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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on October 05, 2009, 07:42:47 PM

Title: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: The Prowler on October 05, 2009, 07:42:47 PM
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Breaking News from The Huntsville Times
Woman charged for having child ride in box atop van
By David Brewer
October 05, 2009, 12:35PM
 
(http://media.al.com/breaking/photo/jackie-denise-knottjpg-72175c8761ef7532_medium.jpg)
Jackie Denise Knott

ALBERTVILLE, AL - A Marshall County woman is in the city jail here for having her 13-year-old daughter ride in a cardboard box atop her van.

Albertville Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said Jackie Denise Knott, 37, of Albertville was charged with endangering the welfare of a child. Smith said the child was turned over to a relative.

Smith said police received a call Sunday morning of a minivan traveling on U.S. 431 with a large cardboard box on top with a child inside.

Officers stopped the van on U.S. 431 and asked Knott why the child was riding atop her vehicle.

"The box was too big to go inside the van, and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box," Smith said the woman told police.

When asked about the child's safety, Smith said Knott told the officers that she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!  AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  AHHHHAHAHA!!!!! ..... AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html (http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html)
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: Birmingham on October 05, 2009, 07:49:40 PM
Sounds like an Auburn fan to me......

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Breaking News from The Huntsville Times
Woman charged for having child ride in box atop van
By David Brewer
October 05, 2009, 12:35PM
 
(http://media.al.com/breaking/photo/jackie-denise-knottjpg-72175c8761ef7532_medium.jpg)

Jackie Denise Knott

ALBERTVILLE, AL - A Marshall County woman is in the city jail here for having her 13-year-old daughter ride in a cardboard box atop her van.

Albertville Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said Jackie Denise Knott, 37, of Albertville was charged with endangering the welfare of a child. Smith said the child was turned over to a relative.

Smith said police received a call Sunday morning of a minivan traveling on U.S. 431 with a large cardboard box on top with a child inside.

Officers stopped the van on U.S. 431 and asked Knott why the child was riding atop her vehicle.

"The box was too big to go inside the van, and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box," Smith said the woman told police.

When asked about the child's safety, Smith said Knott told the officers that she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: djsimp on October 05, 2009, 07:51:26 PM
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!  AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  AHHHHAHAHA!!!!! ..... AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html (http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html)

Should of put some duck tape on it. :rimshot:
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 05, 2009, 10:04:44 PM
She may sound like whatever....but she LOOKS like a bammer.

No doubt about that.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 05, 2009, 10:23:47 PM
That is a very shiny white shirt she has on... and if you look under the mug shot sign, do I see a hint of red...?  Surely does resemble a bammer jersey to me...
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: djsimp on October 05, 2009, 10:52:32 PM
Houndstooth hat?
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: The Prowler on October 05, 2009, 10:59:06 PM
That is a very shiny white shirt she has on... and if you look under the mug shot sign, do I see a hint of red...?  Surely does resemble a bammer jersey to me...
Damn....good catch, I didn't notice the jersey.  I was just going by the looks of her and where she's from.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 05, 2009, 11:05:34 PM
Damn....good catch, I didn't notice the jersey.  I was just going by the looks of her and where she's from.
Oh, that's pretty much a dead giveaway - the jersey and any hint of red is just confirmation of what we already know...

Even deepsouthsports.net automatically assumed she was a bammer... heeheehee
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: Birmingham on October 05, 2009, 11:32:01 PM
Hate to break it to you guys but if this jersey is either Alabama or Auburn it most certainly isn't Alabama.  Take a look...


(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/jackie-denise-knottjpg-72175c8761ef.jpg)
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: Catphish Tilly on October 06, 2009, 12:06:08 AM
Hate to break it to you guys but if this jersey is either Alabama or Auburn it most certainly isn't Alabama.  Take a look...


(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/jackie-denise-knottjpg-72175c8761ef.jpg)

My god man.  Is one of your 15 full time jobs CSI Chattanooga? 
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: Come Honor Face on October 06, 2009, 01:49:09 AM
You're wrong again B'ham.  My mom isn't an Auburn Fan.  Neither is my sis.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: AWK on October 06, 2009, 02:01:51 AM
Sorry, you are all wrong.  It is a Florida Gators jersey.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: djsimp on October 06, 2009, 08:49:54 AM
Hate to break it to you guys but if this jersey is either Alabama or Auburn it most certainly isn't Alabama.  Take a look...


(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/jackie-denise-knottjpg-72175c8761ef.jpg)

You really went out of your way to prove this, huh? This must hurt real bad!
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 06, 2009, 08:55:14 AM
Sorry, you are all wrong.  It is a Florida Gators jersey.

It's okay then, because Tebow  :bc: was with her daughter.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: boartitz on October 06, 2009, 09:29:23 AM
It ain't the first time that kid was in a box.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: wreckingball on October 06, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
Those boxed lunches in albertville are delicious.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 06, 2009, 05:55:58 PM
It may be her hands holding the sign - but it does not take away from the shiny white wal mart quality material of her shirt.
Title: Re: LMAO!!!! Sounds like a bammer to me.......
Post by: The Prowler on October 06, 2009, 06:13:21 PM
It's a bammer.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: