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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 11:56:50 AM

Title: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 11:56:50 AM: (http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/spreadeagle.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Kaos on August 31, 2009, 12:12:30 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 11:56:50 AM
(http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/spreadeagle.jpg)

That is a buzzard.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 31, 2009, 12:16:49 PM: Quote from: Kaos on August 31, 2009, 12:12:30 PM
That is a buzzard.

But she is spread eagle...

duh...
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 12:48:33 PM: Quote from: War Eagle!!! on August 31, 2009, 12:16:49 PM
But she is spread eagle...

duh...
+3
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Kaos on August 31, 2009, 02:41:49 PM: Spread Buzzard...

I thought we banished "spread eagle" from the lexicon after last season's abortion.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 02:49:02 PM: (http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/3h.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 31, 2009, 02:51:08 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/3h.jpg)

This picture always makes me smile.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Jumbo on August 31, 2009, 02:52:01 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/3h.jpg)
God Bless America.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2009, 02:57:04 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/3h.jpg)

Damnit, so that's where my #12 jersey went. She claimed she didn't take but I always suspected. Bitch
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 31, 2009, 02:59:32 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on August 31, 2009, 02:57:04 PM
Bitch

You take that back! She can have it, and it's because we ALL say so! :box:
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2009, 03:05:50 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on August 31, 2009, 02:59:32 PM
You take that back! She can have it, and it's because we ALL say so! :box:

And it better just be rolled up. If she cut it off for the picture....I will NOT go down on her anymore...this week.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AUChizad on August 31, 2009, 03:28:40 PM: Cracks me up...

I know Ashley & Tiffany quite well (the two in white).
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Aubie16 on August 31, 2009, 03:36:18 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/3h.jpg)

This needs to be quoted one more time...
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 03:36:22 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on August 31, 2009, 03:28:40 PM
Cracks me up...

I know Ashley & Tiffany quite well (the two in white).
You go shoe shopping with them...girlfriend...HEY!
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AWK on August 31, 2009, 03:51:27 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/3h.jpg)
Two of those girls went to high school with us.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Jumbo on August 31, 2009, 06:38:56 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 31, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/3h.jpg)
I'm tailgating with Taylor and Chad bydamn.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 31, 2009, 06:40:21 PM: Direct TV finally adds ESPNU to its basic lineup...nice. Ch. 614

:vn:
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: The Prowler on August 31, 2009, 06:41:00 PM: (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vRxRG5mYKhU/SI-gbAjdbuI/AAAAAAAAACY/_HCDBfmyZyQ/s400/Auburnbust.jpg)

IT'S GAME WEEK MUTHA FUKAS!!!!!! FUK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Jumbo on August 31, 2009, 09:02:32 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on August 31, 2009, 06:40:21 PM
Direct TV finally adds ESPNU to its basic lineup...nice. Ch. 614

:vn:
I just set the game to record.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AUChizad on August 31, 2009, 10:32:08 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on August 31, 2009, 06:40:21 PM
Direct TV finally adds ESPNU to its basic lineup...nice. Ch. 614

:vn:
Now if only we could get CSTV...
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on August 31, 2009, 10:52:08 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on August 31, 2009, 06:40:21 PM
Direct TV finally adds ESPNU to its basic lineup...nice. Ch. 614

:vn:

Praise the Lord and Pass the Bourbon...thanks for posting this, Chop.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Aubie16 on September 01, 2009, 07:53:35 AM: Damn guys. It's been on the basic package since July 1st. Wish I had thought to tell you. I watched all of the SEC Media Days on there. It switched with ESPN Classic (now on the Sports Package Add-On).
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: wesfau2 on September 01, 2009, 09:45:20 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on August 31, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
I'm tailgating with Taylor and Chad bydamn.

I only went to their tailgate once. There were no women that looked like this. There was, however, one enormous Joe Frazier.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Saniflush on September 01, 2009, 10:00:55 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 01, 2009, 09:45:20 AM
I only went to their tailgate once. There were no women that looked like this. There was, however, one enormous Joe Frazier.

Damn you didn't even get to see the midget?

Brad was not the only small person there either.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: wesfau2 on September 01, 2009, 10:57:43 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on September 01, 2009, 10:00:55 AM
Damn you didn't even get to see the midget?

Brad was not the only small person there either.

My only midget encounter was at the Upper Deck. I stared...a lot. The jager shots played no small part in my creepy leering.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 01, 2009, 11:01:13 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 01, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
My only midget encounter was at the Upper Deck. I stared...a lot. The jager shots played no small part in my creepy leering.

I'm not sure why, but I laughed at this out loud.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: wesfau2 on September 01, 2009, 11:27:27 AM: Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on September 01, 2009, 11:01:13 AM
I'm not sure why, but I laughed at this out loud.

It's a hell of a mental image:

Me, staggeringly drunk on jagermaister, peering across a smoky bar and contemplating all the various ways in which I could (and would) violate a tiny woman.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2009, 11:35:21 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 01, 2009, 11:27:27 AM
It's a hell of a mental image:

Me, staggeringly drunk on jagermaister, peering across a smoky bar and contemplating all the various ways in which I could (and would) violate a tiny woman.
Even in a tiny woman's hand your dick still looks small.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 01, 2009, 01:13:55 PM: An oldie but a goodie
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Jumbo on September 01, 2009, 01:34:56 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 01, 2009, 11:27:27 AM
It's a hell of a mental image:

Me, staggeringly drunk on jagermaister, peering across a smoky bar and contemplating all the various ways in which I could (and would) violate a tiny woman.
You were in zone for sure.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2009, 02:45:31 PM: (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/RydrrsoLCEI/AAAAAAAAAPA/a2wnwH2HfDM/s400/n7008934_30972969_5168.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Kaos on September 01, 2009, 04:35:26 PM: Quote from: Aubie16 on September 01, 2009, 07:53:35 AM
Damn guys. It's been on the basic package since July 1st. Wish I had thought to tell you. I watched all of the SEC Media Days on there. It switched with ESPN Classic (now on the Sports Package Add-On).

I've had it for three years and I don't pay any extra bullshit.

It's BEEN added.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 01, 2009, 04:36:57 PM: Quote from: Kaos on September 01, 2009, 04:35:26 PM
I've had it for three years and I don't pay any extra bullshit.

It's BEEN added.

Maybe in your market, but it has NOT been added till recently here. Just sayin.

I'm glad it is though, I was starting to wonder about the ESPNU games...
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Godfather on September 02, 2009, 03:30:25 PM: (http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/sioncampus/03/27/cheer.week/p1_auburn.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Argo on September 02, 2009, 11:52:23 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 02, 2009, 03:30:25 PM
(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/sioncampus/03/27/cheer.week/p1_auburn.jpg)

Someone at SI was smoking crach, putting her at 20. She's at least top 3.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: RWS on September 03, 2009, 09:39:09 AM: Jesus, they could have scraped up some better looking AU students. I know they exist.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:33:25 PM: It's SEC opener week, people. Let's get it up. Here's some help.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/SNUS9xrFp1I/AAAAAAAABRE/RTZFMhQjbNI/s400/86stef.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:34:30 PM: (http://bp2.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/R__TRh8b6GI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/mu-33QsD65s/s400/07Kristin9w.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:35:04 PM: (http://bp0.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/R__TdB8b6JI/AAAAAAAAA7w/16e0KaXtN74/s400/07Kristin15w.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:36:25 PM: The more I look at her, the more I say War Eagle.

(http://bp1.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/R__TdR8b6KI/AAAAAAAAA74/4YJSWhwlG50/s400/07Kristin16w.jpg)

(http://bp2.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/R__Tdh8b6LI/AAAAAAAAA8A/WS8VXElE07o/s400/07Kristin17w.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:37:38 PM: (http://bp1.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/R53uYx9rEvI/AAAAAAAAAsU/K6yhL6JH5KM/s400/busty+girls+031.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:38:24 PM: (http://bp3.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/RzTFkcD8iUI/AAAAAAAAAT4/b7L_ntrktyE/s400/n7018733_14586361_3391.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:41:11 PM: A classic. Good kitty.

(http://bp2.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/RxkjUhH5PKI/AAAAAAAAAME/esFUIUuAo3I/s400/luckyaucatoi7.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:42:05 PM: (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/SOeO9_hnb7I/AAAAAAAABVo/Ws-liA6ZGoo/s400/n7018265_31048887_4188.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2009, 09:43:33 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:41:11 PM
A classic. Good kitty.

(http://bp2.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/RxkjUhH5PKI/AAAAAAAAAME/esFUIUuAo3I/s400/luckyaucatoi7.jpg)
Thats one lucky damn cat.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Ogre on September 10, 2009, 09:45:32 PM: (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SjprztCbuhI/AAAAAAAACQQ/tI8vZKz8Hu4/s400/Ralph+and+Chuck.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Ogre on September 10, 2009, 09:46:49 PM: (http://www.thewizofodds.com/.a/6a00e553e551d18834010536f045f6970b-500wi)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:47:37 PM: Quote from: Ogre on September 10, 2009, 09:45:32 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SjprztCbuhI/AAAAAAAACQQ/tI8vZKz8Hu4/s400/Ralph+and+Chuck.jpg)
That cat is even luckier.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/SqKNIFCyz1I/AAAAAAAACWc/X-hchFxsxsA/s400/image003.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2009, 09:51:05 PM: Quote from: Ogre on September 10, 2009, 09:45:32 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SjprztCbuhI/AAAAAAAACQQ/tI8vZKz8Hu4/s400/Ralph+and+Chuck.jpg)
The infamous Bottomfeeder?
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Ogre on September 10, 2009, 09:54:51 PM: Longing for another taste of victory...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SqP6QIyKl4I/AAAAAAAACiQ/rmMzp9PPpLk/s400/scan0082.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2009, 09:56:10 PM: There's got to be a chick somewhere willing to trim the bush into the interlocking AU logo. How cool would that be? Hell, if they are willing to do it (and post the pictures), I'd volunteer to do the shaving.

It's a win-win situation.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 10:07:21 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2009, 09:56:10 PM
There's got to be a chick somewhere willing to trim the bush into the interlocking AU logo. How cool would that be? Hell, if they are willing to do it (and post the pictures), I'd volunteer to do the shaving.

It's a win-win situation.

Better yet, how about the Auburn Creed?

"I believe in the human touch, which cultivates sympathy with my fellow men and mutual helpfulness and brings happiness to all"
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2009, 11:41:33 PM: Quote from: Ogre on September 10, 2009, 09:45:32 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SjprztCbuhI/AAAAAAAACQQ/tI8vZKz8Hu4/s400/Ralph+and+Chuck.jpg)
WarTiger?
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: chinook on September 11, 2009, 12:07:17 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2009, 11:41:33 PM
WarTiger?

no...he's into poodles.

(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/899/susiewhite1rk0.jpg)
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2009, 09:43:48 AM: Quote from: Thrilla on September 10, 2009, 09:42:05 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/SOeO9_hnb7I/AAAAAAAABVo/Ws-liA6ZGoo/s400/n7018265_31048887_4188.jpg)
This is my brother's ex-girlfriend.
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2009, 09:46:54 AM: Quote from: AUChizad on September 11, 2009, 09:43:48 AM
This is my brother's ex-girlfriend.

She looks good in stripes
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Jumbo on September 11, 2009, 10:34:38 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 11, 2009, 09:46:54 AM

She looks good in stripes
She's really tall!
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 11, 2009, 04:22:41 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on September 11, 2009, 09:43:48 AM
This is my brother's ex-girlfriend.
Your brother dated Kellie Pickler???
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 12, 2009, 09:23:12 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 11, 2009, 04:22:41 PM
Your brother dated Kellie Pickler???

Say what you want about Pickler...but she is one fine little girl...
Title: Re: Its Game Week Beeches
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2009, 09:56:04 AM: Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 12, 2009, 09:23:12 AM
Say what you want about Pickler...but she is one fine little girl...

Hey, I'll say whatever I want about Pickler, okay?

I'll say she's one fine little girl.