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Title: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 12:43:24 PM
I like where this is heading.............


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Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: russ713 on October 15, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
That weather will be awesome.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: RWS on October 15, 2009, 01:06:15 PM
That weather will be awesome.
Excuse me, do you own a dog?
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 01:10:11 PM
Excuse me, do you own a dog?

Inquiring minds want to know.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 01:38:21 PM
That weather will be awesome.

Oh shit... Russ is here.  It's about to get lively up in this mother fucker.  LOL

 :bar:
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 15, 2009, 01:48:53 PM
Oh shit... Russ is here.  It's about to get lively up in this mother fucker.  LOL

 :bar:

You are thinking of russ712
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 15, 2009, 01:49:57 PM
Excuse me, do you own a dog?
Oh no you din't...This site will let you get away with lots of things, but horning in on Jumbo's territory is a bannable offense, mister.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: russ713 on October 15, 2009, 01:50:17 PM
Excuse me, do you own a dog?




No, but I do have some Grey Poupon.

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Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: RWS on October 15, 2009, 01:52:13 PM



No, but I do have some Grey Poupon.

(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/02/Grey_Poupon.jpg)
There is a man on this board by the name of Jumbo.....I think you need to talk to him. And, for your sake? Tell him you own a dog.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: RWS on October 15, 2009, 01:53:09 PM
Oh no you din't...This site will let you get away with lots of things, but horning in on Jumbo's territory is a bannable offense, mister.
Don't worry, I wouldn't want to steal his thunder.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: boartitz on October 15, 2009, 01:55:54 PM
Don't worry, I wouldn't want to steal his thunder.
You getting in line for sloppy seconds?
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 02:02:12 PM
Thirds.  Sloppy thirds.  He's kind of like a dog that only eats food once it has slime on it.  :gig:
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: russ713 on October 15, 2009, 02:12:10 PM
There is a man on this board by the name of Jumbo.....I think you need to talk to him. And, for your sake? Tell him you own a dog.



That's quite alright. I don't think I'm that inclined to hear of another dog getting fisted. The idea paints a vivid picture that's pretty f'n nasty if you ask me.

I'm just sayin.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 15, 2009, 02:13:54 PM


That's quite alright. I don't think I'm that inclined to hear of another dog getting fisted. The idea paints a vivid picture that's pretty f'n nasty if you ask me.

I'm just sayin.

That's some lively shit in this mother fucker!
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 15, 2009, 02:20:25 PM
Welcome Russ!  :silence:
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: russ713 on October 15, 2009, 02:23:03 PM
Welcome Russ!  :silence:



 :bc:




Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 15, 2009, 02:26:38 PM
That's quite alright. I don't think I'm that inclined to hear of another dog getting fisted. The idea paints a vivid picture that's pretty f'n nasty if you ask me.

There is another...?   :blink:  You have experience with this practice?
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: russ713 on October 15, 2009, 02:28:27 PM
There is another...?   :blink:  You have experience with this practice?



Nope, just saw enough of it in Jumbo's history.    :sneer:
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 03:32:28 PM
That's some lively shit in this mother fucker!

You didn't see what he did with your mom last night.

 :blink:
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 03:34:28 PM
There is another...?   :blink:  You have experience with this practice?
Mention fisting barn animals around him, and you're likely to get this response:
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Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 15, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
If dude wants to fuck an over weight 65 year old going through menapaus, that's his fault...
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 04:01:51 PM
If dude wants to fuck an over weight 65 year old going through menapaus, that's his fault...

Find a fold and fuck it.  After he tied her to the kitchen chair, he had his way with a can of Crisco and her love handles.

Said she didn't sweat much, for a fat chick.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: AWK on October 15, 2009, 04:26:57 PM
All this talk of fat chicks, dogs, and crisco is making me horny.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 15, 2009, 04:43:35 PM
Can't wait for the next get together!  :gig:
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 04:49:51 PM
Can't wait for the next get together!  :gig:

Saturday.




I'll bring the Crisco.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 15, 2009, 04:55:34 PM
Saturday.




I'll bring the Crisco.

Anyone in for rubber gloves???   :tongue:
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 15, 2009, 04:56:31 PM
You people are really beginning to scare me.






















Everybody knows rubber gloves are useless with Crisco.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 15, 2009, 05:04:59 PM
You people are really beginning to scare me.






















Everybody knows rubber gloves are useless with Crisco.

Does this mean you're bringing the Asstroglide again?
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 05:10:53 PM
Anyone in for rubber gloves???   :tongue:

I'm saving the latex for the Alabama game... I don't want to end up like this cause of the bammers:

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Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: russ713 on October 15, 2009, 05:22:46 PM
I'm saving the latex for the Alabama game... I don't want to end up like this cause of the bammers:





Hope you plan on wearing multiple pairs of those latex gloves.  :vn:
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 05:25:33 PM
Steel belted Aquatreads.

I've seen the bama fucksticks wandering around THIS place.  It's like going to WalMart in Walker County.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: The Prowler on October 15, 2009, 06:31:00 PM
Welcome to the X Muthafucka....I mean Russ734132.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 06:32:02 PM
You think that we can actually play on a try Pat Dye Field?  Maybe we need to turn on the sprinklers just so they all feel at home.
Title: Re: Auburn Gameday Weather
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 15, 2009, 06:43:48 PM
You think that we can actually play on a try Pat Dye Field?  Maybe we need to turn on the sprinklers just so they all feel at home.


There may be truth to this.

It certainly can't make us play any worse. :|