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Title: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: The Prowler on September 21, 2009, 11:24:38 AM
2009 West Virginia Feature Twirlers

(http://theprideofwestvirginia.org/images/2009_Season/09Members/twirlers/24235a0002.jpg)
Kirsten Brown
North Canton, OH
2nd Year in Band
Sophomore
Parks, Tourism, and Recreation

(http://theprideofwestvirginia.org/images/2009_Season/09Members/twirlers/24235a0003.jpg)
Whitney Godwin
Morgantown, WV
1st Year in Band
Sophomore
Broadcast News

(http://theprideofwestvirginia.org/images/2009_Season/09Members/twirlers/24235a0004.jpg)
Kayla Morris
Mineral Wells, WV
1st Year in Band
Freshman
Exercise Physiology

(http://theprideofwestvirginia.org/images/2009_Season/09Members/twirlers/24235a0001.jpg)
Donovan Sarr  :homo:  :rofl:
Mt. Gilead, OH
5th Year in Band
6th Year Student
Industrial Relations

http://theprideofwestvirginia.org/2009_season_band_members/2009-twirlers.html (http://theprideofwestvirginia.org/2009_season_band_members/2009-twirlers.html)
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 21, 2009, 11:29:39 AM
You got to give the guy props for having the guts to be... ??different?? ... in a conservative, scary-in-a-macho-hillbilly-way state like WVa...
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
You got to give the guy props for having the guts to be... ??different?? ... in a conservative, scary-in-a-macho-hillbilly-way state like WVa...
He's just jealous, that he can't twirl.
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 21, 2009, 11:34:23 AM
And his friend, KING of the Color Guard!

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540573_MzNrK-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540573_MzNrK-A-LB)

The uniforms, they are not flattering to the big bosomed...

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540191_K8Mbu-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540191_K8Mbu-A-LB)

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631541358_j5Xcc-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631541358_j5Xcc-A-LB)

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631542166_2ztfZ-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631542166_2ztfZ-A-LB)
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: The Prowler on September 21, 2009, 11:35:20 AM
He's just jealous, that he can't twirl.
Oh Honey, I can twirl....
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 21, 2009, 11:36:06 AM
This is like a train wreck... cannot avert eyes...

This one is particularly bad...

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Alto-Saxophones/9512674_bqJyL#639092887_yJpce-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Alto-Saxophones/9512674_bqJyL#639092887_yJpce-A-LB)

And this chick's last name is Holstine... swear to buddah...

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Alto-Saxophones/9512674_bqJyL#639093289_jXNFs-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Alto-Saxophones/9512674_bqJyL#639093289_jXNFs-A-LB)

It's almost like they had one of those cardboard cutouts that you stand behind and insert your head through the open face - these heads do not fit the bodies!

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Alto-Saxophones/9512674_bqJyL#639094094_YRW3R-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Alto-Saxophones/9512674_bqJyL#639094094_YRW3R-A-LB)
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: The Prowler on September 21, 2009, 11:39:20 AM
And his "friend", KING of the Color Guard!

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540573_MzNrK-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540573_MzNrK-A-LB)

The uniforms, they are not flattering to the big bosomed Fat Asses...

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540191_K8Mbu-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540191_K8Mbu-A-LB)

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631541358_j5Xcc-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631541358_j5Xcc-A-LB)

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631542166_2ztfZ-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631542166_2ztfZ-A-LB)
Fix that for ya.
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: wreckingball on September 21, 2009, 11:45:38 AM
And his friend, KING of the Color Guard!

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540573_MzNrK-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540573_MzNrK-A-LB)

The uniforms, they are not flattering to the big bosomed...

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540191_K8Mbu-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631540191_K8Mbu-A-LB)

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631541358_j5Xcc-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631541358_j5Xcc-A-LB)

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631542166_2ztfZ-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Colorguard-Members/9422209_RvC5k#631542166_2ztfZ-A-LB)


I saw the King of the color guard at the game. We sat by the uwv band and my girlfriend pointed out that guy during the game. Also, I don't think you can blame the uniforms for lack of diet control.
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2009, 11:46:41 AM
The really sad part is that this guy is probably the best looking of the "feature twirlers"...
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: The Prowler on September 21, 2009, 11:54:15 AM
The really sad part is that this guy is probably the best looking of the "feature twirlers"...
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d159/LaGuNaBitCh516/Christmas%202005/xmaseve018.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ZLbtWEQ54&feature=PlayList&p=DBCCA3D7F992BEE9&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ZLbtWEQ54&feature=PlayList&p=DBCCA3D7F992BEE9&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39)
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: jadennis on September 21, 2009, 12:35:10 PM



It's almost like they had one of those cardboard cutouts that you stand behind and insert your head through the open face - these heads do not fit the bodies!

http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Alto-Saxophones/9512674_bqJyL#639094094_YRW3R-A-LB (http://gallery.wvuband.org/2009-Season/2009-Band-Members/2009-Alto-Saxophones/9512674_bqJyL#639094094_YRW3R-A-LB)

That's what had me laughing.  It's like those giant sumo wrestler suits.  That first guys last name was "Breeding"...let's hope he's not.
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: AUChizad on September 21, 2009, 12:53:43 PM
The really sad part is that this guy is probably the best looking of the "feature twirlers"...
I'd do Kirsten.
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 21, 2009, 01:00:41 PM
I'd do Kirsten.

Agreed.  The others definitely seem to be gifted an extra one, or missing one in the chromosome department.  :blink:
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: ibelonginprison on September 21, 2009, 02:44:00 PM
They call the people at that school "the cousins" for a reason.
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 22, 2009, 10:33:03 AM
Check this out - he is a CHAM-PEEN!!

Quote
Donovan Sarr will be returning for his 5th season as a Feature Twirler with the WVU Band after four very successful seasons from 2005 through 2008. Donovan, a graduate of Mount Gilead High School in Mt. Gilead, OH, graduated from WVU last year with a B.A. in Psychology, and he is currently pursuing a Master of Science degree in Industrial Relations through the College of Business and Economics. He recently traveled to Belgium to compete on the United States Twirling Team and has numerous national and international awards to his credit, including being selected as a two time Men's National Twirling Champion, a three time Collegiate Men's National Twirling Champion, and a two time Senior Men's Two Baton World Medalist (Gold in 2006 and Bronze in 2009). Welcome back, Donovan!
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 22, 2009, 10:37:55 AM
Holy Crap!  Michigan has one too!!

(http://www.salinetwirlettes.org/images/334_100_3976.jpg)

Quote
Nathan Magyar, a 2008 Dexter High School, MI, graduate, was selected as a Michgan Twirler for the fall of 2008 season and will return for the 2009 season.  His twirling career started 10 years ago, when he saw his piano teacher's daughter twirl at Dexter. He then pursued lessons with her to enter his school talent show. Nathan continued his career with the Saline Twirlettes , 10-time National Champions and in 2009 helped them to win the Grand National Senior Hafltime show twirl championship . Nathan competed in team and individual events. He has numerous state, regional , national, and world titles including being the 2005  World Silver Medalist in Freesyle and solo  and the 2009 Mens Senior National Champion.  In addition to twirling, Nathan has been an accomplished pianist, saxophonist, a member of his high school forensics team, Dram club, roles in several musicals and productions, including the Lead in his senior musical, honor student, National honor society, and a school board member. He is the son of Patti and Jim Magyar and has a younger sister Emily.  Nathan is a  sophmore Theatre major at the University of Michigan.


A theater major - a real shocker...
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: wesfau2 on September 22, 2009, 10:40:02 AM
Holy Crap!  Michigan has one too!!

(http://www.salinetwirlettes.org/images/334_100_3976.jpg)
 

A theater major - a real shocker...

You have developed an unhealthy obsession with gay college boys.

They have a name for that kind of woman...
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2009, 11:01:22 AM
You have developed an unhealthy obsession with gay college boys.

They have a name for that kind of woman...
Hatchet wound?
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 22, 2009, 11:05:07 AM
You have developed an unhealthy obsession with gay college boys.

They have a name for that kind of woman...
Taylor's friend?

Hey, I didn't start this thread - all I did was click the link and was overwhelmed with the inbred-ness of it all... it's like crack... once you click on one picture, you just cain't stop the clicking, man.  I NEED HELP MAN... MAKE IT STOP!!!  MAKE THE CLICKING STOP!!
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: DnATL on September 22, 2009, 10:29:47 PM
a real shocker...
So that's the first thing on your mind when you think of his nimble fingers?
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 22, 2009, 10:56:28 PM
Holy Crap!  Michigan has one too!!

(http://www.salinetwirlettes.org/images/334_100_3976.jpg)
 

A theater major - a real shocker...
Why do you hate thespians?
Title: Re: LMAO, UWV's Twirlers......
Post by: The Prowler on September 22, 2009, 11:03:47 PM
So that's the first thing on your mind when you think of his nimble fingers?
Okay, that's worthy:

BOOM MUTHA FUCKA, YEAH!!!!!