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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on August 04, 2009, 10:57:08 PM
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the son (that was conceived directly from Alabama and Auburn having a bye week leaving me with nothing to do.) I came to her and said Honey, I've been meaning' to tell you that I feel like I've been neglecting our personal life lately and more importantly yours. I want to take you out and attempt to show you how special you are to my .......College football means nothing when I have you (11 minutes later, Elijah was conformed.)
Such a planned out process of "Buy a rubber on a Buy week" ... I thought it sounded good.
however, I was the lad who went it alone, with nobody in his corner, not knowing that buy week meant "load the hell up on a lo of beer and condoms week
My 2nd child is due in less than 48 hours (Thursday) We're excited to see the football histroy that has been birthed within him.
Elijah Mark Davis
(this meant to be a Hey I'm have a baby, Cool you're having a baby thread. I'm wowzers smashed right now and not sure about what it has become.
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Congrats on the kid, but you should probably sober up.
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This thread is only interesting if your wife is this drunk too.
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You are drunk and your wife is over 9 months pregnant huh??? I guess if she goes into labor, she can always wisk you out of the trailer and drive you to the hospital...way to be a man there ham....
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Congrats on the newborn.
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My 2nd child is due in less than 48 hours (Thursday) I'm wowzers smashed right now and not sure about what it has become.
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Congrats on the kid, but Argo is right. You might want to lay off the bottle until it gets here. You will need that bottle to sleep the next few years.
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If she goes into labor tonight, you are in deep doodoo.
Best wishes to her - hope the birth experience is a good one.
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August 6th. That's the full moon. Congrats. Get a DNA test before you sign anything. Them wimmen are tricky critters.
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Wow, looks like last night was interesting. To clarify. She's a little over 3 and a half weeks from being due. Tomorrow is a planned caesarian section. As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.
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To clarify, I'm pretty embarrassed at my drunk thread. Way worse than drunk calling in my opinion. Guess I'm taking after my favorite dead coach.
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Guess I'm taking after my favorite dead coach.
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Wow, looks like last night was interesting. To clarify. She's a little over 3 and a half weeks from being due. Tomorrow is a planned caesarian section. As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.
MIL's have that same affect on me. I've been diagnosed with MILMakersmarkneedyitus. It comes and goes, just like she does.
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As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.
Stock up, my houndstooth friend.
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Congrats and stay thirsty.
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As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.
Enough said dude...
Best of luck. It gets worse when the baby comes and she stays for weeks at a time to "help out". I was so ready for my MIL to leave by the end of the week it was sickening...
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As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.
I clearly am guilty of posting before having all of the facts. Drink more.
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Prayers sent.
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Is she hot?
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Enough said dude...
Best of luck. It gets worse when the baby comes and she stays for weeks at a time to "help out". I was so ready for my MIL to leave by the end of the week it was sickening...
I have stocked up on liquor and beer, and we're still 9 weeks away from having a kid. Shit's gonna get real uncomfortable around the Ogre household if she stays longer than 3 consecutive days after the baby's born.
Real uncomfortable.
Oh yeah - congrats to Birmingham.
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Is she hot?
Dude...she was just born. You've got to wait at least 12 years to ask that.
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Dude...she was just born. You've got to wait at least 12 years to ask that.
Listen to Buzz. This man knows.
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He's such a buzz killer though.
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He's such a buzz killer though.
Smoke dat' Tumbleweed.
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He's such a buzz killer though.
Sorry, I am just the J.P. Dice of the board.
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Enough said dude...
Best of luck. It gets worse when the baby comes and she stays for weeks at a time to "help out". I was so ready for my MIL to leave by the end of the week it was sickening...
This man speaks the truth.....
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It's a "BYE" week. No wonder you didn't properly prepare. May the little turd see the light and grow up to be an AU fan.
Oh. I almost forgot.
SHUT UP, BITCH!
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Dude...she was just born. You've got to wait at least 12 years to ask that.
damn dude - he was asking about the one HAVING the baby, bhams sister
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damn dude - he was asking about the one HAVING the baby, bhams sister
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Yeah bitch. That's what I meant. And we all know she's twelve.
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Yeah bitch. That's what I meant. And we all know she's twelve.
:rofl: :rofl: