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Title: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Ogre on September 18, 2009, 09:59:26 AM
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Charles Hollis: Apologies to AU, but another loss is coming
Posted by Charles Hollis -- Birmingham News September 18, 2009 6:45 AM

I owe Auburn fans an apology for thinking Louisiana Tech, a double-digit underdog that went 8-5 and to a bowl game last year (unlike Auburn), could keep up with the Tigers a couple of weeks ago.

I tried to smooth things over last week when Mississippi State visited Jordan-Hare. With a new coach and the fact State's talent didn't compare with Auburn and its new coach, it really wasn't hard to agree with the oddsmakers who made the Tigers an even bigger favorite entering the MSU game than they made Auburn the week before.

This week, Auburn (2-0) hosts seven-point underdog West Virginia (2-0). The line suggests we finally get to see just how good Auburn is with this new spread offense against what should be a quality opponent.

This week's picks:

WEST VIRGINIA AT AUBURN

In last year's game in Morgantown, West Virginia had the advantage of home field and Tommy Tuberville bringing in Team Turmoil. The Mountaineers won 34-17. If the Tigers can win this one in a blowout, the Iron Bowl will be the hottest ticket in years. But don't expect a blowout. Do expect lots of scoring. The Mountaineers' defense should provide a bigger test than Auburn's first two opponents. If it can produce pressure on Chris Todd, you'll see Kodi Burns in the Wildcat a lot more and Gus Malzahn's spread will take on a different look if Burns has to pass more than he has to run. The WVU offense with 6-foot-4, 225-pound quarterback Jarrett Brown, running back Noel Devine and receivers Alric Arnett and Bradley Starks offers the most dangerous weapons the Tigers' defense will see until the Oct. 10 Arkansas game.

West Virginia 38, Auburn 35

NORTH TEXAS AT ALABAMA


Too bad Riley Dodge, the son of Todd Dodge, the head coach of the Mean Green, is out with a shoulder injury. He is a quality quarterback who was on his way to a big year. With or without him, the 34½-point underdog Mean Green was going to struggle against the Crimson Tide. Let's see if the Tide has solved its kickoff return problems this week.

Alabama 41, North Texas 6

UAB AT TROY


The hard-to-figure Blazers (1-1) return to their usual underdog role, where they usually spring a surprise every now and then. With the seven-point favored Trojans (0-2) playing their home opener, and the athletic Joe Webb facing two of the best defensive ends he'll see all season in Cameron Sheffield and Brandon Lang, it's doubtful the Blazers will pull the upset this week.

Troy 28, UAB 24

MILES AT SAMFORD


After the upset over Tuskegee the week before, a letdown by Miles was expected at SIAC rival Benedict. But not Benedict 40, Miles 31. That should prove motivational for coach Billy Joe on Saturday. And he's going to need any edge he can find. Samford has the skill players and an improving defense to get to 2-1.

Samford 27, Miles 21

IN THE SEC


Tennessee at Florida: We know Lane Kiffin can run his mouth and recruit. But can he coach? Guess it's still too early in the game for that answer. At least in Saturday's Payback Game -- remember, Kiffin called Gators coach Urban Meyer a cheater -- Kiffin has a chance to keep it respectable. His Vols are a 28½-point underdog.

Florida 45, Tennessee 7

Georgia at Arkansas: There's a new ballcoach in town -- who doesn't run the spread -- and the Hogs' Bob Petrino has the offense to beat the Dawgs. Barring any breakdowns in the kicking game, Arkansas could force Mark Richt to break out a quarterback who can pass. Joe Cox is not the answer.

Arkansas 36, Georgia 30

Louisville at Kentucky: The Wildcats (1-0) have a chance to do something they haven't accomplished since the series was renewed in 1994: win three straight over the hated Cardinals (1-0).

Kentucky 30, Louisville 23

Louisiana-Lafayette at LSU: The Ragin' Cajuns upset Kansas State last week but are still 0-21 in games against the Tigers. And they're 27-point underdogs in Death Valley.

LSU 38, Louisiana-Lafayette 14

Southeastern Louisiana at Ole Miss: With South Carolina coming up next Thursday, this should be a chance for most of the Rebels' offense, hard hit with the flu the past two weeks, to find its timing against the Division I-AA Lions (2-0).

Ole Miss 30, Southeast Louisiana 10

Mississippi State at Vanderbilt: State (1-1) will be lucky to win two more games the rest of the season -- Saturday against Vandy (1-1) and Oct. 17 against Middle Tennessee.

Vanderbilt 27, Mississippi State 21

Florida Atlantic at South Carolina: If Steve Spurrier's Gamecocks (1-1) could find a running game and fix their special teams, they just might be the second-best team in the SEC East. The 21-point underdog Owls (0-1) got a serious spanking at Nebraska two weeks ago. The open date won't help.

South Carolina 35, Florida Atlantic 20

SURPRISE OF THE WEEK

Florida State (1-1) at No. 7 Brigham Young (2-0): The Seminoles lost a gut-wrencher at home on Labor Day night to Miami. They probably should have lost at home to Division I-AA Jacksonville State last week. But let's not forget about FSU's speed and skill and BYU's lack of speed on defense. The seven-point favored Cougars are going to score with quarterback Max Hall, but Mickey Andrews' defense will do just enough to allow Christian Ponder and Company to outscore Hall and Company.

Florida State 38, BYU 35

IN OTHER GAMES

Jacksonville State 28, Alabama A&M 21

Boise State 35, Fresno State 27

Texas 35, Texas Tech 21

Clemson 24, Boston College 21

California 36, Minnesota 17

Notre Dame 30, Michigan State 24

Virginia Tech 26, Nebraska 20

Oregon 35, Utah 30

Last week's record: 17-3. This year: 31-9.

Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 18, 2009, 10:10:14 AM
"I owe Auburn fans an apology for thinking Louisiana Tech, a double-digit underdog that went 8-5 and to a bowl game last year (unlike Auburn), could keep up with the Tigers a couple of weeks ago.

I tried to smooth things over last week when Mississippi State visited Jordan-Hare. With a new coach and the fact State's talent didn't compare with Auburn and its new coach, it really wasn't hard to agree with the oddsmakers who made the Tigers an even bigger favorite entering the MSU game than they made Auburn the week before."


Complete slap in the face.

Unphukingbelievable.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 18, 2009, 10:21:20 AM
Fuck Charles Hollis in da mouf.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: wesfau2 on September 18, 2009, 10:29:48 AM
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Charles Hollis: Apologies to AU, but another loss is coming

Someone needs to send Charles a dictionary.

To have "another" loss, Auburn would have to have one already.  Jackass.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: GH2001 on September 18, 2009, 10:35:59 AM
I agree with him on Arkansas/Georgia but thats about it. I really think Arky is better than people think.

The guy who wrote the above article is a twat nozzle.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2009, 10:42:49 AM
I agree with him on Arkansas/Georgia but thats about it. I really think Arky is better than people think.

The guy who wrote the above article is a twat nozzle.

No he isn't.  I like twat and if someone can produce a nozzle that dispenses it, well then, that's just a bonus.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 18, 2009, 10:42:56 AM
Someone needs to send Charles a dictionary.

To have "another" loss, Auburn would have to have one already.  Jackass.
Shhhh!  Don't tell him...he's still reveling in the 36-0 "Beatdown in T-Town"  Roe Tahd Charles.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: GH2001 on September 18, 2009, 10:44:54 AM
No he isn't.  I like twat and if someone can produce a nozzle that dispenses it, well then, that's just a bonus.

I stand corrected, you are technically right. I will just refer to him as a Shit Head. Or any other adjective that describes a tool such as this guy.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 18, 2009, 10:50:37 AM
No he isn't.  I like twat and if someone can produce a nozzle that dispenses it, well then, that's just a bonus.


I just spit coffee all over my computer screen.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: GH2001 on September 18, 2009, 10:54:42 AM

I just spit coffee all over my computer screen.

Same here. That has to get a vote for comeback of the day....
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2009, 10:55:17 AM

I just spit coffee all over my computer screen.

Ok, but how do you feel about nozzles?
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 18, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
Ok, but how do you feel about nozzles?

Indifferent about this particular one.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2009, 11:16:56 AM
Indifferent about this particular one.

For now.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 18, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
Someone needs to send Charles a dictionary.

To have "another" loss, Auburn would have to have one already.  Jackass.

That would have been the point in the article that I stopped reading.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: themilkmandidit on September 18, 2009, 11:30:44 AM
Some one needs to tell this guy to get off his sister.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 18, 2009, 12:18:54 PM
Ok, but how do you feel about nozzles?
Depends on the pressure...
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: djsimp on September 18, 2009, 12:46:18 PM
Depends on the pressure...

Wow, your for real.  :s&m:
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: jadennis on September 18, 2009, 01:11:55 PM
Depends on the pressure...

Not the content behind the nozzle as well?  

Some things are not desirable whether dribbling out at 2 psi or spewing with fury at 100 psi.  Take Saban-induced Bammer drool....never good, no matter the pressure.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 18, 2009, 03:30:08 PM
Not the content behind the nozzle as well?  

Some things are not desirable whether dribbling out at 2 psi or spewing with fury at 100 psi.  Take Saban-induced Bammer drool....never good, no matter the pressure.

The quality of the content behind the nozzle should be established well before any discussion on PSI...
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2009, 03:32:32 PM
The quality of the content behind the nozzle should be established well before any discussion on PSI...

Sometime PSI cannot be controlled due to the amount of buildup.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 18, 2009, 03:36:57 PM
Sometime PSI cannot be controlled due to the amount of buildup.

Blue PSI?????
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: djsimp on September 18, 2009, 03:41:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOJOxMrM1aM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOJOxMrM1aM)

Hows that for PSI?
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 18, 2009, 03:49:16 PM
Sometime PSI cannot be controlled due to the amount of buildup.
Again, if the quality is established prior to discharge, and mutual loss of control is achieved, the timing really doesn't matter...

In other words, if Momma is happy, everyone is happy...
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: djsimp on September 18, 2009, 03:54:13 PM
Well aint that the truth.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 18, 2009, 05:30:47 PM
From Bammer bashing to twat nozzles to the PSI of things entering Tiger Wench's vagina...

You won't find that ANYWHERE else on the nets. 
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 18, 2009, 05:39:03 PM
Sometime PSI cannot be controlled due to the amount of buildup.
That can lead to a busted pipe. Secondary release valves should be the norm here in Amurka like they are over in Europe.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 18, 2009, 05:43:20 PM
Oh yeah, and fuck Charles Hollis and the Birmingham News. I wouldn't let my dog shit on that paper.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2009, 06:44:43 PM
Oh yeah, and fuck Charles Hollis and the Birmingham News. I wouldn't let my dog shit on that paper.

Jumbo would like that if a nozzle is involved.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Jumbo on September 18, 2009, 08:43:45 PM
Jumbo would like that if a nozzle is involved.
Depends on the size of the starfish.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 18, 2009, 08:46:10 PM
Depends on the size of the starfish.
He lays turds so big that I have to scoop them up with a Bobcat loader.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 18, 2009, 09:31:26 PM
From Bammer bashing to twat nozzles to the PSI of things entering Tiger Wench's vagina...

You won't find that ANYWHERE else on the nets. 
Who said anything about anything entering my vagina?
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: themilkmandidit on September 18, 2009, 11:34:02 PM
Who said anything about anything entering my vagina?

I was wondering the same..  But now that we are on the subject.....  I only kid. :)
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: jesus on September 19, 2009, 12:22:13 AM

Depends on the pressure...



What's more important...pressure or temperature?
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 19, 2009, 12:24:38 AM

What's more important...pressure or temperature?
What, you can't have both from the nozzle of your choice?
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2009, 12:27:36 AM
Glenn, you gonna' be there my LSU hot babe picture takin' brotha'?
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: jesus on September 19, 2009, 12:30:42 AM

What, you can't have both from the nozzle of your choice?



DOH!  :homer: 

Should have seen that one coming.

Given your choice of only one.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: jesus on September 19, 2009, 12:55:35 AM

Jesus!  When did you come back?

Also, is that Gomer as your avatar?



Oh, give or take 30 minutes or so ago. 

And, yeah, that's Gomer.  He's on the horn with the all mighty and just got the password to Heaven - "Goober says 'Hey!'"    :bc:
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: themilkmandidit on September 19, 2009, 12:57:14 AM

Oh, give or take 30 minutes or so ago. 

And, yeah, that's Gomer.  He's on the horn with the all mighty and just got the password to Heaven - "Goober says 'Hey!'"    :bc:

Although his character in Andy Griffith is easily taken to, was he not gay in his personal life?  Not that it matters, but it is what I have always heard.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2009, 12:59:39 AM
Although his character in Andy Griffith is easily taken to, was he not gay in his personal life?  Not that it matters, but it is what I have always heard.

Jim Neighbors..Gomer..was a flamoid.  Not Goober...as far as I know.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: themilkmandidit on September 19, 2009, 01:04:00 AM
Jim Neighbors..Gomer..was a flamoid.  Not Goober...as far as I know.

Thank you for the verification.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Jumbo on September 19, 2009, 01:06:06 AM
He lays turds so big that I have to scoop them up with a Bobcat loader.
Now thats crap.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: jesus on September 19, 2009, 01:10:14 AM

Oh, give or take 30 minutes or so ago. 

And, yeah, that's Gomer.  He's on the horn with the all mighty and just got the password to Heaven - "Goober says 'Hey!'"    :bc:


Talkin' to myself again
Wondering if this travelin' is good
Is there something better we'd be doing if we could
And oh the stories we could tell
And if this all blows up and goes to hell
I can still see us sittin on the bed in some motel
Listenin' to the stories we could tell




Jim Neighbors..Gomer..was a flamoid.  Not Goober...as far as I know.


Goober was married for a time, but who knows?
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 19, 2009, 01:10:32 AM
He lays turds so big that I have to scoop them up with a Bobcat loader.

Jumbo?  Or your dog?  Or your dog after a date with Jumbo?  

Oh, and FTFY...

He lays turds Bonos so big that I have to scoop them up with a Bobcat loader.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Jumbo on September 19, 2009, 01:12:17 AM
Jumbo?  Or your dog?  Or your dog after a date with Jumbo?  

Oh, and FTFY...

Bow Wow Wow.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: boartitz on September 19, 2009, 08:04:20 AM
Jim Neighbors..Gomer..was a flamoid.  Not Goober...as far as I know.
My uncle lived near Gomer's folks back in the early 60s. Beautiful downtown Sylacauga.
I didn't know anything about queers back then, but I could tell he was a sissy.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 19, 2009, 12:07:52 PM
Glenn, you gonna' be there my LSU hot babe picture takin' brotha'?
I'll be down for Ole Miss.
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: AUChizad on September 21, 2009, 09:07:06 AM
I'll be down for Ole Miss.
By the way, fuck you again, you ignorant bammer, homer asshole!
 :fu:
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 21, 2009, 11:18:09 AM
By the way, fuck you again, you ignorant bammer, homer asshole!
 :fu:
You take that back, fart sniffer!
Title: Re: Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose
Post by: The Prowler on September 21, 2009, 11:28:28 AM
Here's the headlines before Auburn goes to UT:

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Charles Hollis: Apologies to AU, but another loss is coming

 :rofl: