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Title: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2009, 12:40:24 PM: http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Personal-Urns-c109.html (http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Personal-Urns-c109.html)
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 18, 2009, 01:22:21 PM: Great idea...I'm adding that to my will.
How much sex you think your widow will get with you staring at her from the mantel? :vn:
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: AUChizad on August 18, 2009, 01:25:55 PM: Quote
Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero.
:wtf:
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: Ogre on August 18, 2009, 01:26:12 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 18, 2009, 01:22:21 PM
Great idea...I'm adding that to my will.

Make sure you install the 'glory-hole' mouth on yours. Your boyfriend will never even know you were gone!
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 18, 2009, 01:28:55 PM: Quote from: Ogre on August 18, 2009, 01:26:12 PM
Make sure you install the 'glory-hole' mouth on yours. Your boyfriend will never even know you were gone!
I'll bet they won't be able to recreate my tongue though.
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: Argo on August 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 18, 2009, 01:28:55 PM
I'll bet they won't be able to recreate my tongue though.

(http://www.gizoo.co.uk/Products/HomeGarden/PetGadgets/HumungaTongue/lrg-sec-HumungaTongue.jpg)

They even make them extra long. It helps to alleviate certain short comings.
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: Hogwally on August 18, 2009, 02:41:17 PM: That thing will probably give me nightmares. (the urn, not the latex tongue)
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 18, 2009, 02:50:44 PM: If they could make the female version with a silicone mouth opening, maybe some of you married guys could finally get a blow job again.
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2009, 03:01:04 PM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on August 18, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
If they could make the female version with a silicone mouth opening, maybe some of you married guys could finally get a blow job again.

Or those that roll a different way;
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: Saniflush on August 18, 2009, 03:07:23 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2009, 03:01:04 PM
Or those that roll a different way;

The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: wesfau2 on August 18, 2009, 03:07:50 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 18, 2009, 03:07:23 PM
The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.

Don't ask, don't tell.
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: Saniflush on August 18, 2009, 03:08:32 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on August 18, 2009, 03:07:50 PM
Don't ask, don't tell.

I forgot he is retired military.
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2009, 03:15:04 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 18, 2009, 03:07:23 PM
The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.

I have many things at my fingertips.
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: CCTAU on August 18, 2009, 03:27:02 PM: You can even get little ones too. I wonder how much a keychain version would be?
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2009, 03:30:51 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on August 18, 2009, 03:27:02 PM
You can even get little ones too. I wonder how much a keychain version would be?

Min order 500 $1.00 each
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 18, 2009, 03:34:41 PM: Check out the cremation diamonds. I told Carl that if he continues to insist on being cremated, I will make him into a very large diamond. Then for the first time he would be worth something... hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
Post by: DnATL on August 18, 2009, 08:48:54 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2009, 03:30:51 PM
Min order 500 $1.00 each
at that price and quantity, you could love em and leave em everywhere, spreading your seed like you were in the nba