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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Pell City Tiger on October 09, 2009, 07:08:16 PM

Title: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 09, 2009, 07:08:16 PM
Stepping in to cover this one. Auburn versus Arkansas - rub the crystal ball (or my balls) and pull a prediction out of your ass.

Winner gets a all expenses paid overnight stay in the Ensley housing projects and a 16 ounce jar of Hormel pickled pig feet.

I say:
Auburn 38
Arkansas 30
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: ssgaufan on October 09, 2009, 07:14:26 PM
AU 45
arky 38
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: boartitz on October 09, 2009, 07:16:26 PM
Hogs win.
Have you tried the pickled turkey gizzards? Yum.
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Birmingham on October 09, 2009, 07:32:21 PM
Arkansas 52
Auburn 30
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 09, 2009, 07:37:59 PM
Auburn 29

Arky 21
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: The Prowler on October 09, 2009, 07:52:58 PM
AU - 31
UA - 20
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: boartitz on October 09, 2009, 07:59:33 PM
Our boards are predicting that we win mostly. That shit happens with evenly matched teams.
Does anyone really want to back up Tommy's 3 TD prediction? It could happen. It could happen in the reverse.
This game just has more intangibles than any other that I know of.
Our strengths play against yall's weaknesses and vice versa. It may come down to the kicking game.
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 09, 2009, 08:20:03 PM
Our boards are predicting that we win mostly. That shit happens with evenly matched teams.
Does anyone really want to back up Tommy's 3 TD prediction? It could happen. It could happen in the reverse.
This game just has more intangibles than any other that I know of.
Our strengths play against yall's weaknesses and vice versa. It may come down to the kicking game.
I don't think anyone would take that bet. This one could wind up being anything from a 3-5 point win to a blowout for either team.

Tommy's habit of laying eggs against ya'll has made us very gun shy. Honestly, I don't know what to expect. I hope Gus has a few tricks up his sleeve and Ted Roof can get his guys to clamp it down. Special teams will definitely be the difference for both of us. 
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2009, 08:25:24 PM
Auburn    - 42
Arkansas - 20

Thats Tubbs +1
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: boartitz on October 09, 2009, 08:30:44 PM
I don't think anyone would take that bet. This one could wind up being anything from a 3-5 point win to a blowout for either team.

Tommy's habit of laying eggs against ya'll has made us very gun shy. Honestly, I don't know what to expect. I hope Gus has a few tricks up his sleeve and Ted Roof can get his guys to clamp it down. Special teams will definitely be the difference for both of us. 
I'm just gonna sit back and get a buzz on and let it play out.
We're having a bbq, keg party, guitar pull at a neighbors tomorrow. Good time whatever the outcome. We will be some go hog go motherfuckers.
I still think we win.
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: The Prowler on October 09, 2009, 08:33:04 PM
I'm just gonna sit back and get a buzz on and let it play out.
We're having a bbq, keg party, guitar pull at a neighbors tomorrow. Good time whatever the outcome. We will be some go hog go motherfuckers.
I still think we win.
make sure to have a video recorder ready.....YouTube sensation.
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: boartitz on October 09, 2009, 08:35:46 PM
make sure to have a video recorder ready.....YouTube sensation.
No tables were harmed in the filming of this video.
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2009, 08:46:21 PM
I'm just gonna sit back and get a buzz on and let it play out.
We're having a bbq, keg party, guitar pull at a neighbors tomorrow. Good time whatever the outcome. We will be some go hog go motherphukers.
I still think we win.

Got to get started early. Everybody will have a chance for a morning buzz tomorrow.
Biscuits and beer!
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 09, 2009, 08:48:48 PM
Auburn 1198 - Arkansas -15. 
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 09, 2009, 11:44:58 PM
Glenn, I thought the cops done told you to keep your balls to yourself.

Auburn 41

Arkansas  35
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: chinook on October 10, 2009, 01:37:58 AM
sec  34

swc 31
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Come Honor Face on October 10, 2009, 01:52:10 AM
Auburn 38

Arkansas 20
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 10, 2009, 10:23:31 AM
AU 45
arky 38

^^^ what he said
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: wreckingball on October 10, 2009, 11:23:45 AM
Auburn 100,000
Arkansas 3
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Saniflush on October 10, 2009, 11:49:58 AM
Predators - 38

Pork samiches - 20
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Birmingham on October 10, 2009, 04:47:49 PM
Soooooo.... who was closest?  :)
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: The Prowler on October 10, 2009, 04:56:58 PM
Boar Titties.  He had Ark. 40 Auburn 30.
Title: Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 10, 2009, 05:01:00 PM
Soooooo.... who was closest?  :)
Your mother. She had my hog in her ass and said she could get me off in 50 pokes. I said it'd take no more than 30. It took 48 and a half.

She won't be able to sit too comfortably for a few days. I consider it a moral victory.