!
I have never been so high up in atadium to watch a game. The players looked like those little plastic men on the vibrating football game.
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Since Everyone else has hashed out the horrible state of our play in the last few weeks, I thought I would make a general observation from the game.
HOLY SHIT, THEIR UPPER DECK IS SO HIGH I THOUGHT I WAS SITTING ON THE MOON!
I have never been so high up in atadium to watch a game. The players looked like those little plastic men on the vibrating football game.
I felt so sorry for Mrs. AUTR - I made that SAME CLIMB when I was 5 mos preggers with Katie. I told Carl that if I had to pee, we were leaving. I agree - you feel like you are on a cloud.
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I felt so sorry for Mrs. AUTR - I made that SAME CLIMB when I was 5 mos preggers with Katie. I told Carl that if I had to pee, we were leaving. I agree - you feel like you are on a pile of urinated on corndogs
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Since Everyone else has hashed out the horrible state of our play in the last few weeks, I thought I would make a general observation from the game.
HOLY SHIT, THEIR UPPER DECK IS SO HIGH I THOUGHT I WAS SITTING ON THE MOON!
I have never been so high up in atadium to watch a game. The players looked like those little plastic men on the vibrating football game.
I was about 4 or 5 rows behind AUTR.
As previously mentioned, I was shithoused enough to not care about the game. Sorry if I embarrassed you by my slurring/screaming at you.
I had a minor heart attack climbing those steps.
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Since Everyone else has hashed out the horrible state of our play in the last few weeks, I thought I would make a general observation from the game.
HOLY SHIT, THEIR UPPER DECK IS SO HIGH I THOUGHT I WAS SITTING ON THE MOON!
I have never been so high up in atadium to watch a game. The players looked like those little plastic men on the vibrating football game.
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That explains our defensive scheme.
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I was about 4 or 5 rows behind AUTR.
As previously mentioned, I was shithoused enough to not care about the game. Sorry if I embarrassed you by my slurring/screaming at you.
I had a minor heart attack climbing those steps.
You did nothing that you should be embarrased about. At least not DURING the game
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You did nothing that you should be embarrased about. At least not DURING the game
So, making little 7 year old corndogs cry at the game is nothing to be embarassed about?
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So, making little 7 year old corndogs cry at the game is nothing to be embarassed about?
He did harass a child.
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He did harass a child.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg)
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So, making little 7 year old corndogs cry at the game is nothing to be embarassed about?
No he should be proud of that. The wife and I were tailgating with my whole crew of LSU customers in the RV lot and 3-4 random little 8-10 year old heathen children kept riding by on their scooters taunting my wife with the stupid ass "tiger bait" deal. They didn't have the balls to do it to me, but they sure do teach the taunting culture young down there
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Did I mention that I got to tailgate with yellow dress girl?
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Did I mention that I got to tailgate with yellow dress girl?
Son of a! Did you sneak a picture?
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Son of a! Did you sneak a picture?
Took one with my phone but it did not turn out very well. She is however coming to AU to tailgate with us again next year. She even said she will wear the yellow dress :tongue:
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Took one with my phone but it did not turn out very well. She is however coming to AU to tailgate with us again next year. She even said she will wear the yellow dress :tongue:
Ha! Sweet! Did you mention to her that she had a fan club? She may show up wearing a purple and gold burkha!
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Ha! Sweet! Did you mention to her that she had a fan club? She may show up wearing a purple and gold bukkake!
The Wisdom of W.C. Fields (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKGYLeq5gkE#)
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Ha! Sweet! Did you mention to her that she had a fan club? She may show up wearing a purple and gold burkha!
As a matter of fact I did mention that to her. That's how I got her to pose for the picture.
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As a matter of fact I did mention that to her. That's how I got her to pose for the picture.
Post...I will be the judge of this once and for all...
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So, making little 7 year old corndogs cry at the game is nothing to be embarassed about?
I didn't make him cry, but the words "Fuck off, kid" did come out of my mouth.
The bastard was making rubbing his eyes with his fists going "Aww, I'm an Auburn fan and I'm crying because we suck."
This was the beginning of halftime.
If there was a more appropriate response, I didn't know it.
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I didn't make him cry, but the words "Fuck off, kid" did come out of my mouth.
The bastard was making rubbing his eyes with his fists going "Aww, I'm an Auburn fan and I'm crying because we suck."
This was the beginning of halftime.
If there was a more appropriate response, I didn't know it.
Awesome! You did the Lord's work, young man!
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I didn't make him cry, but the words "Fuck off, kid" did come out of my mouth.
The bastard was making rubbing his eyes with his fists going "Aww, I'm an Auburn fan and I'm crying because we suck."
This was the beginning of halftime.
If there was a more appropriate response, I didn't know it.
You should have just yelled Katrina.
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I didn't make him cry, but the words "phuk off, kid" did come out of my mouth.
Makes you a hero in my book.
Some stupid redheaded corndog was in front of us and she was obnoxious as hell. While all the Auburn fans were losing their collective shit around her around the fourth penalty, she starts yelling for everyone to go the fuck home if they didn't like it. (which I would have desperately loved to do shortly thereafter)
But I kept my eye on her.
Around the beginning of the third quarter my buddy leans over and asks if I think she's ever going to shut the fuck up or if he should just plant his foot on her ass...she turns around...right in time to look me in the face as I said "I could handle those coonass cheers if she didn't have that terrible fucking lisp."
I never heard another peep. Small victory, but I don't care.
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Thith wuth vewy inthenthitive of you. Bitchth.
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I got TONS of "TIGER BAIT!!!"s yelled in my face, to which I of course replied "Yeah you are, you dumb fuck."
Also, a girl in an LSU jersey, eye blacker, and a bandana spit at the girls I was walking with and yelled "Oooh, look at me, I'm a little bitch with a dress on at a fuckin' football game!" as she tugged at her crotch.
After the game, in my drunken stupor, I tried desperately to find a way to piss in the Tiger's habitat, but ultimately had to settle on a car with LSU shit all over it's driver's side door and handle.
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I got TONS of "TIGER BAIT!!!"s yelled in my face, to which I of course replied "Yeah you are, you dumb fuck."
Also, a girl in an LSU jersey, eye blacker, and a bandana spit at the girls I was walking with and yelled "Oooh, look at me, I'm a little bitch with a dress on at a fuckin' football game!" as she tugged at her crotch.
After the game, in my drunken stupor, I tried desperately to find a way to piss in the Tiger's habitat, but ultimately had to settle on a car with LSU shit all over it's driver's side door and handle.
Good show
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As a point of contrast, I will say that I had a great time (barring the game) in BR. I had a great tailgate with some good folks. Lots of good food and sensible football talk.
I walked campus twice (once escorted by a Faux Tiger and once without). I never got "tiger bait"-ed until I found a cute young thing to do it to me voluntarily right before I entered the stadium.
No horror stories from me on this trip, my first.
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As a point of contrast, I will say that I had a great time (barring the game) in BR. I had a great tailgate with some good folks. Lots of good food and sensible football talk.
I walked campus twice (once escorted by a Faux Tiger and once without). I never got "tiger bait"-ed until I found a cute young thing to do it to me voluntarily right before I entered the stadium.
No horror stories from me on this trip, my first.
MASTER
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The only good ting about sitting so high up in the upper deck is that the fumes have times to somewhat dissipate.
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Les is a homeaux
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You should have just yelled Katrina.
Agreed. A way more appropriate response. You don't have to use inappropriate language and would probably hurt a little bit more. Especially if he lost the rest of his corn dog litter in the Superdome.
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As a point of contrast, I will say that I had a great time (barring the game) in BR. I had a great tailgate with some good folks. Lots of good food and sensible football talk.
I walked campus twice (once escorted by a Faux Tiger and once without). I never got "tiger bait"-ed until I found a cute young thing to do it to me voluntarily right before I entered the stadium.
No horror stories from me on this trip, my first.
That is excruciatingly disappointing.
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That is excruciatingly disappointing.
He suxs at teh stories.
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He suxs at teh stories.
Says the guy who couldn't come out last night in WPB for drinks and hookers.
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Says the guy who couldn't come out last night in WPB for drinks and hookers.
Says the guy who can't come out tonight because of business. That shit runs both ways fool.