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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Saniflush on September 14, 2009, 01:14:39 PM
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I am the one who went an reported you to the security guard and had them come confiscate your cowbell.
Two things.....
First you should have kept it around your girlfriend's neck.
Secondly if you were going to remove it from her neck then you should hot have shaken it in my face after your punt block.
That is all.
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I am the one who went an reported you to the security guard and had them come confiscate your cowbell.
Two things.....
First you should have kept it around your girlfriend's neck.
Secondly if you were going to remove it from her neck then you should hot have shaken it in my face after your punt block.
That is all.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA....
You kill me. I was on the elevator and ran into a pissed off security guard. He was bitching because somebody called and reported a cowbell.
"Now I've got to go wade through the stands and try to find some guy with a cowbell. Like it's making more noise than some guy screaming or that lady who was banging two cups together. It's a freaking cowbell, not a terrorist threat..."
Maybe that was your security guard.
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Maybe that was your security guard.
Skinny black guy? Mid Twenties?
He actually seemed happy to do it. I wasn't gonna be an ass about it till that fucktard turned around and rang it in my face. He left middle of the 3rd anyway. Glad I was not hospitable with the bourbon.
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Skinny black guy? Mid Twenties?
He actually seemed happy to do it. I wasn't gonna be an ass about it till that fucktard turned around and rang it in my face. He left middle of the 3rd anyway. Glad I was not hospitable with the bourbon.
Did he try and touch your face?
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I am the one who went an reported you to the security guard and had them come confiscate your cowbell.
Two things.....
First you should have kept it around your girlfriend's neck.
Secondly if you were going to remove it from her neck then you should hot have shaken it in my face after your punt block.
That is all.
Pussy.
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Pussy.
I actually asked nicely once.
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Definitely did not need more cowbell
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Did he try and touch your face?
I reserve that for you.
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Say a Sheriff coming my way in Section 108, thought he was coming for me. Call it paranoia. Anyway, some heifer took her own cow bell off and was ringing it like a dinner bell. The Sheriff was for her. Dumb@$$ women.
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Say a Sheriff coming my way in Section 108, thought he was coming for me. Call it paranoia. Anyway, some heifer took her own cow bell off and was ringing it like a dinner bell. The Sheriff was for her. Dumb@$$ women.
My "incident" as in 53.
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My "incident" as in 53.
I thought your "incident" required jail time and neighborhood notification?
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I thought your "incident" required jail time and neighborhood notification?
Never convicted.
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Never convicted.
The glove did not fit!
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The glove did not fit!
Too Large?
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From the looks of the women in 108, that would of have to of been a big @$$ glove.
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Say a Sheriff coming my way in Section 108, thought he was coming for me. Call it paranoia. Anyway, some heifer took her own cow bell off and was ringing it like a dinner bell. The Sheriff was for her. Dumb@$$ women.
If it was only one, it would be woman. :&
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If it was only one, it would be woman. :&
No...no... I believe he was right the first time.
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If it was only one, it would be woman. :&
Im sorry, what did you say? I was busy looking at the bunny in your avatar. NICE!
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Im sorry, what did you say? I was busy looking at the bunny in your avatar. NICE!
We keep thinking that he will post the full image but not yet.
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Yeah, I was actually hoping that a double click would take to it. It didnt work.
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Guess I'm just being a prick tease.
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Guess I'm just being a prick tease.
You got part of it right.
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Guess I'm just being a prick tease.
Dam.it man!
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Skinny black guy? Mid Twenties?
He actually seemed happy to do it. I wasn't gonna be an ass about it till that phuktard turned around and rang it in my face. He left middle of the 3rd anyway. Glad I was not hospitable with the bourbon.
He was a black guy. And skinny. I'm terrible with ages but I think he was probably over 20. White polo and black hat. Wore glasses. You're probably not the only person to complain about a cowbell. I was headed to level 3, he went on up, I guess to the upper deck.
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I actually asked nicely once.
I did the same thing with a guy smoking cigarettes last season when I was in the stands. Asked him three times, he kept lighting up -- and being a dick about it. Got him put out.
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He was a black guy. And skinny. I'm terrible with ages but I think he was probably over 20. White polo and black hat. Wore glasses. You're probably not the only person to complain about a cowbell. I was headed to level 3, he went on up, I guess to the upper deck.
The only part that doesn't match is the glasses.
I did the same thing with a guy smoking cigarettes last season when I was in the stands. Asked him three times, he kept lighting up -- and being a dick about it. Got him put out.
This is my deal. I try to be considerate of others (unless we are at a bar in Destin) and even give folk the benefit of the doubt and ask. I'm too old to fight anymore so I just deal with it other ways.
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I did the same thing with a guy smoking cigarettes last season when I was in the stands. Asked him three times, he kept lighting up -- and being a dick about it. Got him put out.
Funny thing, I was smoking in the stands last year. I was yelled out to put it out, didn't, and he attempted to get myself and my friend kicked out. Here is the thing, everytime the guy went to get the security guard we would just throw our butts over the side of the stadium and he could do nothing. Fuck da man.
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Funny thing, I was smoking in the stands last year. I was yelled out to put it out, didn't, and he attempted to get myself and my friend kicked out. Here is the thing, everytime the guy went to get the security guard we would just throw our butts over the side of the stadium and he could do nothing. Fuck da man.
You should have just been smoking some pot. It never hurt anyone.
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You should have just been smoking some pot. It never hurt anyone.
If he was right next to us, I would understand... However, he was three or four rows down... not even near us. Old people suck.
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Funny thing, I was smoking in the stands last year. I was yelled out to put it out, didn't, and he attempted to get myself and my friend kicked out. Here is the thing, everytime the guy went to get the security guard we would just throw our butts over the side of the stadium and he could do nothing. phuk da man.
I have no sympathy for that. Should have thrown YOU over the side.
No smoking in the stands for a number of reasons, the least of which it is annoying and distracting to everybody around you.
Three or four rows down and I probably don't care. This guy was right in front of us and when he'd turn his head to blow out the smoke and "hide" it, he did it right in my daughter's face every time.
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Three or four rows down and I probably don't care. This guy was right in front of us and when he'd turn his head to blow out the smoke and "hide" it, he did it right in my daughter's face every time.
Well now here is the problem. Taylor likes having some "things" done in his face.
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Well now here is the problem. Taylor likes having some "things" done in his face.
You are correct, it is the perfect seat for most attractive women.
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You are correct, it is the perfect seat for most attractive women with explosive diarrhea.
FTFY
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FTFY
I'm a scatman.
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I'm a scatman.
The voice of Hong Kong Phooey?
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I'm a scatman.
Skibba dibba dibba da duh dum doh
Da duh dum doh
Skibba dibba dibba da duh dum doh
Da duh dum doh
I'm the scatman!
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The voice of Hong Kong Phooey?
Watch out for Jack...he's gone off the deep end and has designs on burying an ax in your spine.
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Watch out for Jack...he's gone off the deep end and has designs on burying an ax in your spine.
redrum...redrum...redrum
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I am the one who went an reported you to the security guard and had them come confiscate your cowbell.
Two things.....
First you should have kept it around your girlfriend's neck.
Secondly if you were going to remove it from her neck then you should hot have shaken it in my face after your punt block.
That is all.
CLANG CLANG CLANG
Narc.
You should have jammed it into his trachea.
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Skibba dibba dibba da duh dum doh
Da duh dum doh
Skibba dibba dibba da duh dum doh
Da duh dum doh
I'm the scatman!
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doodly doo doodly doo
doo doo on dis
and dar and ober dar
You'd think it would be easier to be a scatman if you were clean shaven. Maybe the stache is for souvenirs?