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Title: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2009, 10:11:21 AM
First, so that this thread will remain where there's the most traffic this time of year, I will make it football related.  Auburn should handle Ball State.  Okay, that being said...

Congratulations are in order for one of our own.  AWK (Taylor) got his results and passed the Alabama Bar.  All jokes aside, this is one hell of an accomplishment for anyone and deserves to be recognized. 

 :bar: Congrats man.
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2009, 10:13:49 AM
Congratulations Taylor.
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: chinook on September 25, 2009, 10:14:47 AM
great.  another fucking lawyer.  

congrats, taylor.  

is the birdman taking you under his wing?
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2009, 10:15:35 AM
That's awesome man!!!!  Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!   :bowl:
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 25, 2009, 10:21:50 AM
Hooray, Taylor!

Congratulations, sugar. Tiny bit jealous. ;)
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2009, 10:24:11 AM
Hooray, Taylor!

Congratulations, sugar. Tiny bit jealous. ;)

You know it's good cause it's made with real bits of Jesus
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: AWK on September 25, 2009, 10:25:58 AM
Thanks guys!  Such a huge relief!  I would be lying if I didn't say that the celebration is going to start around noon. 
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2009, 10:28:38 AM
Thanks guys!  Such a huge relief!  I would be lying if I didn't say that the celebration is going to start around noon. 

You haven't started? :blink:
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: boartitz on September 25, 2009, 10:28:57 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: AWK on September 25, 2009, 10:30:46 AM
You haven't started? :blink:
haha, I know, I'm slacking.  Actually, I am heading to downtown BHam right now to start the celebration bitches!   

Should be a long interesting day.
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 25, 2009, 10:33:38 AM
haha, I know, I'm slacking.  Actually, I am heading to downtown BHam right now to start the celebration bitches!   

Should be a long interesting day.

Congrats dude! I wish I was there to help you celebrate. I would buy you lots and lots of beer, you know, because I am a nice guy like that..........and because I know taxes are going to eat my ass up this year and I may need some help...
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: ibelonginprison on September 25, 2009, 10:38:57 AM
Allow me to start the celebration for the rest of us...  :rofl:

    *  Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
      From chasing parked ambulances.
    * What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
      Your honor.
    * What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?
      Senator.
    * What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
      You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
    * How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
      His lips are moving.
    * What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road?
      There are skid marks in front of the dog.
    * How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
      Depends on how thin you slice them.
    * What do lawyers do when they die ?
      Lie still.

# Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
# What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
# What is the definition of a shame (as in 'that's a shame' )?
When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
# What is the definition of a 'crying shame' ?
There was an empty seat.
# How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
# Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
# What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A lobotomy.
# What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
# What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
# What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
# How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
# Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
Because people could not tell which side to spit on.






All kidding aside, that's a tough, tough thing to do.  Congrats!
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: jadennis on September 25, 2009, 10:41:09 AM
Congratulations....you should contact Sean Salisbury and get in on his lawsuit....he's gonna get millions by taking down ESPN  :eyeroll:
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Godfather on September 25, 2009, 10:49:33 AM
All jokes aside, this is one hell of an accomplishment for anyone and deserves to be recognized. 
Much like finding the elusive butter-toothed Yeti or having a three way, or having a three way with the Yeti.

(http://tigersx.com/images/yeti1.png)
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: AUChizad on September 25, 2009, 11:00:39 AM
We will be partying hard enough to make the namesake of your user handle (and avatar) proud.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1p5zj_andrew-wk-party-hard-music-video_music (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1p5zj_andrew-wk-party-hard-music-video_music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxFegl6JvY&feature=youtube_gdata (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxFegl6JvY&feature=youtube_gdata)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFp1Mpt2iXk&feature=youtube_gdata (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFp1Mpt2iXk&feature=youtube_gdata)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t66uuDdpwaU&feature=youtube_gdata (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t66uuDdpwaU&feature=youtube_gdata)
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: wesfau2 on September 25, 2009, 11:56:26 AM
Pshh...

Lots of people pass the bar.  Quit making a big deal out of it.  So, AWK wasn't a child left behind.  Big whoop.
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2009, 12:02:47 PM
Pshh...

Lots of people pass the bar.  Quit making a big deal out of it.  So, AWK wasn't a child left behind.  Big whoop.

It took a village
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: AWK on September 25, 2009, 01:00:45 PM
Thanks again guys. This beer at noon is delicious.
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: CCTAU on September 25, 2009, 02:45:24 PM
Here's to you having many clients like this:


911 Call : I need a Bambalance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56B5A8CGN98#)


Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Tiger Six on September 25, 2009, 02:51:28 PM
Quite an accomplishment for someone who destroyed most of their brain cells in high school.
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 25, 2009, 06:07:44 PM
Congrats dude!
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 25, 2009, 09:56:49 PM
SO PROUD OF YOU, HON!  And despite the fact that in all of the times I have seen you, I have never seen you sober, I was not worried in the least that you wouldn't pass on the first go-round.

Good job, sweetie.
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Talon on September 25, 2009, 10:36:32 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: Jumbo on September 26, 2009, 01:51:07 AM
Great Job Taylor! If ya'll need a janitor hit me up.
Title: Re: I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 27, 2009, 12:05:09 AM
Congrats man!