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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on September 02, 2009, 02:03:41 PM
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No, I didn't drop trou...
For those of you who have attended a lot of college football games over the years, and Lord knows I have, the question is this...
You've been pointing to this game for a good part of the season. You know that not long from now, you'll walk through that portal and take in a sight that makes you stop for a second (Holding up a couple of hundred people behind you) and survey the field from end to end. That sight will give you chills and make you say, "Now THIS is what it's all about. This is what I came for. This is a little bigger than the others."
No, again it's not me dropping trou....get your mind out of the gutter.
For me, it may stem as much from the uniforms as anything else. There are just certain teams Auburn plays that just seeing the two teams on the field warming up and the clash of traditional colors...,gets my blood pumping like no other. Of course, for Auburn fans, the Bama game is a given. For me, there's two other games that I absolutely look forward to walking into that stadium and saying, "Now this is college football".
Auburn Home Blues vs. UGA Road Uni's
Auburn vs. LSU
Especially an early evening start with the sun setting and the lights illuminating the field at JHS. I'm not even talking about the magnitude of the game in any given year. It's more the tradition involved in those two teams butting heads. What about the Tahd faithful? Is it UT? The first time I walked in to Doak Campbell and saw FSU and The U warming up, that was pretty awesome too. I had seen numerous classic games between the two but to walk in and bang...there they are... Anyone else have games outside of Auburn that you look forward to?
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On a different level, Dallas vs Philly or the NY giants. The stadium seems more alive. Have not been to the new stadium yet.
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On a different level, Dallas vs Philly or the NY giants. The stadium seems more alive. Have not been to the new stadium yet.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...
Who gives a fuck about the fucking Cowboys and shitting Eagles or Pussified Giants in a thread about Auburn football?
Take that shit somewhere else, nancyboy.
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...
Who gives a fuck about the fucking Cowboys and shitting Eagles or Pussified Giants in a thread about Auburn football?
Take that shit somewhere else, nancyboy.
If you note my first sentence.
Please go fuck yourself at your earliest convenience
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Anyone else have games outside of Auburn that you look forward to? Being that Dallas IS outside of Auburn, No where in there did it say college games.
Please go phuk yourself at your earliest convenience
No, this was clearly about Auburn football. Nobody gives a fiddling damn about some turd eating Dallas PunkBoys.
Take that weak shit ELSEWHERE, pancho.
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On a different level, Dallas vs Philly or the NY giants. The stadium seems more alive. Have not been to the new stadium yet.
When the stud players on one team could wind up playing for their so-called "biggest rival" the very next season, there is no such thing as a rivalry...
And the Cowboys suck. Afraid I have to side with Kev here - we are discussing REAL football, not the college football retirement league...
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I have to be honest here - walking into nearly ANY stadiuim on gameday gets my blood pumping. Auburn is Mecca, the cream of the crop, no place like home - but when I went to the LSU - bammer game last year in Red Stick, I was PUMPED. My BAC had a little bit to do with that, but I was ready to rumble...
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I have to be honest here - walking into nearly ANY stadiuim on gameday gets my blood pumping. Auburn is Mecca, the cream of the crop, no place like home - but when I went to the LSU - bammer game last year in Red Stick, I was PUMPED. My BAC had a little bit to do with that, but I was ready to rumble...
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Battery Attached Cock?
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I have to be honest here - walking into nearly ANY stadiuim on gameday gets my blood pumping. Auburn is Mecca, the cream of the crop, no place like home - but when I went to the LSU - bammer game last year in Red Stick, I was PUMPED. My BAC had a little bit to do with that, but I was ready to rumble...
See, that's what I'm talking about. I would pop chub to walk in to a stadium and see LSU/Bama warming up or even UGA/GT. Holy schnikies.
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Battery Attached Cock?
Seriously? And you call yourself a drinking man...
And who needs batteries?
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See, that's what I'm talking about. I would pop chub to walk in to a stadium and see LSU/Bama warming up or even UGA/GT. Holy schnikies.
I would do the same. But only if I were carrying a radio transmitter and providing coordinates to my pilot who was running 500,000 gallons of Napalm in low and hot...
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Seriously? And you call yourself a drinking man...
And who needs batteries?
Nothing beats Sani's setup, I'm tellin you he's like the rainman of sneaking in booze.
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Seriously? And you call yourself a drinking man...
And who needs batteries?
No need for batteries. You just move it around a lot and make that little motor boat sound so she'll get the same sensation.
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B....
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See, that's what I'm talking about. I would pop chub to walk in to a stadium and see LSU/Bama warming up or even UGA/GT. Holy schnikies.
Take my elevated BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT and throw in my hatred of all things bammer and it was on like donkey kong. I was wearing an LSU shirt, purple bra and underwear (not that easy to find, mind you) with jeans and purple socks. (Unlike the Auburn game, no one other than my husband can independently verify the existence of the purple bra...) At some point midway thru the second quarter, I was sporting an LSU tat on my face. We were sitting in the Club Section, so alcohol was flowing freely, so I never lost my buzz. I was more caught up in the moment than the LSU faithful...
To me, college football is college football, no matter where you are...
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To me, college football is college football, no matter where you are...
Unless it's the Flea Market they call Bryant-Denny.
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BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT
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Personally, I liked your interpretation better. But then, the higher the BAC, the more chance of getting to use the BAC on her.
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Personally, I liked your interpretation better. But then, the higher the BAC, the more chance of getting to use the BAC on her.
You wouldn't have to get me drunk, baby... not after hearing the story the horse had to tell...
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I would pop chub to walk in to a stadium and see LSU/Bama warming up or even UGA/GT.
Yeah but you pop a chub in a slight breeze, so that ain't say'n much.
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You wouldn't have to get me drunk, baby... not after hearing the story the horse had to tell...
In high school, every time I scored a touchdown, the fans would chant, "Mr. Ed...Mr. Ed". I wasn't sure what that was about. But now....
(Okay fine, I'm dreaming on both parts)
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In high school, every time I scored a touchdown, the fans would chant, "Mr. Ed...Mr. Ed". I wasn't sure what that was about. But now....
(Okay fine, I'm dreaming on both parts)
I heard it was because you liked carrots up the ass.
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I heard it was because you liked carrots up the ass.
Carrots... :rofl:...you so funny. As if I'd stick a carrot up my ass. Really.
Those things will turn your ass cheeks orange in a heartbeat.
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Nothing beats Sani's setup, I'm tellin you he's like the rainman of sneaking in booze.
The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.
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The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.
Me and ziplocked bourbon never jeehawed. Last time was at the Auburn/Ole Piss game, just as I sat down, the bag dropped and burst open. Hot sunny day. The people around me were pleased..including Benji Roland, who was sitting right in front of me.
Oh, hey Mr. Roland. Uumm, wow, it smells like some asshole spilled a bottle of bourbon somewhere close to here. Whew, that sure is strong. So, how's the game? How's the family? Well. gotta' go.
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Me and ziplocked bourbon never jeehawed. Last time was at the Auburn/Ole Piss game, just as I sat down, the bag dropped and burst open. Hot sunny day. The people around me were pleased..including Benji Roland, who was sitting right in front of me.
Oh, hey Mr. Roland. Uumm, wow, it smells like some asshole spilled a bottle of bourbon somewhere close to here. Whew, that sure is strong. So, how's the game? How's the family? Well. gotta' go.
Everyone knows you always double bag....amateur.
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The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.
Have you not seen his latest contraption?
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Have you not seen his latest contraption?
Binocular flasks work pretty good. Get the 10x50 size.
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Have you not seen his latest contraption?
I heard about the new modified seat cushion. Howard went with me and some other friends to the SECCG in '06 (I hate Percy Harvin), and he had three rows of folks drunk off the ziploc bags.
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(http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/hd1936knuck/AR15/03May09018.jpg)
one of these strapped to your back under your shirt/jacket .....
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I heard about the new modified seat cushion. Howard went with me and some other friends to the SECCG in '06 (I hate Percy Harvin), and he had three rows of folks drunk off the ziploc bags.
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You sux at teh ebays
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You sux at teh ebays
I done fixt dat bitch now.
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Let me tell y'all something to, he looks great in the wine rack.
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Let me tell y'all something to, he looks great in the wine rack.
It's best when used with a lactating woman. Brad you gonna hook a brotha up?