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Title: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 09:01:29 AM
I was watching ESPNU today and they showed the Lane Kiffin Press Conference.

For the king of shit-talking, he was very complimentary of Auburn.

http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2009/9/29/1061263/video-lane-kiffin-on-tennessee (http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2009/9/29/1061263/video-lane-kiffin-on-tennessee)
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 09:53:27 AM
I was watching ESPNU today and they showed they showed the Lane Kiffin Press Conference.

For the king of shit-talking, he was very complimentary of Auburn.

http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2009/9/29/1061263/video-lane-kiffin-on-tennessee (http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2009/9/29/1061263/video-lane-kiffin-on-tennessee)

Very un Kiffin like.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 10:11:53 AM
He did seem rather humble.

But wtf is up with them cancelling the Tiger Walk? Does that mean the Vol walk or whatever gayness they have over there is off too?
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 30, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
WOW! Huge compiment from Monte Kiffin on Malzahn's offense...it made it move a little...
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:15:48 AM

But wtf is up with them cancelling the Tiger Walk? Does that mean the Vol walk or whatever gayness they have over there is off too?

Explain yourself young lady.  We do not do this for them or anyone else.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 10:18:32 AM
"For safety and security measures requested by the University of Tennessee, there will not be a Tiger Walk at Neyland Stadium."

That's all I know, chief.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 10:18:41 AM
Explain yourself young lady.  We do not do this for them or anyone else.
Yeah, apparently Tennessee officials canceled Tiger Walk due to "Safety Concerns".

The knockoff "Vol Walk", however, violates no safety issues.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: jadennis on September 30, 2009, 10:19:44 AM
WOW! Huge compiment from Monte Kiffin on Malzahn's offense...

He said watching film and trying to figure out his offense was like reading a book with someone waving their hand back and forth in front of your face.

I also like how he got in his little indirect slights to Florida again.  He noted how much more developed and successful the Auburn passing game is than Florida's and how that will present an different challenge than what they faced with Florida. (to be fair, a reporter brought up Florida, but Kiffin sure didn't shy away from it).
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 30, 2009, 10:21:34 AM
He is all of 12 years old... damn he is young!!
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:32:05 AM
Yeah, apparently Tennessee officials canceled Tiger Walk due to "Safety Concerns".

The knockoff "Vol Walk", however, violates no safety issues.

I'm calling bullshit.

Fuck them.

We don't cancel it when we are at USC and block traffic or anywhere else.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: jadennis on September 30, 2009, 10:37:19 AM
He is all of 12 years old... damn he is young!!

I think that's part of why I hate him.  He's a few months younger than me yet he makes $2 million a year and coaches an SEC football program (this is on the heels of already being an NFL coach too, a suck-ass NFL coach, but NFL nonetheless). 
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: wesfau2 on September 30, 2009, 10:38:10 AM
He is all of 12 years old... damn he is young!! his wife is smoking hot.

Fixt.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:42:46 AM
Fixt.

proof

Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: jadennis on September 30, 2009, 10:46:33 AM
proof



That's 12 year old Lane in the cap staring at the "ladies".
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:49:24 AM
That's 12 year old Lane in the cap staring at the "ladies".

I'm not sure about that but I think he wants back on the teat.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2009, 10:56:43 AM
Can you imagine game day at the Kiffin household.

"Honey, while you're doing that whole football thing and making us millions, do you mind if I hit a few tailgate areas?"

"Huh, oh yeah, sure baby.  Whatever.  Hey wait, I've got a great idea.  Make sure you go by the Meyer's tailgate.  Wear that low cut halter top, you know...the orange one that makes your nipples stand out.  When word gets back to Urban how hot you are, man will he be jealous."    
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 30, 2009, 11:12:49 AM
proof



Kind of a "butter" face if you ask me
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 11:15:06 AM
Uh Lane may be a complete douchebag....clearly born on third base but believes he hit a triple....

But he's pretty fucking hot himself.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Ogre on September 30, 2009, 11:30:35 AM
Kind of a "butter" face if you ask me

(http://a11news.com/images/layla-kiffin-closeup.jpg)

(http://media.knoxnews.com/media/img/photos/2009/05/09/0508kiffin10_slide_t607.JPG)

(http://www.momlogic.com/cdn/images/i_would_layle_kiffin_pm-thumb-270x387.jpg)

Verdict:   :idhitit:

Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 30, 2009, 11:39:26 AM
Uh Lane may be a complete douchebag....clearly born on third base but believes he hit a triple....

But he's pretty fucking hot himself.
I wasn't gonna go there because I hate to drool over the opposition.  But I gotta admit that he did not outkick his coverage when it comes to having a hot wife - she did pretty damn well for herself too.

I think Urban is just pissed that he is no longer the hottest SEC coach, and his wife is not the hottest SEC coach's wife anymore.

Speaking of NOT HOT SEC coach's wives...

(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9028/miles.png)
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 11:43:06 AM
proof


Was that the calling of the "nip"? I believe Mrs. Kiffin agrees.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: jadennis on September 30, 2009, 11:44:15 AM

Speaking of NOT HOT SEC coach's wives...

(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9028/miles.png)

 :blink:

You have to be kidding.  You sure that's not his little brother?  "Les" must be a nickname given to him by the ladies.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 11:45:19 AM
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9028/miles.png)
It's Pat
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 11:48:55 AM
Les is a yankee....they don't know anything about good looking women.

She's probably a beauty queen in New Hampshire.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AWK on September 30, 2009, 11:51:21 AM
His wife looks like she might be a victim of the pubic jungle.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Ogre on September 30, 2009, 11:57:12 AM
It's Pat

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aWtwvd9dU9k/Rp7PCv1_bNI/AAAAAAAAACE/vAhCDR1MTZ8/s320/JuSw-Pat.jpg)

Even Pat wouldn't touch that shit.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 30, 2009, 11:59:51 AM
Les is a yankee....they don't know anything about good looking women.

She's probably a beauty queen in New Hampshire.
She was an assistant women's basketball coach when they met.  He even claims to have pursued her!  ON PURPOSE even!!

Yet they have four cute kids - go figure...
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: jadennis on September 30, 2009, 12:06:14 PM
Les is a yankee....they don't know anything about good looking women.

She's probably a beauty queen in New Hampshire.

It should be pointed out that Lane was born in Minnesota and spent most of his childhood there, and in Wisconsin and New York.

He must have seen the light in California, but his roots are definitely Yankee.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 12:10:43 PM
It should be pointed out that Lane was born in Minnesota and spent most of his childhood there, and in Wisconsin and New York.

He must have seen the light in California, but his roots are definitely Yankee.

What light are you talking about? You like the mad hatter's wife?
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: jadennis on September 30, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
What light are you talking about? You like the mad hatter's wife?

It should be pointed out that Lane was born in Minnesota and spent most of his childhood there, and in Wisconsin and New York.

If the Hat saw a light at some point, it obviously blinded him.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 12:30:57 PM
My bad. Remedies class doesn't let me pay as close attention as i'd like to posts.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 12:45:47 PM
Back to the Tiger Walk thing.

Fuck them. They can't stop fans from lining outside the bus. I hope we do it.

They tried to get us out of the rain too...
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AWK on September 30, 2009, 01:54:08 PM
Back to the Tiger Walk thing.

Fuck them. They can't stop fans from lining outside the bus. I hope we do it.

They tried to get us out of the rain too...
No, that was God...  and he only watches Dallas Cowboy's football games.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: GH2001 on September 30, 2009, 02:44:49 PM
Back to the Tiger Walk thing.

phuk them. They can't stop fans from lining outside the bus. I hope we do it.

They tried to get us out of the rain too...

Sent an email this morning to the Tenn Athletic Director (Mike Hamilton).

Here is the response I received 10 mins ago from him:

"My understanding is that the only requested change was no band due to the cramped area where visitors arrive. Hope this helps clarify your concerns. Mike"
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 02:45:58 PM
Sent an email this morning to the Tenn Athletic Director (Mike Hamilton).

Here is the response I received 10 mins ago from him:

"My understanding is that the only requested change was no band due to the cramped area where visitors arrive. Hope this helps clarify your concerns. Mike"

I will be there. 

phuc dem in da mouf.

Three times.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 03:19:56 PM
I'll know by tomorrow at lunch if I have tickets or not...if I do... I'll be there...and be obnoxious.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 03:22:10 PM
I'll know by tomorrow at lunch if I have tickets or not...if I do... I'll be there...and be obnoxious.

Going off the meds?

if so can I have them?
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 03:26:51 PM
Going off the meds?

if so can I have them?

What are these "meds" of which you speak?  *nervous twitch"
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 03:32:24 PM
What are these "meds" of which you speak?  *nervous twitch"

any.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 03:33:51 PM
any.

I no need no meds.  :silence:
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 03:34:59 PM
I no need no meds. 

See now that gets sticky cause I have to define need.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: boartitz on September 30, 2009, 04:08:20 PM
It should be pointed out that Lane was born in Minnesota and spent most of his childhood there, and in Wisconsin and New York.

He must have seen the light in California, but his roots are definitely Yankee.
I didn't know he was born in MN. Monte was coaching at Nebraska when he was born. He was a wee lad when they lived in Arkansas.
His wife is from Florida. Ex Gator QB John Reaves daughter.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
See now that gets sticky cause I have to define need.

recreation is a word that comes to mind.   :bc:
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 04:40:00 PM
See now that gets sticky cause I have to define need.
My urologist wrote me a prescription for Viagra yesterday, how many you want?
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2009, 04:43:07 PM
My urologist wrote me a prescription for Viagra yesterday, how many you want?

Viagra? What's wrong witcho dick, boy?
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 04:46:55 PM
Viagra? What's wrong witcho dick, boy?

You'd wanna know.   :fag:
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 05:12:07 PM
Viagra? What's wrong witcho dick, boy?
Nothin, I went to see him for a checkup (9 months since the kidney stones) he asked me if I wanted some for rec use.  I said why the fuck not.  He's a cool doc and a bulldog...just keepin it in the SEC bitches.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: ssgaufan on September 30, 2009, 05:20:19 PM
Nothin, I went to see him for a checkup (9 months since the kidney stones) he asked me if I wanted some for rec use.  I said why the fuck not.  He's a cool doc and a bulldog...just keepin it in the SEC bitches.

Whatever.  Broke dick.


 :silence:
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 05:23:23 PM
Whatever.  Broke dick.


 :silence:
I have no use of your jealousy.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 30, 2009, 05:41:43 PM
See now that gets sticky cause I have to define need.
If it gets sticky, just use Clorox wipes.  They'll clean up anything.
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: chinook on September 30, 2009, 06:28:31 PM
Nothin, I went to see him for a checkup (9 months since the kidney stones) he asked me if I wanted some for rec use.  I said why the fuck not.  He's a cool doc and a bulldog...just keepin it in the SEC bitches.

a passing kidney stone make grown men cry.  okay...well not me.  
Title: Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 30, 2009, 06:39:34 PM
I will be there. 

phuc dem in da mouf.

Three times.
What can we piss on up there?