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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Ogre on August 03, 2009, 04:58:40 PM
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A friend of mine just got engaged this past weekend. I know, what a dumbass! Anywho, Thrilla and I have been tasked with semi-organizing the bachelor party. The groom-to-be's only request is that there are casinos. I'm not too keen on going to Vegas, mainly because I've already been twice this year.
Any ideas/recommendations on where to go will be greatly appreciated.
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Not Vegas because you've been twice this year? Selfish motherfucker, suck it up. It's about your boy and if he wants casinos, then take him to the Shangri-fucking-La of casino lands.
If you're still a fuckstick of a bachelor party planner and insist on avoiding Vegas, I will tell you this: Do not go to Biloxi or Philadelphia, Mississippi. There is nothing in those towns except the casinos. No other bachelor party options.
If you're insisting on staying out of Vegas, do New Orleans. There's a Harrah's there and all the bachelor party debauchery you could want.
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How about Tahoe. Casinos and depending on the time of year, either lots of snow bunnies or great golf
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Not Vegas because you've been twice this year? Selfish motherfucker, suck it up. It's about your boy and if he wants casinos, then take him to the Shangri-fucking-La of casino lands.
If you're still a fuckstick of a bachelor party planner and insist on avoiding Vegas, I will tell you this: Do not go to Biloxi or Philadelphia, Mississippi. There is nothing in those towns except the casinos. No other bachelor party options.
If you're insisting on staying out of Vegas, do New Orleans. There's a Harrah's there and all the bachelor party debauchery you could want.
I've already been to New Orleans on a bachelor party this year too. I'm not completely out on Vegas, but that's also where we all went on my bachelor party. He didn't seem to be too keen on going back.
We went to Biloxi for Thrilla's bachelor party. I don't think that will be on the list of potential destinations this go-round.
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I've already been to New Orleans on a bachelor party this year too. I'm not completely out on Vegas, but that's also where we all went on my bachelor party. He didn't seem to be too keen on going back.
We went to Biloxi for Thrilla's bachelor party. I don't think that will be on the list of potential destinations this go-round.
Well, you're running out of casino destinations in our slice of the country. How mobile are you? Is the Tahoe option feasible?
You could go Jersey Guido style and hit AC.
What about a cruise? Casino on the boat and a captive audience of drunk girls.
Atlantis?
Fuck man, give us some guidelines or I'm recommending that you go to Monte Carlo and I'll call you a douchebag for cheaping out on your boy if you don't go.
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Tahoe may be doable. We can fly Southwest out of Birmingham for around $230 roundtrip, and stay at Harvey's Resort & Casino for around $125/person.
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I've already been to New Orleans on a bachelor party this year too. I'm not completely out on Vegas, but that's also where we all went on my bachelor party. He didn't seem to be too keen on going back.
We went to Biloxi for Thrilla's bachelor party. I don't think that will be on the list of potential destinations this go-round.
Not a single tit was fondled. I just won lots of money.
Trouble with this bachelor is that he's non-committal. We need to present him with options. Ogre priced Atlantic City and Nassau as well. Those came in on the high-end of what we want to do.
We considered cruises, as there are casinos on board, but the lack of, errr, entertainment will be sorely missed.
Tahoe would have cold weather that time of year...right?
Priorities: casinos, whores women, other options if you run out of money (golf, shows, etc.), decent weather for February timeframe. Damn, I just typed out reasons to go to Vegas.
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Priorities: casinos, whores women, other options if you run out of money (golf, shows, etc.), decent weather for February timeframe. Damn, I just typed out reasons to go to Vegas.
Yeah, the more I think about it, the better Vegas is looking. Plus, you will be into 2010, so your 'one-trip to Vegas per year' quota will be renewed by then.
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Say...what about Victoryland just outside scenic Shorter, Alabama off I-85? Just think of the money you'll save on airline tix, rooms etc. You can make the short drive back to the bright lights of Montgomery and check in at a Budgetel.
Gambling, greyhound racing...Montgomery. Holy crap, why didn't you guys come up with this sooner?
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Say...what about Victoryland just outside scenic Shorter, Alabama off I-85? Just think of the money you'll save on airline tix, rooms etc. You can make the short drive back to the bright lights of Montgomery and check in at a Budgetel.
Gambling, greyhound racing...Montgomery. Holy crap, why didn't you guys come up with this sooner?
Because of this guy:
(http://www.quincys777.com/images/winners/nelson.jpg)
Name, Location: Johnny N., Margaret, AL
Winnings: $275,838
Special Talents: Known to anally rape bachelors who come through to party for the night. Also enjoys long walks on the beach and a crisp chardonnay.
http://www.quincys777.com/winners/winners.htm (http://www.quincys777.com/winners/winners.htm)
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Because of this guy:
(http://www.quincys777.com/images/winners/nelson.jpg)
Name, Location: Johnny N., Margaret, AL
Winnings: $275,838
Special Talents: Known to anally rape bachelors who come through to party for the night. Also enjoys long walks on the beach and a crisp chardonnay.
http://www.quincys777.com/winners/winners.htm (http://www.quincys777.com/winners/winners.htm)
See, what did I tell ya'? Howard seems to do very well at teh Bingos when he uses his alias...Johnny N.
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Did they ever get the double P re-opened in Memphis? Best Flop I've ever seen, not far from Tunica, and there's also Beale St, several good golf courses, great BBQ, and if they're playing by then, the redbirds have a pretty nice stadium there.
Wasn't a bachelor party, but me and some friends met Sani there a few years ago and a good time was had by all. I take that back, the Weasel Chris turned off his cell phone going into the double P and forgot to turn it back on when we left. I don't think the wife's let him leave the house with his balls since.
Might also be when Sani hooked up with the Michelin girl, but maybe I'm confusing that with a different trip to Memphis. It's a fun town.
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Brad...Thrilla... Go to Nassau. It is cheap, it is fun, and there are casinos. I went there in March and had a blast. Won a little money too.
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I'd go with the Tunica/Memphis idea myself, but that's because I don't have any real money to spend.
You've got at least four (that I know of) casinos to choose from, and Memphis kicks ass if you know where to go.
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YOU ALL SUCK. I still have never been to Las Vegas.
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Say...what about Victoryland just outside scenic Shorter, Alabama off I-85? Just think of the money you'll save on airline tix, rooms etc. You can make the short drive back to the bright lights of Montgomery and check in at a Budgetel.
Gambling, greyhound racing...Montgomery. Holy crap, why didn't you guys come up with this sooner?
Damn you sure can party!
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Did they ever get the double P re-opened in Memphis? Best Flop I've ever seen, not far from Tunica, and there's also Beale St, several good golf courses, great BBQ, and if they're playing by then, the redbirds have a pretty nice stadium there.
Wasn't a bachelor party, but me and some friends met Sani there a few years ago and a good time was had by all. I take that back, the Weasel Chris turned off his cell phone going into the double P and forgot to turn it back on when we left. I don't think the wife's let him leave the house with his balls since.
Might also be when Sani hooked up with the Michelin girl, but maybe I'm confusing that with a different trip to Memphis. It's a fun town.
Listen to this man. PP is not open yet to my knowledge. One of the saddest things I have ever seen on tv. Those poor working girls carrying their gogo boots out of the club the night it was shut down....but I digress.
Poor weasel. His wife already owned his ass before he went on the trip. They were going to close on a house the first of the next week and she was freaking out when the closing costs were more than originally quoted. I think when the weasel turned his phone on the following afternoon he had in the neighborhood of 30 messages. Pretty funny shit if it isn't you.
Ah. Miss Michelin. Good times!
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Listen to this man. PP is not open yet to my knowledge. One of the saddest things I have ever seen on tv. Those poor working girls carrying their gogo boots out of the club the night it was shut down....but I digress.
Poor weasel. His wife already owned his ass before he went on the trip. They were going to close on a house the first of the next week and she was freaking out when the closing costs were more than originally quoted. I think when the weasel turned his phone on the following afternoon he had in the neighborhood of 30 messages. Pretty funny shit if it isn't you.
Ah. Miss Michelin. Good times!
I had a wife like that. Key word, HAD. That kind of thing don't change. You think beer money is tight now.....
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It has been decided that we will go to New Orleans. Bars, boobs, and gambling all within walking distance is tough to beat.
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It has been decided that we will go to New Orleans. Bars, boobs, and gambling all within walking distance is tough to beat.
When will this occur? I'll be down there at the end of this month and would like to point and laugh.
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When will this occur? I'll be down there at the end of this month and would like to point and laugh.
Not until January or February. You're more than welcome to come down and point/laugh then though.
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Not until January or February. You're more than welcome to come down and point/laugh then though.
Bah...I can't plan that far in advance.
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Fun fact: I leave to go to Vegas Thursday morning.
"While you faggots" thread to follow.
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Did they ever get the double P re-opened in Memphis? Best Flop I've ever seen, not far from Tunica, and there's also Beale St, several good golf courses, great BBQ, and if they're playing by then, the redbirds have a pretty nice stadium there.
Wasn't a bachelor party, but me and some friends met Sani there a few years ago and a good time was had by all. I take that back, the Weasel Chris turned off his cell phone going into the double P and forgot to turn it back on when we left. I don't think the wife's let him leave the house with his balls since.
Might also be when Sani hooked up with the Michelin girl, but maybe I'm confusing that with a different trip to Memphis. It's a fun town.
Nope, the Purple Church is dead. They even auctioned off all the furniture, poles, wardrobes and other fixtures last year.
If you make it to Memphis and want to see boobs, The Pony is the best around now. There is a beautiful chick there name Auburn who is an actual Auburn fan. I think she even has an AU tattoo. The Pony isn't near as good as PP was, but still better than most strip clubs outside of Vegas.
If you're wanting to stay away from Vegas (which is crazy), I'd suggest South Beach. I'm pretty sure there are casinos down there and the women are stunning. Go to Tootsies. They don't have any rules there and I mean no rules. For the right price, you can do whatever you want. It's awesome. I went for a bachelor party earlier this year and had a blast. Great golf, great food, great scenery.
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If you're wanting to stay away from Vegas (which is crazy), I'd suggest South Beach. I'm pretty sure there are casinos down there and the women are stunning. Go to Tootsies. They don't have any rules there and I mean no rules. For the right price, you can do whatever you want. It's awesome. I went for a bachelor party earlier this year and had a blast. Great golf, great food, great scenery.
Ah another hog fan on the board. Welcome. There are a couple Indian casinos in S. Florida, with slot machines, poker, and they just added Blackjack. No table games. They also have slots and poker at the Racetracks in Broward Co. There are several nice strip joints where you can find just about whatever you're looking for. If not, you can always swing by the "massage parlors" to finish the evening.
I'm on Hollywood Beach, the next time you make it to S. Florida let me know, we'll get together for a beer and talk some hogs.
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Ah another hog fan on the board. Welcome. There are a couple Indian casinos in S. Florida, with slot machines, poker, and they just added Blackjack. No table games. They also have slots and poker at the Racetracks in Broward Co. There are several nice strip joints where you can find just about whatever you're looking for. If not, you can always swing by the "massage parlors" to finish the evening.
I'm on Hollywood Beach, the next time you make it to S. Florida let me know, we'll get together for a beer and talk some hogs.
Ahh...didn't realize it was that type of casino. We were only down there for 2 days and had other stuff planned other than gambling. Plus I had been in Vegas a few weeks earlier so I got my drunken gambling on then.
That was my first trip to South Florida but definitely won't be my last. Next time I'm heading down there I'll certainly let you know...always good to meet Hog fans around the country!
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Next time I'm heading down there I'll certainly let you know...always good to meet Hog fans around the country!
Get him to take you to the Bass Pro shop while there. You'll see shit you have never seen before.
Park at Hard Rock.
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Get him to take you to the Bass Pro shop while there. You'll see shit you have never seen before.
Park at Hard Rock.
They've added a new parking deck at Seminole Hard Rock. There's enough parking now even if Def Leppard is playing.