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Title: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 15, 2009, 05:20:38 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,549323,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,549323,00.html)   
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 15, 2009, 06:01:52 PM
Uh...............yeah, I've got nothing.   That is seriously fucked up!
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: CCTAU on September 15, 2009, 06:20:25 PM
At least she looks normal. If he can just overlook the fact that she is his mom, it could have been worse.

Having said that, they should send her to gitmo and let the inmates have their way with her.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: boartitz on September 15, 2009, 07:12:17 PM
Oedipus wept.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2009, 09:13:00 PM
Was she any good AWK?
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2009, 10:27:25 PM
Yeah, those teeth bleaching ads are ridiculous.  They're always trying to get you to buy something.  I'm mad too.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Thrilla on September 15, 2009, 10:28:53 PM
Oedipus wept.

You are much smarter then you let on to be.
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2009, 02:26:15 AM
You are much smarter then you let on to be.

I thought the same thing. 
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: boartitz on September 16, 2009, 08:01:09 AM
Yall been stereotyping me?
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2009, 08:10:34 AM
You are much smarter then you let on to be.

You don't give this man enought credit.  He's got game. 
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 08:18:28 AM
You don't give this man enought credit.  He's got game. 

Word.

Side note: crazy mom is bordering on hot.  Decent looking for sure. 
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2009, 09:26:35 AM
Word.

Side note: crazy mom is bordering on hot.  Decent looking for sure. 
The relationship of "crazy underaged sex with boys psycho bitch" to "degree of hotness" has got to have some guys out there seriously worried about the really hot chicks they meet.  Might make the playing field a bit more level for your 7-81/2 range women... maybe not as hot, but also not likely to be a registered sex offender...
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 09:34:09 AM
The relationship of "crazy underaged sex with boys psycho bitch" to "degree of hotness" has got to have some guys out there seriously worried about the really hot chicks they meet.  Might make the playing field a bit more level for your 7-81/2 range women... maybe not as hot, but also not likely to be a registered sex offender...

No, you're all fucking crazy.

Some moreso than others, but you're all batshit, certifiably loony.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2009, 09:40:14 AM
No, you're all fucking crazy.

Some moreso than others, but you're all batshit, certifiably loony.
Play on playa
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2009, 09:47:22 AM
No, you're all fucking crazy.

Some moreso than others, but you're all batshit, certifiably loony.
Yet y'all still can't quit us.  Ah, hormones...
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
Yet y'all still can't quit us.  Ah, hormones...

If not for that one little piece of real estate you women sit on, we wouldn't even talk to you.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2009, 09:52:05 AM
If not for that one little piece of real estate you women sit on, we wouldn't even talk to you.
Location, location, location...
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 09:58:43 AM
Location, location, location...

I've almost convinced myself to buy the doll that K was profiling just to solve this fucking problem.

I'd be:

Richer and happier.

Win.
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2009, 09:59:54 AM
Word.

Side note: crazy mom is bordering on hot.  Decent looking for sure. 

I was thinking the same thing........but was going to wait until someone else said something.  You know, to see if anyone else could read something that fucked up and still come away with "she's kinda hot".
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 10:02:51 AM
I was thinking the same thing........but was going to wait until someone else said something.  You know, to see if anyone else could read something that fucked up and still come away with "she's kinda hot".

I can objectify women without regard to their mental state.

As previously noted: they're all fucking crazy.
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2009, 10:11:56 AM
I can objectify women without regard to their mental state.

As previously noted: they're all fucking crazy.
(http://www.churchleadergazette.com/clg/images/black-preacher-preaching.JPG)
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 10:12:55 AM
(http://www.churchleadergazette.com/clg/images/black-preacher-preaching.JPG)

A wise man once told me that little nugget.
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2009, 10:15:02 AM
A wise man once told me that little nugget.

"Snakes."  Which was told to me by another wise one.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2009, 10:15:15 AM
;)
Degrees of psychoness....degrees
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 10:16:51 AM
;)
Degrees of psychoness....degrees

Well, a Class-1 psycho and a Class-99 psycho are both fucking psycho.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Thrilla on September 16, 2009, 10:54:44 AM
Yall been stereotyping me?

I'm a Class AAAA profiler.

I was thinking the same thing........but was going to wait until someone else said something.  You know, to see if anyone else could read something that fucked up and still come away with "she's kinda hot".

You are never alone in that regard on this message board.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: CCTAU on September 16, 2009, 10:54:51 AM
Well, a Class-1 psycho and a Class-99 psycho are both fucking psycho.

True. But their hotness determines the degree of acceptance we have for said psychoness.

That couple with the fact that we know we are moving to another state very soon.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 16, 2009, 12:47:53 PM
When someone calls him a mother fucker, how should he respond?
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 16, 2009, 01:02:17 PM
When someone calls him a mother fucker, how should he respond?

MILF
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2009, 01:36:30 PM
Yet y'all still can't quit us.  Ah, hormones...
Well, they outlawed beating a few years back, so...
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2009, 05:47:26 PM
Sad thing is this chick probably hasn't given her husband any in several weeks.
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: Tarheel on September 16, 2009, 06:21:08 PM
"Snakes."  Which was told to me by another wise one.

We must have talked to the same wise one.
Title: Re: This is some phuked up poop
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2009, 09:16:22 AM
I'd do her. 

That is all.
Title: Re: This is some fucked up shit
Post by: RWS on September 17, 2009, 10:54:57 AM
Every woman is crazy, except for your mama.......wait.....