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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on October 22, 2009, 04:53:54 PM
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on me, I propose a toast. On another note, to all of you heading to Baton Red Stick Rude...
WILL Chris Todd to actually do some of that quarterback shit.
Beg Antonio Coleman to actaully do some of that All-SEC shit.
Holler at Adam Herring and tell him it's okay to tackle someone on the opposing team.
Tell Josh Bynes that shedding a blocker instead of being pushed like a sled works much better when playing defense.
Remind Andrew McCain and Lee Ziemba that the QB tells you the snap count before breaking the huddle...FOR A REASON
Ask Clinton Durst if he wouldn't mind terribly punting a spiral in excess of 27 yards.
Just kick Ted Roof in the ass.
Watch for urine soaked nerf footballs
And two more things...
1. Go fuck yourselves because you're going and I'm not.
2. Be careful
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!
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Yeah...what he said.
Also, please tell Mario Fannin to hold onto the ball with both hands.
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on me, I propose a toast. On another note, to all of you heading to Baton Red Stick Rude...
WILL Chris Todd to actually do some of that quarterback shit.
Beg Antonio Coleman to actaully do some of that All-SEC shit.
Holler at Adam Herring and tell him it's okay to tackle someone on the opposing team.
Tell Josh Bynes that shedding a blocker instead of being pushed like a sled works much better when playing defense.
Remind Andrew McCain and Lee Ziemba that the QB tells you the snap count before breaking the huddle...FOR A REASON
Ask Clinton Durst if he wouldn't mind terribly punting a spiral in excess of 27 yards.
Just kick Ted Roof in the ass.
Watch for urine soaked nerf footballs
And two more things...
1. Go fuck yourselves because you're going and I'm not.
2. Be careful
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!
I offer an AMEN and a moment of silence for this.
Now, continue. :bc:
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on me, I propose a toast. On another note, to all of you heading to Baton Red Stick Rude...
WILL Chris Todd to actually do some of that quarterback shit.
Beg Antonio Coleman to actaully do some of that All-SEC shit.
Holler at Adam Herring and tell him it's okay to tackle someone on the opposing team.
Tell Josh Bynes that shedding a blocker instead of being pushed like a sled works much better when playing defense.
Remind Andrew McCain and Lee Ziemba that the QB tells you the snap count before breaking the huddle...FOR A REASON
Ask Clinton Durst if he wouldn't mind terribly punting a spiral in excess of 27 yards.
Just kick Ted Roof in the ass.
Watch for urine soaked nerf footballs
And two more things...
1. Go fuck yourselves because you're going and I'm not.
2. Be careful
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!
You should add,
Sleep with hookers you find on bourbon street.
Is that just me???? Anyone???
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You should add,
Sleep with hookers you find on bourbon street.
Is that just me???? Anyone???
Did you lose a bet?
Sleep?
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You should add,
Sleep with hookers you find on bourbon street.
Is that just me???? Anyone???
Why would you sleep with them?
I realize your experience with women is extremely limited....but you pay hookers to leave, sugar.
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Why would you sleep with them?
I realize your experience with women is extremely limited....but you pay hookers to leave, sugar.
Sleep is a metaphor for lubing up a woman with no morals and playing slip n slide with her downstairs mixer. You of all people should know that.
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Sleep is a metaphor for lubing up a woman with no morals and playing slip n slide with her downstairs mixer. You of all people should know that.
I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.
I've never even kissed a bammer.
All the other stories may or may not be true.
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I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.
I've never even kissed a bammer.
All the other stories may or may not be true.
That makes you a saint in my book.
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I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.
I've never even kissed a bammer.
All the other stories may or may not be true.
I <3 you!
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I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.
I've never even kissed a bammer.
All the other stories may or may not be true.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
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I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.
I've never even kissed a bammer.
All the other stories may or may not be true.
I would offer myself for you to enjoy however I am married. You should kiss at least one bammer.
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I would offer myself for you to enjoy however I am married. You should kiss at least one bammer.
Barking up the wrong tree here. I think she means it.
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I kissed a bammer. Dated him for two years, in fact, while we were in college. Kissed him, fooled around some, but never slept with him, much to his disappointment.
The best part of it? After two years, I finally realized that I had zero respect for him, because he had none for himself. He asked me to marry him and I said no. Got him on the hook, realized he was not a keeper, and cut the line. So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...
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I kissed a bammer. Dated him for two years, in fact, while we were in college. Kissed him, fooled around some, but never slept with him, much to his disappointment.
The best part of it? After two years, I finally realized that I had zero respect for him, because he had none for himself. He asked me to marry him and I said no. Got him on the hook, realized he was not a keeper, and cut the line. So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...
I <3 you too!
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I kissed a bammer. Dated him for two years, in fact, while we were in college. Kissed him, fooled around some, but never slept with him, much to his disappointment.
The best part of it? After two years, I finally realized that I had zero respect for him, because he had none for himself. He asked me to marry him and I said no. Got him on the hook, realized he was not a keeper, and cut the line. So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...
Bammer or not getting rid of a loser is always a good idea. But breaking a bammer's heart being fun hurts me. It really does. Can't we all get along :blink:
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So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...
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This I agree with...
But I don't usually get that far...I tease, I tell them they have a sweet Sarah Jessica Parker flip, I let them buy me drinks...and I give them all the reasons why it will never happen between the two of us.
It makes me happy.
All right, well I have a cooler full of Landshark...Harp....and Miller Lite....and I'm hitting the road. See you bitches in the Big E, or the Red Stick as it may be.....WDE!!!!
Birdman....I will do as instructed...although you should have put your big girl panties on and just come.
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This I agree with...
But I don't usually get that far...I tease, I tell them they have a sweet Sarah Jessica Parker flip, I let them buy me drinks...and I give them all the reasons why it will never happen between the two of us.
It makes me happy.
All right, well I have a cooler full of Landshark...Harp....and Miller Lite....and I'm hitting the road. See you bitches in the Big E, or the Red Stick as it may be.....WDE!!!!
Birdman....I will do as instructed...although you should have put your big girl panties on and just come.
Shark and Harp. Good choices. Although the Harp is far better on draft. And I never wear big girl panties. It's a thong or nothing for me.
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I kissed a bammer. Dated him for two years, in fact, while we were in college. Kissed him, fooled around some, but never slept with him, much to his disappointment.
The best part of it? After two years, I finally realized that I had zero respect for him, because he had none for himself. He asked me to marry him and I said no. Got him on the hook, realized he was not a keeper, and cut the line. So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...
He went two years with no pussy from you? Wow! Then he asked you to marry him? :blink:
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He went two years with no pussy from you? Wow! Then he asked you to marry him? :blink:
Yeah, I was kinda thinking the same thing.
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He went two years with no pussy from you? Wow! Then he asked you to marry him? :blink:
Why not? He'd been practicing it for two years.
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Why not? He'd been practicing it for two years.
Nothing but net!
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He went two years with no pussy from you? Wow! Then he asked you to marry him? :blink:
I really hope Wench spent those two years cheating on that bammer with various Auburn men. I mean, let the bammer starve, but a girl's gotta eat. ;)
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Y'all gotta remember - I was a freaking goody goody in college. I went to a Baptist womens college, fer pete's sake. So no, he never got to enter the promised land. We did "everything but". He was not worthy of my virginity.
And I will admit that it was hard to dump him because he was a loveable loser. Still, the bammer thing did make it a lot easier. That happened right after the 30-20 beatdown at JHS and he was a total dick before a d after. Kind of sealed his fate. Stupid bammer.
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I really hope Wench spent those two years cheating on that bammer with various Auburn men. I mean, let the bammer starve, but a girl's gotta eat. ;)
Ouch... That is man's greatest fear, a disloyal woman. But on the flip side, it is a lot of guys' greatest desires to do that to women. Full circle and all.