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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 05:24:14 PM

Title: Food For Thought
Post by: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 05:24:14 PM: In 2007, LSU won the national championship with losses to Arkansas and Kentucky.

Sound familiar?
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 21, 2009, 05:25:35 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 05:24:14 PM
In 2007, LSU won the national championship with losses to Arkansas and Kentucky.

Sound familiar?

puff...puff...pass
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: AWK on October 21, 2009, 05:33:15 PM: In 2009, a child floated in a balloon over Colorado, remember?
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: jadennis on October 21, 2009, 05:40:34 PM: Difference is that they were #1 when they lost both games.

First game they dropped to #5, and four polls later they were at #1 again.

After the second lost at #1, they dropped to #5 again, only to rise to #2 in the very next poll.

I swear I hate how lucky those corn dog bastards are. They get blown out at home by Florida in 2003...no problem, national title.

They lose two games in the last 6 weeks of the season, including the last regular season game. No problem, national title. Teams in front of them spent every weekend shooting themselves in the foot with grenade launchers while LSU wins the "who sucks the least at the right time" lottery and backs into the title game at #2.

Auburn 2004? Nope. Nothing, no help whatsoever. #1 and #2 go wire to wire for the first time in history while Auburn sits helpless at #3.

Man I hate those purple wearing bengal cocksuckers.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: boartitz on October 21, 2009, 05:40:47 PM: Be there in a jiffy, Pop.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: RWS on October 21, 2009, 05:45:03 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 05:24:14 PM
In 2007, LSU won the national championship with losses to Arkansas and Kentucky.

Sound familiar?
Jesus Christ. I can't say this wasn't unexpected from you.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 06:03:14 PM: Quote from: RWS on October 21, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
Jesus Christ. I can't say this wasn't unexpected from you.
I can't say your failure to comprehend sarcasm wasn't expected from you.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: RWS on October 21, 2009, 06:06:01 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 06:03:14 PM
I can't see your failure to comprehend sarcasm wasn't expected from you.
Ooh, ooh, I know! Lets get into an argument over what you really meant!

Pass.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 06:11:59 PM: Quote from: RWS on October 21, 2009, 06:06:01 PM
Ooh, ooh, I know! Lets get into an argument over what you really meant!

Pass.
Good call.

Cause you know, other statements I've made since this last weekend have insinuated that I believe that we can win another game all year, let alone climb from solidly out of the top 25 in week 8 to #1 or #2 in 4 weeks...

Perhaps "sarcasm" isn't quite the word. More like satire.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: jadennis on October 21, 2009, 06:12:54 PM: Quote from: RWS on October 21, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
Jesus Christ. I can't say this wasn't unexpected from you.

Are you even sure what you really meant? That triple negative can be confusing.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: RWS on October 21, 2009, 06:14:19 PM: Quote from: jadennis on October 21, 2009, 06:12:54 PM
Are you even sure what you really meant? That triple negative can be confusing.
haha, I didn't even realize I typed wasn't. Awesome.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: RWS on October 21, 2009, 06:21:18 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 06:11:59 PM
Good call.

Cause you know, other statements I've made since this last weekend have insinuated that I believe that we can win another game all year, let alone climb from solidly out of the top 25 in week 8 to #1 or #2 in 4 weeks...

Perhaps "sarcasm" isn't quite the word. More like satire.
I haven't really seen a negative statement by you yet, but I really don't care. I'm sure there's one laying around somewhere.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: The Prowler on October 21, 2009, 06:47:33 PM: I've been thinking that since the loss to Arkansas. I looked back at the '07 Bengal Tigers and thought, if only Auburn can somehow get beat by Kentucky....and then it happened, man, are we lucky or what? Now, if somehow the 39 teams ahead of us can get beat a few times and Auburn can win these next three to four games....Championship!!!
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: boartitz on October 21, 2009, 06:54:29 PM: We're out of it. All we can do now is fuck up the other team's season.
Starting Saturday.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: The Prowler on October 21, 2009, 07:28:43 PM: Quote from: boartitz on October 21, 2009, 06:54:29 PM
We're out of it. All we can do now is fuck up the other team's season.
Starting Saturday.
Step Brothers Here To Fuck Shit Up!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se0HnTUTOMY#ws)
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: Jumbo on October 22, 2009, 12:00:48 AM: I hope we hit Lsu's ass harder than the chili I'm making for the game Saturday!
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 22, 2009, 11:26:39 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on October 22, 2009, 12:00:48 AM
I hope we hit Lsu's ass harder than the chili I'm making for the game Saturday!
Going in or coming out?
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: AUChizad on October 22, 2009, 11:40:43 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 22, 2009, 11:26:39 AM
Going in or coming out?
Going in?

Are you practicing interorectogestion?

MARTHA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2-Yc7YBS1Q#)
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 22, 2009, 04:24:03 PM: I just figure that any chili Jumbo makes is gonna burn worse coming out the "fisting end" about three hours later than it did going in originally. Kind of the Taco Bell effect.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 22, 2009, 04:27:54 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 22, 2009, 04:24:03 PM
I just figure that any chili Jumbo makes is gonna burn worse coming out the "fisting end" about three hours later than it did going in originally. Kind of the Taco Bell effect.
There's nothing worse than an infected Chalupa.
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: Jumbo on October 23, 2009, 05:02:03 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 22, 2009, 04:24:03 PM
I just figure that any chili Jumbo makes is gonna burn worse coming out the "fisting end" about three hours later than it did going in originally. Kind of the Taco Bell effect.
The Trammps - Disco Inferno (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M#)
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: boartitz on October 23, 2009, 06:12:11 AM: Elvis Presley - Burning Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bxxIvPZwG4#)
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: AUChizad on October 23, 2009, 10:44:19 AM: Johnny Cash-Ring of Fire 1963 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko#)
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 23, 2009, 12:37:01 PM: Talking Heads - Burning Down the House (Live on Letterman '83) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcnDBq9Ilc#)
What's so funny about this - Dave holds up an hawnest-ta-gawd VINYL RECORD ALBUM to introduce the band!
Title: Re: Food For Thought
Post by: djsimp on October 23, 2009, 12:49:13 PM: Many of you may not like the song but the intensity of this "Fire" video is much more fulfilling and the mass of pain it would bring as it exits the portal.

WAR OF AGES "All Consuming Fire" music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m0LU3gauLc#noexternalembed)