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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 27, 2009, 04:19:13 AM
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Ever since that fat bastard danced during the Georgia game when they were clubbing the fuck out of us, I've hated that bloated, ham-eating, cholesterol bag.
The half hour or so I tried to tolerate his chuckling ass during the Alabama game was enough to make me want to stick my hands into the meaty flesh under his jowls and yank out his trachea.
I could seriously go Dexter on his greasy round head.
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Agreed.
Anyone else notice how Bama's run game was stuffed except for a few big plays? I missed the 4th quarter, so for all I know, it could have been that one big play by Richardson.
Every time Bama stopped an Arkansas running back for three yards or less, Verne would boast "WOW IT'S LIKE RUNNING INTO A BRICK WALL!"
Every time Arkansas stopped a Bama running back for three yards or less, Verne would boast nothing. Not even mention it.
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Agreed.
Anyone else notice how Bama's run game was stuffed except for a few big plays? I missed the 4th quarter, so for all I know, it could have been that one big play by Richardson.
Every time Bama stopped an Arkansas running back for three yards or less, Verne would boast "WOW IT'S LIKE RUNNING INTO A BRICK WALL!"
Every time Arkansas stopped a Bama running back for three yards or less, Verne would boast nothing. Not even mention it.
I won a bet by correctly predicting that at some point, the grease-choked troll would remark on how many men it took to bring down Julio Jones -- who is perhaps the most overhyped player in human history, at least since Brodie Croyle.
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how many men it took to bring down Julio Jones -- who is perhaps the most overhyped player in human history, at least since Brodie Croyle.
It took ten.
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It took ten.
And he dragged them 33 yards before tripping over his own feet, so technically he tackled himself.
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It took ten.
One time it took one.
That kind of thing happens at least once a game to some player. I saw Ben Tate stand up in a herd of 18 Ball State players last night and never go down. It doesn't mean shit.
But Vern... that fat fuck....
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But Vern... that fat fuck....
Totally agree. Hell, I'd almost rather hear Eli Gold call the game.....almost.
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You guys sure are sore that we didn't lose yesterday.....
Wah, they got away with penalties.
Wah, the running game didn't hit 200 yards and still kicked the shit out of an SEC team.
Wah, they didn't flop on the ground when they weren't rushing well and were able to air it out.
Wah, they did it all hardly looking the way of their best WR.
Wah, they did it with a backup DE and backup LB.
Wah, the announcers love Alabam.
Wah, wah, wah, Alabama won and we didn't want them to!
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Agreed.
Anyone else notice how Bama's run game was stuffed except for a few big plays? I missed the 4th quarter, so for all I know, it could have been that one big play by Richardson.
Every time Bama stopped an Arkansas running back for three yards or less, Verne would boast "WOW IT'S LIKE RUNNING INTO A BRICK WALL!"
Every time Arkansas stopped a Bama running back for three yards or less, Verne would boast nothing. Not even mention it.
We rushed for 134 yards, and thats above the average Arky was giving up going into the game, so I think that will do. Even if we rushed for 200, I don't think it would have mattered. Might have been good for one more TD, who knows. I'll take a 28 point margin of win.