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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: CCTAU on September 21, 2009, 11:21:08 AM

Title: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: CCTAU on September 21, 2009, 11:21:08 AM

My ark is almost finished. I just need a few more thousand board foot of gopher wood. Can I get it delivered to N. Atlanta please?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2009, 11:45:49 AM
What the hell is a cubit anyway?
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: CCTAU on September 21, 2009, 11:51:40 AM
What the hell is a cubit anyway?

I don't care about Mr. Rubik. (Rubik's Cubit)

I need a few hundred gallons of pitch too. Please hurry....
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2009, 12:11:29 PM
Ah..excuse me Sandy but if we kill all the golfers they'll lock us up and throw away the key.
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: CCTAU on September 22, 2009, 01:19:56 PM
Here is a picture of one of the youth football fields in Woodstock, GA. I don't think they'll be using this for a few weeks. This would have been a good place to build my ark.

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3392/rain065.jpg)
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 22, 2009, 01:42:34 PM
I saw a pic earlier of Six Flags.  I don't which roller coaster, but one of them was pretty much under water.  All you could see was the top of it.  How much rain does this make now?  20-30 inches?
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: CCTAU on September 22, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
What drought?
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Post by: Saniflush on September 22, 2009, 02:03:37 PM
What drought?

Westminster has the same problem and it is brand new and I am sure was very expensive.  That's how they roll.

Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: Saniflush on September 23, 2009, 07:35:50 AM
Irony.
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: CCTAU on September 23, 2009, 10:49:29 AM
I have eaten there before. They are right on the banks of the Chattahoochee in Vinings. The best slow roasted Carolina rabbit over a bed of bow-tie pasta that I have ever had.

The rain we got in Atlanta was too much in too little amount of time.

Here is what it looked like trying to get onto 575 from Town Lake:

(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8011/townelakepkwy.jpg)

(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4377/entrancerampto575.jpg)
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 23, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
It's all the result of global warming, I mean climate change, I mean George Bush
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 23, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
It's all the result of global warming, I mean climate change, I mean George Bush

True story.  He modified the hurricane machine and wanted to flood out Atl.  Word on the skreets is that he will be targeting Memphis this next time.
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: Saniflush on September 23, 2009, 01:37:59 PM
True story.  He modified the hurricane machine and wanted to flood out Atl.  Word on the skreets is that he will be targeting Memphis this next time.

That mean ole man.  He just keeps targeting the Katrina "victims".
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 23, 2009, 03:14:29 PM
It's all the result of global warming, I mean climate change, I mean George Bush
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: Thrilla on September 23, 2009, 03:35:04 PM
All I know is...is that I closed down work and was drinking beer by 1:00 PM yesterday.  Worst problem I had was a flooded garage.  A small price to pay to be not working and playing cornhole by 1:00 PM on a Tuesday.
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: Godfather on September 23, 2009, 03:37:48 PM
All I know is...is that I closed down work and was drinking beer by 1:00 PM yesterday.  Worst problem I had was a flooded garage.  A small price to pay to be not working and playing cornhole by 1:00 PM on a Tuesday.
Your wife lets you do that....good for you.
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: Ogre on September 23, 2009, 03:39:27 PM
Your wife lets you do that....good for you.

It wasn't his wife's cornhole.
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: Thrilla on September 23, 2009, 03:41:18 PM
It wasn't his wife's cornhole.

Cornholes ain't got no face.
Title: Re: Gopher wood. I need more gopher wood.
Post by: CCTAU on September 23, 2009, 05:05:15 PM
True story.  He modified the hurricane machine and wanted to flood out Atl.  Word on the skreets is that he will be targeting Memphis this next time.

Dammit. We have discussed this before. It's a WEATHERING MACHINE. Get it right.

"WEATHERING MACHINE!"