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Title: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 03:46:47 PM: I signed my taxes and had to write a check that makes me want to puke. I hope they redistribute well and then choke on it. I fucking hate tax time as I pay way more than I ever get back in benefits.

Oh well I guess it's time for my newly broke ass to start drinking
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 05:15:40 PM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 03:46:47 PM
I signed my taxes and had to write a check that makes me want to puke. I hope they redistribute well and then choke on it. I phuking hate tax time as I pay way more than I ever get back in benefits.

Oh well I guess it's time for my newly broke ass to start drinking

I mailed off checks yesterday after haggling with my accountant for three weeks. Paid more than I ever thought I would make in a year.

God Bless America.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 05:23:41 PM: Quote from: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 05:15:40 PM
I mailed off checks yesterday after haggling with my accountant for three weeks. Paid more than I ever thought I would make in a year.

God Bless America.

I paid enough to buy at least one of those fancy toilets on the space shuttle. I wonder if they'll ever let me take a shit in my new toilet?
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Tarheel on October 15, 2009, 05:50:26 PM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 03:46:47 PM
I signed my taxes and had to write a check that makes me want to puke. I hope they redistribute well and then choke on it. I phuking hate tax time as I pay way more than I ever get back in benefits.

Oh well I guess it's time for my newly broke ass to start drinking
Quote from: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 05:15:40 PM
I mailed off checks yesterday after haggling with my accountant for three weeks. Paid more than I ever thought I would make in a year.

God Bless America.

I'm sure that the people of Detroit will appreciate your contributions.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 06:11:00 PM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 05:23:41 PM
I paid enough to buy at least one of those fancy toilets on the space shuttle. I wonder if they'll ever let me take a poop in my new toilet?

That's a fancy toilet. $19 mil. I only paid enough for the urinal cake.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 06:29:37 PM: Quote from: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 06:11:00 PM
That's a fancy toilet. $19 mil. I only paid enough for the urinal cake.

Maybe they'll let you piss on your new urinal cake
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:41:53 PM: The government gave me money last May. God Bless America.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 11:51:43 PM: Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:41:53 PM
The government gave me money last May. God Bless America.

That was my money. I'd like you to give it back to me. I need it.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 09:32:59 AM: Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:41:53 PM
The government gave me money last May. God Bless America.

The Govt gives me money every month. God bless the tax payers.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 09:40:30 AM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 09:32:59 AM
The Govt gives me money every month. God bless the tax payers.

retired military is different.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 10:22:35 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 09:40:30 AM
retired military is different.

Not if you saw some of the things I did while in. :taz:
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 10:30:23 AM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 10:22:35 AM
Not if you saw some of the things I did while in. :taz:

meaning?
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 11:57:33 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 10:30:23 AM
meaning?

I was not always a fine and upstanding U.S. Soldier. I have picture of me sitting atop a nuclear weapon (Pershing) while on a nuke site. $ 1 to slim pickens. As with other service members, some of the stuff we did while in makes me wonder how I survived.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 12:43:07 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 11:57:33 AM
I was not always a fine and upstanding U.S. Soldier. I have picture of me sitting atop a nuclear weapon (Pershing) while on a nuke site. $ 1 to slim pickens. As with other service members, some of the stuff we did while in makes me wonder how I survived.

understand and empathize.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Tarheel on October 16, 2009, 05:22:14 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 11:57:33 AM
I was not always a fine and upstanding U.S. Soldier. I have picture of me sitting atop a nuclear weapon (Pershing) while on a nuke site. $ 1 to slim pickens. As with other service members, some of the stuff we did while in makes me wonder how I survived.

God Bless America, indeed! That's from one of my favorite movies.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 20, 2009, 09:54:12 AM: I promise to help spend it well. We really need some new 14k gold toilet seats around here.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 20, 2009, 02:19:43 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 20, 2009, 09:54:12 AM
I promise to help spend it well. We really need some new 14k gold toilet seats around here.

(http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss83/greengoblin01/solid-gold-toilet-for-the-rich.jpg)

When you gotta go, go in the very best.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Saniflush on October 20, 2009, 02:46:42 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 20, 2009, 02:19:43 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d91/JustaWife/gold_bath_2.jpg)

When you gotta go, go in the very best.

Fail
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 20, 2009, 04:23:44 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on October 20, 2009, 02:46:42 PM
Fail

Justa wife's is a bitch-a fucking bitch.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 20, 2009, 04:51:42 PM: Mother fuckers muxt be hurtin real bad. Mailed the check on Thursday late afternonn and the son of a bitch cleared my account on Monday.
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 20, 2009, 05:08:48 PM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 20, 2009, 04:51:42 PM
Mother fuckers muxt be hurtin real bad. Mailed the check on Thursday late afternonn and the son of a bitch cleared my account on Monday.

(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd205/metalhead_xox/Animated%20Gifs/ObamaFunny.gif)
Title: Re: I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it
Post by: Argo on October 20, 2009, 10:56:56 PM: (http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j287/renderingwealth/vw-bug-obama-money-cartoon.jpg)