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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on September 05, 2009, 10:29:10 PM

Title: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 05, 2009, 10:29:10 PM
First half was rough. Stupid penalties. Missed assignments. But with second half adjustments the game was never in doubt. Proud of the guys.  Good start.  War Eagle.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Talon on September 05, 2009, 10:39:41 PM
Amen. I was concerned during the first half, especially with the D play. I was beginning to think it was gonna be a long night. Thankfully I was pleasantly surprised with the second half. Even if it was La Tech AU looked good. One non-significant thing I liked was seeing a head coach with a little fire for a change. WDE!  :clap:
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 05, 2009, 10:57:02 PM
One non-significant thing I liked was seeing a head coach with a little fire for a change. WDE!  :clap:

that was definitely different. Not a bad thing either. New coach new habits to get used to. Loved the freak out in the first Q after that bullshit penalty. 
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Talon on September 05, 2009, 11:01:07 PM
I could imagine Tubbs there with his arms crossed and shaking his head. Chizik looked ready to kick some ass. UGAy lost, Choklamoma lost, AU won, now if only VT can whip bama this will be a good opening weekend!
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: The Prowler on September 06, 2009, 04:04:10 AM
Here's what the ref got to see when he called that Fukin' Pass Interference on us in the 1st Quarter.
He laid into the ref, because it was an uncatchable ball (10 feet over his head).


(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/884/836158.jpg)
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 06, 2009, 03:59:38 PM
I was pissed in the 1st half.  Our D was looking undisciplined and I too thought it was going to be a long night.  2nd half looked a whole lot better and I was pretty satisfied by the end of the game. 
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Thrilla on September 09, 2009, 07:34:45 PM
Here's what the ref got to see when he called that Fukin' Pass Interference on us in the 1st Quarter.
He laid into the ref, because it was an uncatchable ball (10 feet over his head).


(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/884/836158.jpg)

Much like a snake that is preparing to consume an animal much larger then itself, Gene Chizik can dislocate his jaw in order to better intimidate a referee.

War Damn Eagle.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 08:43:35 PM
I saw the game replayed tonight.  Unbelievably bad call.  As bad as I've seen in a long time.  No, it had no effect on theoutcome but just the call itself was something to behold.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 09, 2009, 09:04:34 PM
7 replies in and no one has hit on the woman = satisfied comment. You fuckers are slacking.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 09, 2009, 09:48:55 PM
My woman is always satisfied
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 10:17:33 PM
My woman is always satisfied


Double D battery operated man-meats are a wonderful thing
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 09, 2009, 10:26:41 PM
My woman is always satisfied
Mine used to be, up until I had a minor stroke. Because of it, I can only get half an erection, and that's on the tip end which makes it totally worthless.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 10:30:18 PM
Mine used to be, up until I had a minor stroke. Because of it, I can only get half an erection, and that's on the tip end which makes it totally worthless.

Prayers sent
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Argo on September 09, 2009, 10:46:01 PM
Mine used to be, up until I had a minor stroke. Because of it, I can only get half an erection, and that's on the tip end which makes it totally worthless.

Pretend you are fishing with a heavily weighted line, and you are trying to cast your line into some bush on the other side of the river.  It may take a while, but if you sling it in there enough times, you'll eventually get that catfish to bite.  

Of course, you have to watch out for the snappers.  If you aren't careful, they'll empty out your tackle box.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 10:47:31 PM
Pretend you are fishing with a heavily weighted line, and you are trying to cast your line into some bush on the other side of the river.  It may take a while, but if you sling it in there enough times, you'll eventually get that catfish to bite.  

Of course, you have to watch out for the snappers.  If you aren't careful, they'll empty out your tackle box.

This
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 09, 2009, 11:00:13 PM
7 replies in and no one has hit on the woman = satisfied comment. You fuckers are slacking.
I heart you, sailor... ;)
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 09, 2009, 11:16:35 PM
Hey, I'm just a simple neandertal with stroke induced erectile disfunction. The doctor told me there are tiny barbells available to built my penile strength back up. They cost too much, and I'm pretty sure they contain dangerously high levels of Chinese lead paint. I tried steroids, but my dick got angry and beat the shit out of both my nuts, my pancreas, and then fractured a rib. I was I
in the hospital for a week.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2009, 11:24:09 PM
Hey, I'm just a simple neandertal with stroke induced erectile disfunction. The doctor told me there are tiny barbells available to built my penile strength back up. They cost too much, and I'm pretty sure they contain dangerously high levels of Chinese lead paint. I tried steroids, but my dick got angry and beat the shit out of both my nuts, my pancreas, and then fractured a rib. I was I
in the hospital for a week.


I chortled aloud.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 09, 2009, 11:29:11 PM
Ive got it soaking in a glass of NyQuil right now. The fucking prick isn't going to pull the same shit tonight. He's getting groggy.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Jumbo on September 09, 2009, 11:32:15 PM
Ive got it soaking in a glass of NyQuil right now. The fucking prick isn't going to pull the same shit tonight. He's getting groggy.
You kill me.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on September 10, 2009, 12:02:16 AM
I have held off until Wednesday to post on here. I won't post again until next Wednesday. During the season it will be better for you (and me)  if I don't post but one day a week.
I saw nothing that gave me anymore hope for the future of the Auburn program Saturday than I did the day chizik was hired. In the first half I saw a team that was out coached by Dooley and company and in the second half I saw the pounding that superior talent is supposed to produce. How may touchdowns did the great new and improved offense have in the first half? In games where our talent is not going to be light years ahead of our opponents its going to come down to coaching except for maybe 2 games on our schedule I don't see where we have superior talent.
The coaching will cost us many games this year and so it will continue until our leaders stand up and lead.
Is the beginning of the season the beginning of the end for our coaches so we can begin a legitimate return to glory?
I hope so.
War Eagle.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2009, 12:36:31 AM
I have held off until Wednesday to post on here. I won't post again until next Wednesday. During the season it will be better for you (and me)  if I don't post but one day a week.
I saw nothing that gave me anymore hope for the future of the Auburn program Saturday than I did the day chizik was hired. In the first half I saw a team that was out coached by Dooley and company and in the second half I saw the pounding that superior talent is supposed to produce. How may touchdowns did the great new and improved offense have in the first half? In games where our talent is not going to be light years ahead of our opponents its going to come down to coaching except for maybe 2 games on our schedule I don't see where we have superior talent.
The coaching will cost us many games this year and so it will continue until our leaders stand up and lead.
Is the beginning of the season the beginning of the end for our coaches so we can begin a legitimate return to glory?
I hope so.
War Eagle.
You're an idiot.

And you weren't missed.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 10, 2009, 01:29:24 AM
I have held off until Wednesday to post on here. I won't post again until next Wednesday. During the season it will be better for you (and me)  if I don't post but one day a week.
I saw nothing that gave me anymore hope for the future of the Auburn program Saturday than I did the day chizik was hired. In the first half I saw a team that was out coached by Dooley and company and in the second half I saw the pounding that superior talent is supposed to produce. How may touchdowns did the great new and improved offense have in the first half? In games where our talent is not going to be light years ahead of our opponents its going to come down to coaching except for maybe 2 games on our schedule I don't see where we have superior talent.
The coaching will cost us many games this year and so it will continue until our leaders stand up and lead.
Is the beginning of the season the beginning of the end for our coaches so we can begin a legitimate return to glory?
I hope so.
War Eagle.

SAD
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Come Honor Face on September 10, 2009, 04:58:44 AM
I have held off until Wednesday to post on here. I won't post again until next Wednesday. During the season it will be better for you (and me)  if I don't post but one day a week.
I saw nothing that gave me anymore hope for the future of the Auburn program Saturday than I did the day chizik was hired. In the first half I saw a team that was out coached by Dooley and company and in the second half I saw the pounding that superior talent is supposed to produce. How may touchdowns did the great new and improved offense have in the first half? In games where our talent is not going to be light years ahead of our opponents its going to come down to coaching except for maybe 2 games on our schedule I don't see where we have superior talent.
The coaching will cost us many games this year and so it will continue until our leaders stand up and lead.
Is the beginning of the season the beginning of the end for our coaches so we can begin a legitimate return to glory?
I hope so.
War Eagle.
I bet if you had 3 swedish bikini models and they were all sisters and they were in your living room floor fisting each other while singing i'm a little tea pot, you would complain that their hair is too long or some bull shit instead of just enjoying the moment.  What would it take for you to be happy?  Auburn beating the ever living snail jizz out of some team?  A fourth sister with a bigger hand with shorter hair?  One of the sisters have her mouth full of jelly belly's and then duct taped shut? 
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2009, 09:11:27 AM
One of the sisters have her mouth full of jelly belly's and then duct taped shut? 
How'd you get in my mind?
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: CCTAU on September 10, 2009, 11:08:42 AM

mmmmm....aaahhhhh.


You're welcome. Same time next month?


Sorry I was late getting back to you.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 10, 2009, 11:17:02 AM

You're welcome. Same time next month?


Sorry I was late getting back to you.
If you think that either (a) once a month keeps me happy or (b) that I sat around and waited for you to show up, then you are mistaken on both counts.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: CCTAU on September 10, 2009, 11:25:41 AM
If you think that either (a) once a month keeps me happy or (b) that I sat around and waited for you to show up, then you are mistaken on both counts.

See. I was just thinking about me and my extra opportunity to satisfy. What you do the other 29 days is of no consequence to me. Those days are filled with other happy clients.  :tongue:
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
See. I was just thinking about me and my extra opportunity to satisfy. What you do the other 29 days is of no consequence to me. Those days are filled with other happy clients.  :tongue:
Suddenly, and without warning, that emoticon takes on a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 10, 2009, 11:52:17 AM
See. I was just thinking about me and my extra opportunity to satisfy. What you do the other 29 days is of no consequence to me. Those days are filled with other happy clients.  :tongue:
It's always all about you, isn't it?  Bastard.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 10, 2009, 11:53:09 AM
Suddenly, and without warning, that emoticon takes on a whole new meaning.
Strange - it was the first think I thought of when I saw it...

And I hate your avatar...
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2009, 12:16:43 PM
Strange - it was the first think I thought of when I saw it...

And I hate your avatar...

Yeah Chad, we all hate your avatar.  It's freaking us out.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2009, 12:20:47 PM
Yeah Chad, we all hate your avatar.  It's freaking us out.
I bet boartitz likes it.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2009, 12:25:32 PM
It's always all about you, isn't it?  Bastard.
You haven't learned in your some 38 years and how many of marriage, that it is always about us! ;)
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 12:49:30 PM
I bet boartitz likes it.

I like it.  I stare at for ten minutes at a time, then vomit.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
I like it.  I stare at for ten minutes at a time, then vomit.
I am not subject to it, for once work blocks something useful.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 10, 2009, 01:26:28 PM
You haven't learned in your some 38 years and how many of marriage, that it is always about us! ;)
You keep thinking that, dear.  <pats him on the arm>
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: boartitz on September 10, 2009, 03:00:16 PM
I bet boartitz likes it.
I thought I was having a flashback.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2009, 05:23:28 PM
I have held off until Wednesday to post on here. I won't post again until next Wednesday. During the season it will be better for you (and me)  if I don't post but one day a week.
I saw nothing that gave me anymore hope for the future of the Auburn program Saturday than I did the day chizik was hired. In the first half I saw a team that was out coached by Dooley and company and in the second half I saw the pounding that superior talent is supposed to produce. How may touchdowns did the great new and improved offense have in the first half? In games where our talent is not going to be light years ahead of our opponents its going to come down to coaching except for maybe 2 games on our schedule I don't see where we have superior talent.
The coaching will cost us many games this year and so it will continue until our leaders stand up and lead.
Is the beginning of the season the beginning of the end for our coaches so we can begin a legitimate return to glory?
I hope so.
War Eagle.

Good thing FB games aren't one half then you dumb prick.

You need to get your ass out of the paranoid side of your schizophrenia. You are one touched douchebag. I look forward to your continued expert analysis and paranoid rants about things that exist only in your warped brain matter. And try not to post Private Messages on the board from people like you did on other unnamed sites resulting in you getting the banhammer. You are one pathetic twatnozzle, really you are. Get a life terd.
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 11, 2009, 06:13:39 PM
You are one touched douchebag.
You haven't been around much lately, so FYI - I believe the new turn of phrase prefered by 4 out of five X members is "douchcanoe".  As in "Yo momma is such a whore, she has to use a douchecanoe to get herseff clean..."
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Ogre on September 11, 2009, 06:19:13 PM
I believe he made up for it with "twatnozzle"
Title: Re: I am satisfied.
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 11, 2009, 06:20:08 PM
I believe he made up for it with "twatnozzle"
Since a twatnozzle is an integral part of a douchcanoe, I will allow partial credit...