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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AUChizad on August 27, 2009, 10:16:02 AM

Title: God Bless America
Post by: AUChizad on August 27, 2009, 10:16:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLwEZRf3www (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLwEZRf3www)

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2009/08/8-21-2009_12-25-48_PM.jpg)
(http://www.treehugger.com/double-down-1.jpg)
(http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2009/08/kfc-double-down-sandwich.jpg)

Of course, this has sparked hippies to freak out about how irresponsible Americans are to their health.

Fuck you, eat your salad and shut up.

I don't understand the outrage. It would be perfectly acceptable to eat two thin chicken breasts separately with a slice of cheese and a strip of bacon on top of each. Stack them on top of each other and call it a sandwich and HOLY FUCKING SHIT OUR HEALTHCARE'S GONNA COLLAPSE BECAUSE OF STUFF LIKE THIS!!!

In fact, it's definitely healthier than eating two sandwiches. Lower carbs.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Saniflush on August 27, 2009, 10:24:53 AM
Needs to be smothered in gravy.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Godfather on August 27, 2009, 10:27:54 AM
Needs to be smothered in gravy.
and then chili
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: AUChizad on August 27, 2009, 10:30:58 AM
and then chili
And then wrapped in a pizza.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Godfather on August 27, 2009, 10:33:49 AM
And then wrapped in a pizza.
covered in nacho cheese and jalapenos
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 27, 2009, 10:33:56 AM
Can we get this smothered, covered, chunked, diced, bitch slapped and pistol whipped??
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: wesfau2 on August 27, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
Compared to the Luther Burger, this is a fucking low-cal sissy meal.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2009, 10:46:17 AM
Man vs. Food
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: AUChizad on August 27, 2009, 10:50:10 AM
covered in nacho cheese and jalapenos
and then deep fried and covered in hot fudge and powdered sugar
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: AWK on August 27, 2009, 10:57:26 AM
Don't forget sprinkled with crack.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Godfather on August 27, 2009, 11:05:45 AM
and then deep fried and covered in hot fudge and powdered sugar
Then were gonna take that and wrap it in a burrito shell, add some sour cream and guacamoleeee
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2009, 11:22:19 AM
Then were gonna take that and wrap it in a burrito shell, add some sour cream and guacamoleeee

Wok-A-Molaaaaa?
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 27, 2009, 11:35:01 AM
The Ladies Version should involve a thick coating of chocolate fudge and caramel.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Thrilla on August 27, 2009, 11:40:05 AM
Compared to the Luther Burger, this is a fucking low-cal sissy meal.

Beat me to it.

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Possibly the worlds unhealthiest burger, the Luther Burger contains more than 1000 calories and typically has over 45 grams of fat per portion.
http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/doughnut_luther_burger.html (http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/doughnut_luther_burger.html)
(http://www.cheese-burger.net/images/luther-burger.jpg)






The Ladies Version should involve a thick coating of chocolate fudge and caramel.

How about this?

(http://www.cheese-burger.net/images/chocolate_cheeseburger.jpg)

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If you’re giving chocolates to that special somebody in your life then why not give them a Chocolate Burger? Available from Creative Chocolates Of Vermont, the chocolate creation is made purely from chocolate with a hint of peanut butter.

Its completely life size too, measuring 4 inches across and 2 inches tall. Its an ideal way for vegetarians to get their cheeseburger fix or for people to disguise their chocolate addiction.

Made up of a milk chocolate hamburger patty, peanut butter and milk chocolate buns and even soft green lettuce, soft yellow cheese and last but not least, ketchup.

The soft lettuce, cheese and ketchup is made using the company’s own special secret chocolate recipe; the same secret is used to make a chocolate TV dinner.

Weighing in at over 1 pound, the chocolate burger probably has more calories than most real burgers. You could save on the calories by skipping desert
http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/chocolate-cheeseburger.html (http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/chocolate-cheeseburger.html)


Damn...I'm really hungry all of a sudden.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 27, 2009, 12:39:28 PM
You want me to Dimpa size that for you?
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Jumbo on August 27, 2009, 03:15:25 PM
and then batter it with tempura batter and deep fry it.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: AUChizad on August 27, 2009, 03:50:49 PM
and then batter it with tempura batter and deep fry it.
And then just fry it again as a joke.
Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Greaseyweasel on August 29, 2009, 08:27:34 PM
As a joke my ass. I think that the perfecting of double frying technology should win a Nobel or something.