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Title: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: Ogre on October 09, 2009, 09:28:40 AM
Who would have ever seen this coming?   :taunt:

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AUBURN AT ARKANSAS

This is going to be fun. A track meet, with Gus Malzahn's explosive spread against Bobby Petrino's explosive dropback attack that will throw the best group of receivers the 2-point favored Tigers could see this season. Don't get caught up in how the Hogs rank last in the SEC in just about all things defense. Remember, they've played Georgia (2-1 SEC) and Alabama (2-0) in their first two league games, not Mississippi State (1-2) and Tennessee (0-2). Is Auburn's defense up for Ryan Mallett and Company? Is Arkansas' up for Chris Todd and all that Tiger firepower? We will find out about Auburn's defense this week.

Arkansas 38, Auburn 35

Link (http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/2009/10/charles_hollis_picks_this_is_t.html)
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: AUChizad on October 09, 2009, 10:09:04 AM
Who would have ever seen this coming?   :taunt:

Link (http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/2009/10/charles_hollis_picks_this_is_t.html)
Thanks Charles!

This pretty much guarantees a blowout of the Hogs.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 09, 2009, 10:18:24 AM
So, does he actually wear his houndstooth hat while he types?
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 09, 2009, 10:21:57 AM
He is using the whole "blind-pig/acorn" method of picking games.  If he keeps picking AU to lose, he has to get it right eventually, doesn't he????

Stupid asshole.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 09, 2009, 10:23:37 AM
So, does he actually wear his houndstooth hat while he types?

I think Mrs.Hollis wears it on the nights she has to put out.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 09, 2009, 10:24:12 AM
I think Mrs.Hollis wears it on the nights she has to put out.
:rofl:
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: AUChizad on October 09, 2009, 10:32:14 AM
I think Mrs.Hollis wears it on the nights she has to put out.
"Well, let's see, I had you put on a gray suit and let me call you Nick for my birthday. How bout for Valentines, you put on a houndstooth hat and hold on to a bottle of Dickel periodically taking swigs from it as I rail you?"
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: jadennis on October 09, 2009, 10:56:06 AM
"Well, let's see, I had you put on a gray suit and let me call you Nick for my birthday. How bout for Valentines, you put on a houndstooth hat and hold on to a bottle of toolel periodically taking swigs from it as I rail you?"

You just gave RWS and Birmingham orgasms.

I threw up.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: jadennis on October 09, 2009, 11:00:49 AM
I like how Hollis uses the logic commonly found on the Volnation board last week.

How is this even allowed to be an argument....."we lost to two teams that were better than us, and you beat two teams that you are better than....therefore we'll beat you"? 

Arkansas may win, but it won't be because they lost to Georgia and Alabama and Auburn beat MSU and Tennessee. 

That's almost as dumb as Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize 11 days into his presidency.  Almost.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 09, 2009, 11:17:47 AM
I am shocked I tell you, just shocked!
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2009, 11:43:21 AM
I heard Paul Fartbaum and Charlie boy Hollis are lovers.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: themilkmandidit on October 09, 2009, 01:00:22 PM
I heard Paul Fartbaum and Charlie boy Hollis are lovers.

I believe the politically correct term for this is " life partners".  That is what I was informed in Boston by a local at least.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: Saniflush on October 09, 2009, 01:05:18 PM
I believe the politically correct term for this is " life partners".  That is what I was informed in Boston by a local at least.

Exactly.  Like how Jumbo calls his hobby inner-species erotica.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: wesfau2 on October 09, 2009, 01:21:07 PM
Exactly.  It like how Jumbo calls his hobby inner-species erotica.

I miss my donkey.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: Jumbo on October 09, 2009, 01:24:11 PM
Erotic, Erotic, put my hands inside your ...
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 09, 2009, 05:30:00 PM
Why are these guys paid money? 

We've debunked every theory so far.  I guess Hollis will keep presenting new ones.

Wary of the day he picks us to lose. 
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2009, 06:37:49 PM
Why are these guys paid money? 

We've debunked every theory so far.  I guess Hollis will keep presenting new ones.

Wary of the day he picks us to lose. 

Then you are wary about every week then?
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: The Prowler on October 09, 2009, 06:42:51 PM
If we score 35, we'll win.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 09, 2009, 08:50:16 PM
Then you are wary about every week then?

Damnit I meant win. 

It's been a long week 9 weeks.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: boartitz on October 09, 2009, 09:04:19 PM
If we score 35, we'll win.
We'll see. This fucker may be in the 50s on both sides. Who knows?
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: The Prowler on October 09, 2009, 09:06:41 PM
We'll see. This fucker may be in the 50s on both sides. Who knows?
I Seriously doubt it, unless it's going to multiple overtimes.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: boartitz on October 09, 2009, 09:11:16 PM
I Seriously doubt it, unless it's going to multiple overtimes.
Arkansas is the best at that.
I don't see OT.
Close but no cigar. Exciting game.
Title: Re: What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?
Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2009, 09:15:57 PM
Arkansas is the best at that.
I don't see OT.
Close but no cigar. Exciting game.

Should be a day full of good football.
Auburn, bama, Florida and Georgia wins.