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Title: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 11:55:56 AM
for soaping out the mouth?  I could easily be putting my parents in jail?  I can't believe these folks got arrested for washing their foul mouthed kid's mouth out with soap. The nanny state is getting ridiculous.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/Mom-Arrested-for-Washing-Kids-Mouth-With-Soap--64112132.html (http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/Mom-Arrested-for-Washing-Kids-Mouth-With-Soap--64112132.html)

Mom Arrested for Washing Kid's Mouth With Soap
A Florida couple is behind bars for some old school discipline
By TODD WRIGHT
Updated 9:43 AM EDT, Wed, Oct 14, 2009

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 Getty Images/Rubberball A Palm Bay woman and her boyfriend were arrested Monday for child abuse after the couple went old school to punish their 8-year-old daughter for swearing.

They washed her mouth out with soap.

We don't know about you, but we would petition President Obama and Congress to make it mandatory for every parent to carry a bar of Irish Spring in their back pockets with all the profanity kids use today.

Police claim Adriyanna Herdener and Wilfredo Rivera went too far by placing a bar of soap in the girl's mouth and letting it stay for 10 minutes. Herdener did not intervene in the discipline.

Dirty Mouth

 WATCH Dirty Mouth
The girl eventually vomited and Rivera took her to the local hospital, where hospital staff called police.

No one wants a child to be hurt or inhumanely punished, but parents' discipline choices in this country have come down to calling Dr. Phil or hiding the joysticks to the Wii.

Next time your kid has a potty mouth, just give them some gum.

Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 12:37:01 PM
My mom used to put soap on a toothbrush and brush our teeth with it (dental hygienist)....fucking terrible. AND I still ended up with quite the potty mouth.

I don't swear in front of her, however.  :whip:
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 14, 2009, 12:39:22 PM
My mom used to put soap on a toothbrush and brush our teeth with it (dental hygienist)....fucking terrible. AND I still ended up with quite the potty mouth.

I don't swear in front of her, however.  :whip:

What is said in the bedroom or up against a wall is different.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 12:48:13 PM
What is said in the bedroom or up against a wall is different.

I'm more of a whisper in your ear kind of girl.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 14, 2009, 12:53:18 PM
I'm more of a whisper in your ear kind of girl.

Screaming is encouraged at the right time and sometimes it is more about content rather than decibel level.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 01:01:16 PM
Screaming is encouraged at the right time and sometimes it is more about content rather than decibel level.

Content I got. But it has to be earned.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 14, 2009, 01:01:51 PM
Content I got. But it has to be earned.

Two way street.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 01:10:02 PM
Two way street.

Agreed. I don't fake it, ever. It is my contention that to do so only rewards bad behavior and so it will be repeated.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 14, 2009, 02:25:34 PM
Agreed. I don't fake it, ever. It is my contention that to do so only rewards bad behavior and so it will be repeated.
Are you married, my dear? 
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 02:58:39 PM
How did washing a kid's mouth out with soap turn into internet sex?
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 14, 2009, 03:07:51 PM
How did washing a kid's mouth out with soap turn into internet sex?

Only on the X!
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: ssgaufan on October 14, 2009, 03:41:48 PM
How did washing a kid's mouth out with soap turn into internet sex?

Don't know, but I like it.   :gig:
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 03:54:35 PM
Are you married, my dear? 

I suppose you're going to tell me I'll change my stance when I am married? boo.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: CCTAU on October 14, 2009, 04:00:38 PM
I suppose you're going to tell me I'll change my stance when I am married? boo.

Nah. That's what duct tape is for????
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Godfather on October 14, 2009, 04:25:47 PM
I suppose you're going to tell me I'll change my stance when I am married? boo.
Shes an old hag don't listen to her.  The first rule of marriage is: that as a married woman you are now required to give even more BJs.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 04:27:23 PM
Shes an old hag don't listen to her.  The first rule of marriage is: that as a married woman you are now required to give even more BJs.

That is actually in my pre nup with the red head
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Godfather on October 14, 2009, 04:41:30 PM
That is actually in my pre nup with the red head
One sperm says to the other "Man, I'm tired are we to the ovaries yet?"
The other sperm reply's "I think we still have awhile we just passed the tonsils".

Swallow clause?
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 04:51:15 PM
One sperm says to the other "Man, I'm tired are we to the ovaries yet?"
The other sperm reply's "I think we still have awhile we just passed the tonsils".

Swallow clause?

It would not be a real BJ without that clause
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: JR4AU on October 14, 2009, 04:59:41 PM
It would not be a real BJ without that clause

I have to confess that once she gets it out of me, I don't give a poop what she does with it, within reason of course!
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 05:05:47 PM
Shes an old hag don't listen to her.  The first rule of marriage is: that as a married woman you are now required to give even more BJs.
Oh that must be true. All the married men I know can't stop talking about all the BJs they get.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 05:07:27 PM
Oh that must be true. All the married men I know can't stop talking about all the BJs they get.

It's their fault for not putting it in the pre nup.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 14, 2009, 05:17:59 PM
I have to confess that once she gets it out of me, I don't give a shit what she does with it, within reason of course!
Yeah, as long as she doesn't try to give it back. No regifting.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Ogre on October 14, 2009, 05:24:02 PM
Yeah, as long as she doesn't try to give it back. No regifting.

I believe they call that "snowballing."

Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: JR4AU on October 14, 2009, 05:43:20 PM
Oh that must be true. All the married men I know can't stop talking about all the BJs they get.

If they're talking about them, they're probably not getting them. 
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUChizad on October 14, 2009, 06:07:17 PM
I believe they call that "snowballing."


snowball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BeB0cDr3R0#)
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: jadennis on October 14, 2009, 06:14:31 PM
If they're talking about them, they're probably not getting them. 

She should have included   :sarcasm:  to avoid any confusion.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 11:57:23 PM
snowball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BeB0cDr3R0#)

Blow jobs haven't counted as sex since 1998. Thank you Bill Clinton.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 15, 2009, 12:35:12 AM
I suppose you're going to tell me I'll change my stance when I am married? boo.
Far be it from an old hag to give sex advice but a well played, well thought out faker is not always a bad thing, especially when your intent is to save the oh so fragile ego of the husband you love and adore whose stamina is not what it once was...  *** Chances are, he will love you all the more for it, and he will make it up to you next time.

If you are using one just to get him the hell off of you so you can read your book/catch Letterman/go to sleep, then not so much.

*** And if one of you married guys on here says that never happens (or never almost happens) to him, well, you, sir, are a scoundrel and a liar.

My original comment was said in jest.  I could have sworn someone told me you were married? 

Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 15, 2009, 02:46:59 AM
Far be it from an old hag to give sex advice but a well played, well thought out faker is not always a bad thing, especially when your intent is to save the oh so fragile ego of the husband you love and adore whose stamina is not what it once was...  *** Chances are, he will love you all the more for it, and he will make it up to you next time.
You're a good woman. And I will keep the advice in mind....for the future and the poor bastard I marry. These days I am still a demanding girl. ;)

 I could have sworn someone told me you were married?  

WHO would say such a thing? :pot:
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AWK on October 15, 2009, 03:37:28 AM
You're a good woman. And I will keep the advice in mind....for the future and the poor bastard I marry. These days I am still a demanding girl. ;)

WHO would say such a thing? :pot:
As one would notice, she never denies the fact. Plausible deniability is very interesting.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: jadennis on October 15, 2009, 04:47:49 AM
As one would notice, she never denies the fact. Plausible deniability is very interesting.

she's a lover not a fighter....but she's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.

she is....the most interesting woman in the world.

she doesn't always drink beer, but when she does, she prefers Dos Equis (actually Miller Lite)
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Jumbo on October 15, 2009, 06:28:10 AM
Shes an old hag don't listen to her.  The first rule of marriage is: that as a married woman you are now required to give even more BJs.
I should have put that into her vows.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Godfather on October 15, 2009, 09:24:23 AM
Far be it from an old hag to give sex advice but a well played, well thought out faker is not always a bad thing, especially when your intent is to save the oh so fragile ego of the husband you love and adore whose stamina is not what it once was...  *** Chances are, he will love you all the more for it, and he will make it up to you next time.

If you are using one just to get him the hell off of you so you can read your book/catch Letterman/go to sleep, then not so much.

*** And if one of you married guys on here says that never happens (or never almost happens) to him, well, you, sir, are a scoundrel and a liar.

My original comment was said in jest.  I could have sworn someone told me you were married? 


Sorry but I am calling BS, I will readily admit that 60% of the time my women is satisfied everytime! Seriously thought I still call bullshit, if my thang ain't up for the challenge my finger or tongue is.  I always...ALWAYS give what I have received!
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 09:47:51 AM
I always...ALWAYS give what I have received!

Listen to him.  He will always suck a dick in return.

Just sayin.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 15, 2009, 10:51:39 AM
Sorry but I am calling BS, I will readily admit that 60% of the time my women is satisfied everytime! Seriously thought I still call bullshit, if my thang ain't up for the challenge my finger or tongue is.  I always...ALWAYS give what I have received!
You miss the point.  If he is trying to hold on until you get there, and you can see that things are difficult, letting him off the hook is never a bad thing.

Sorry, Sweetheart, if I mis-spoke in re your marital status.  Must have misunderstood.  But if you are looking for love in this crew, my advice is to either keep looking elsewhere or stock up on antibiotics.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 10:57:57 AM
You miss the point.  If he is trying to hold on until you get there, and you can see that things are difficult, letting him off the hook is never a bad thing.

Sorry, Sweetheart, if I mis-spoke in re your marital status.  Must have misunderstood.  But if you are looking for love in this crew, my advice is to either keep looking elsewhere or stock up on antibiotics.

So since the subject has come up, you married or not? 
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 15, 2009, 11:40:59 AM
Sorry, Sweetheart, if I mis-spoke in re your marital status.  Must have misunderstood.  But if you are looking for love in this crew, my advice is to either keep looking elsewhere or stock up on antibiotics.

Hey, I represent resent that statement...
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Godfather on October 15, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
Listen to him.  He will always suck a dick in return.

Just sayin.
You told me it didn't make me gay.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 15, 2009, 12:47:03 PM
So since the subject has come up, you married or not? 

 Not married. Why would I be when the box of Kleenex is still full?
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 12:51:40 PM
Not married. Why would I be when the box of Kleenex is still full?

Lots of people get married when the box of kleenex is still full.  Going by that criteria most would never get married.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 12:52:57 PM
You told me it didn't make me gay.

Only if you touch balls or fall in love.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 15, 2009, 01:08:13 PM
Lots of people get married when the box of kleenex is still full.  Going by that criteria most would never get married.

True enough. I'll concede that point.

I just haven't met the the man that makes me want to get married. The way I see things right now...my relationships are like free agencies...everybody is here because they want to be here...no under appreciated franchise players...if someone wants to trade...they can.
Do hearts get broken sometimes? Sure. But being married certainly doesn't make you immune to that.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 01:12:04 PM
True enough. I'll concede that point.

I just haven't met the the man that makes me want to get married. The way I see things right now...my relationships are like free agencies...everybody is here because they want to be here...no under appreciated franchise players...if someone wants to trade...they can.
Do hearts get broken sometimes? Sure. But being married certainly doesn't make you immune to that.

Don't feel bad.  Taylor hasn't met that man either.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 15, 2009, 01:16:10 PM
Don't feel bad.  Taylor hasn't met that man either.

Funny, I heard he was no stranger to the trade either.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 01:24:38 PM
Funny, I heard he was no stranger to the trade either.

What you heard was that he likes being passed around.

There is a difference.

Subtle one, but a difference.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: Godfather on October 15, 2009, 01:28:03 PM
Only if you touch balls or fall in love.
But you told me you loved me.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 15, 2009, 01:29:19 PM
What you heard was that he likes being passed around.

There is a difference.

Subtle one, but a difference.

Gay boys I know call it picking up "trade." I guess, since they are still guys, it's the gay equivalent of getting a piece.
Title: Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
Post by: AWK on October 15, 2009, 04:19:19 PM
Gay boys I know call it picking up "trade." I guess, since they are still guys, it's the gay equivalent of getting a piece.
I don't know how else to explain this.  Bro jobs are not gay, I'm just helping out a bro when he has a bad day.