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Title: I will watch
Post by: Birmingham on August 04, 2009, 10:57:08 PM
the son (that was conceived directly from Alabama and Auburn having a bye week leaving me with nothing to do.) I came to her and said Honey, I've been meaning' to tell you that I feel like I've been neglecting our personal life lately and more importantly yours.  I want to take you out and attempt to show you how special you are to my .......College football means nothing when I have you (11 minutes later, Elijah was conformed.)

Such a planned out process of "Buy a rubber on a Buy week"  ... I thought it sounded good.



however, I was the lad who went it alone, with nobody in his corner, not knowing that buy week meant "load the hell up on a lo of beer and condoms week

My 2nd child is due in less than 48 hours  (Thursday)  We're excited to see the football histroy that has been birthed within him.

Elijah Mark Davis


(this meant to be a Hey I'm have a baby, Cool you're having a baby thread.  I'm wowzers smashed right now and not sure about what it has become.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Argo on August 04, 2009, 11:12:30 PM
Congrats on the kid, but you should probably sober up.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 04, 2009, 11:28:00 PM
This thread is only interesting if your wife is this drunk too. 
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 04, 2009, 11:38:16 PM
You are drunk and your wife is over 9 months pregnant huh??? I guess if she goes into labor, she can always wisk you out of the trailer and drive you to the hospital...way to be a man there ham....
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Jumbo on August 04, 2009, 11:54:20 PM
Congrats on the newborn.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 04, 2009, 11:57:25 PM
My 2nd child is due in less than 48 hours  (Thursday)   I'm wowzers smashed right now and not sure about what it has become.

 :blink:

Congrats on the kid, but Argo is right.  You might want to lay off the bottle until it gets here.  You will need that bottle to sleep the next few years. 
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 05, 2009, 12:12:09 AM
If she goes into labor tonight, you are in deep doodoo.

Best wishes to her - hope the birth experience is a good one. 
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: boartitz on August 05, 2009, 03:49:13 AM
August 6th. That's the full moon. Congrats. Get a DNA test before you sign anything. Them wimmen are tricky critters.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Birmingham on August 05, 2009, 11:41:21 AM
Wow, looks like last night was interesting.  To clarify.  She's a little over 3 and a half weeks from being due.  Tomorrow is a planned caesarian section.  As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Birmingham on August 05, 2009, 11:50:30 AM
To clarify, I'm pretty embarrassed at my drunk thread.  Way worse than drunk calling in my opinion.  Guess I'm taking after my favorite dead coach. 
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: AUChizad on August 05, 2009, 12:02:17 PM
Guess I'm taking after my favorite dead coach. 
:bugs:
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Wow, looks like last night was interesting.  To clarify.  She's a little over 3 and a half weeks from being due.  Tomorrow is a planned caesarian section.  As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.

MIL's have that same affect on me.  I've been diagnosed with MILMakersmarkneedyitus.  It comes and goes, just like she does.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 05, 2009, 12:42:48 PM
As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.

Stock up, my houndstooth friend.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Saniflush on August 05, 2009, 01:00:07 PM


Congrats and stay thirsty.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 05, 2009, 07:00:15 PM
As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.

Enough said dude...

Best of luck. It gets worse when the baby comes and she stays for weeks at a time to "help out". I was so ready for my MIL to leave by the end of the week it was sickening...
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Argo on August 05, 2009, 07:47:08 PM
  As for the drinking, my mother-in-law is staying with us right now.

I clearly am guilty of posting before having all of the facts.  Drink more. 
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 05, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
Prayers sent. 
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Saniflush on August 06, 2009, 07:45:05 AM
Is she hot?
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Ogre on August 06, 2009, 08:45:39 AM
Enough said dude...

Best of luck. It gets worse when the baby comes and she stays for weeks at a time to "help out". I was so ready for my MIL to leave by the end of the week it was sickening...

I have stocked up on liquor and beer, and we're still 9 weeks away from having a kid.  Shit's gonna get real uncomfortable around the Ogre household if she stays longer than 3 consecutive days after the baby's born.  

Real uncomfortable.

Oh yeah - congrats to Birmingham.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 06, 2009, 08:56:34 AM
Is she hot?

Dude...she was just born.  You've got to wait at least 12 years to ask that.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2009, 09:53:11 AM
Dude...she was just born.  You've got to wait at least 12 years to ask that.

Listen to Buzz.  This man knows.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Saniflush on August 06, 2009, 10:00:34 AM
He's such a buzz killer though.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2009, 10:04:01 AM
He's such a buzz killer though.


Smoke dat' Tumbleweed.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 06, 2009, 11:27:14 AM
He's such a buzz killer though.

Sorry, I am just the J.P. Dice of the board.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: GH2001 on August 06, 2009, 02:04:33 PM
Enough said dude...

Best of luck. It gets worse when the baby comes and she stays for weeks at a time to "help out". I was so ready for my MIL to leave by the end of the week it was sickening...

This man speaks the truth.....
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: CCTAU on August 06, 2009, 02:53:39 PM
It's a "BYE" week. No wonder you didn't properly prepare. May the little turd see the light and grow up to be an AU fan.

Oh. I almost forgot.

SHUT UP, BITCH!
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: stewiegriffin on August 07, 2009, 08:10:55 AM
Dude...she was just born.  You've got to wait at least 12 years to ask that.



damn dude - he was asking about the one HAVING the baby, bhams sister
 :stewie:
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: Saniflush on August 07, 2009, 08:12:23 AM


damn dude - he was asking about the one HAVING the baby, bhams sister
 :stewie:

Yeah bitch.  That's what I meant.  And we all know she's twelve.
Title: Re: I will watch
Post by: stewiegriffin on August 07, 2009, 08:18:18 AM
Yeah bitch.  That's what I meant.  And we all know she's twelve.
:rofl: :rofl: