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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Sensi on September 09, 2009, 07:50:27 PM

Title: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Sensi on September 09, 2009, 07:50:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1bJeqYdG0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1bJeqYdG0)

His name is Ricky and he was hacked by halftime of the Va. Tech game.

WARNING - Seriously offensive language and even racial overtones in this.

I post this only to expose the sadness that is out there.

Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 09, 2009, 07:56:34 PM
I think even his friend in the white shirt was about to kick his ass if he went after that TV again...  What a fucking goon. 

Reminds me of the Florida kid at the dorms at UF that hated Tuberville..

That's fucking awesome....hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: The Prowler on September 09, 2009, 07:58:28 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA......AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!  Someone would've had a black eye had SPuat gotten beat....LMFAO
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Sensi on September 09, 2009, 08:01:08 PM
The women in the room sounded worried.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 09, 2009, 08:07:49 PM
The women in the room sounded worried.

That's because they knew a "whoopin'" was a'comin.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: The Prowler on September 09, 2009, 08:24:27 PM
That's a video of about 80% of the bammers....especially the THREE TVs, I'm guessing all THREE were tuned to the bammer game.  That sortof reminded me of the video of the bammers at the barber shop, but they only had two TVs and there was a baby being held in a room of smokers.  It also shows what the callers, to the PF Show, look like.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 08:39:46 PM
sad
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Argo on September 09, 2009, 09:06:17 PM
That guy is all pussy.  You can tell by the way he carried himself around the room.  After the first outburst, he would have got his ass kicked and his shirt taken.  Me and mine have a very low tolerance for that kind of bullshit and ignorance. 

Assholes like him is the very reason I can't go to local sports bars and watch the games anymore.  :hulk:
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 10:28:29 PM
I have thrown a hat or two in my time and cussed at the TV.  Hasn't everyone?  Come on...let's see a show of hands.  Yes, that's right.  Now, don't you feel better?

Now, this guy....if he was in my house pulling that shit, Auburn fan or not, I'm chokin' a bitch out.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 09, 2009, 10:32:39 PM
I have thrown a hat or two in my time and cussed at the TV.  Hasn't everyone?  Come on...let's see a show of hands.  Yes, that's right.  Now, don't you feel better?

Now, this guy....if he was in my house pulling that shit, Auburn fan or not, I'm chokin' a bitch out.

He would have been exited before he grabbed the chair... What a fucknut.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 10:38:08 PM
He would have been exited before he grabbed the chair... What a fucknut.

A douchecanoe...a twatwaffle.


I swear, I pledge to use both of these often in casual conversation.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: The Prowler on September 09, 2009, 10:41:16 PM
Now, this guy....if he was in my house pulling that shit, Auburn fan or not, I'm chokin' a bitch out.
Like this?

(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/a/1/a16wkl82ans528nw.jpg)
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 10:46:50 PM
Like this?

(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/a/1/a16wkl82ans528nw.jpg)

That's pretty damn close to what I had in mind.  I still have visions of DKW in that same hold...but I digress.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Argo on September 09, 2009, 10:51:09 PM
DKW would kick your ass and take your money.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 10:56:00 PM
DKW would kick your ass and take your money.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whooooaa....them's fightin' words.  First off, I ain't got no money.  But if I did...bitch would be choked out and his shirtless, fat ass lying on the dirt in 27 seconds....flat.  Big Jim McCarthy would be jumpin in quiiick!!! 
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 09, 2009, 10:58:53 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whooooaa....them's fightin' words.  First off, I ain't got no money.  But if I did...bitch would be choked out and his shirtless, fat ass lying on the dirt in 27 seconds....flat.  Big Jim McCarthy would be jumpin in quiiick!!! 
My money is on the Bird... :box:
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 09, 2009, 11:05:00 PM
That's pretty damn close to what I had in mind.  I still have visions of DKW in that same hold...but I digress.
That hold would be ineffective on him. His whiskers would ne too ticklish and he'd pop right out of it and throw the reverse chicken wang on you before you knew what happened. He's the Madison county champeen and is the 6 time drill press heavyweight title holder. He choked down 3 full grown grizzly bears in one match, and never dropped a single drop of Diet Dr Pepper.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 11:11:20 PM
That hold would be ineffective on him. His whiskers would ne too ticklish and he'd pop right out of it and throw the reverse chicken wang on you before you knew what happened. He's the Madison county champeen and is the 6 time drill press heavyweight title holder. He choked down 3 full grown grizzly bears in one match, and never dropped a single drop of Diet Dr Pepper.

You have confused Grizzlies with Bear...Force...One


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hi6yfgOclw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hi6yfgOclw)
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 09, 2009, 11:19:59 PM
You mean there are grizzlies AND bear force one? Fuck - I'm locking my damn doors.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: AUChizad on September 09, 2009, 11:40:35 PM
This is hilarious.

Typical.

I like to think of fans exactly like this melting down when bammer loses.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Come Honor Face on September 10, 2009, 04:49:32 AM
I hope he never has children.  Seriously.  I bet a kitten died somewhere.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Sensi on September 10, 2009, 07:41:40 AM
I bet a kitten died somewhere.

Kitten smitten. I hope his sperm died so this douchebag doesn't procreate. As if any woman would lay with him anyway.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 10, 2009, 11:20:49 AM
Kitten smitten. I hope his sperm died so this douchebag doesn't procreate. As if any woman would lay with him anyway.

Twenty says he's already got a kid he doesn't support AND he still lives with his parents. Either way, I wasn't entertained by this guy at all...it was like an episode of Cops, except they never get there.

Alabama Cowboy in Tenn? still vastly amusing.
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 10, 2009, 05:14:51 PM
I would like to point out that there is one among us who smashed a shovel against a tree after the 2007 loss to LSU.  I can imagine if that would have been recorded, the youtube would have been a sensation. 

Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: boartitz on September 10, 2009, 05:43:17 PM
Like this?

(http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/a/1/a16wkl82ans528nw.jpg)
This is the way my childhood hero would have handled things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZsCqbVbqHI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZsCqbVbqHI)
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2009, 07:33:30 PM
Ricky's a redneck and his mom's a whore. My mother used to date a guy like that, he would punch holes in the wall and get in fights with chairs and trees. He died very sudden.....
Title: Re: I found someone more deranged than Cowboy Alabama fan.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
Speaking of the stereotypical bammer fan, what ever became of Phyllis from Mulga? I've always thought she should be riding shotgun in nickies Ford F-150 in that commercial of his.