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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on July 29, 2009, 05:15:32 PM
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It's been too long since we've heard this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyzyr-i1NPU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyzyr-i1NPU)
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Longest stretch of video from CBS not interupted by a commercial break right there.
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Chills...goosebumps...heart fluttering...feet tapping...
I need football NOW! NOW!!!!!!
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Longest stretch of video from CBS not interupted by a commercial break right there.
Man that's the truth.
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Chills...goosebumps...heart fluttering...feet tapping...
I need football NOW! NOW!!!!!!
Then let's all line up and kick BHM in the nuts!! FOOTBALL!
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Then let's all line up and kick BHM in the nuts!! FOOTBALL!
You couldn't handle them. They'd both kick you right in your ass.
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You couldn't handle them. They'd both kick you right in your ass.
Hard for them to do when they haven't quite descended yet...
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Hard for them to do when they haven't quite descended yet...
:popcorn:
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I believe you're referring to a completely different ass kicking that my balls would give you. Take your pick however, you're not able to handle either.
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I believe you're referring to a completely different ass kicking that my balls would give you. Take your pick however, you're not able to handle either.
It's really hard to handle something when I could make a complete fist around your dick and still not be sure I had a grip.
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It's really hard to handle something when I could make a complete fist around your dick and still not be sure I had a grip.
You have a lot of penis jokes, you must be disappointed a lot. It stands to reason though that it's more than likely you instead of all your small dicked partners. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe the hole they're trying to fill may be a little bigger than normal?
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You have a lot of penis jokes, you must be disappointed a lot. It stands to reason though that it's more than likely you instead of all your small dicked partners. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe the hole they're trying to fill may be a little bigger than normal?
Who says I have tiny dick partners? The only tiny dicks I am aware of are yours (a given) and Harvey's (by his own admission) - but at least Harv makes up for it with his other mad skillz, or so Taylor says.
You are just a sad, pathetic little man who tries to hang with the big dogs, but in reality, can't even hang at all. Keep trying tho -maybe one day you will come up with something original.
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Who says I have tiny dick partners? The only tiny dicks I am aware of are yours (a given) and Harvey's (by his own admission) - but at least Harv makes up for it with his other mad skillz, or so Taylor says.
You are just a sad, pathetic little man who tries to hang with the big dogs, but in reality, can't even hang at all. Keep trying tho -maybe one day you will come up with something original.
Hey, don't bring me and my average to just above average sized love muscle into your little cat fight.
(I read Penthouse Forums one time so I know what "Average" is)
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Who says I have tiny dick partners? The only tiny dicks I am aware of are yours (a given) and Harvey's (by his own admission) - but at least Harv makes up for it with his other mad skillz, or so Taylor says.
You are just a sad, pathetic little man who tries to hang with the big dogs, but in reality, can't even hang at all. Keep trying tho -maybe one day you will come up with something original.
It may very well be frustrating for you but it's just plain awkward for me when I hear an echo when I hum.
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It may very well be frustrating for you but it's just plain awkward for me when I hear an echo when I hum.
Just because she has to masturbate with a watermelon to get off doesn't mean you have anything to be ashamed of, son.
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**yawn**
Good grief, that response is as old as Bahr Bryant is dead. You have GOT to get more original if you expect me to continue this "little" attempt at alleviating the off season boredom. The guys around here expect higher caliber snark than that...
Try again, skippy.
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**yawn**
Good grief, that response is as old as Bahr Bryant is dead. You have GOT to get more original if you expect me to continue this "little" attempt at alleviating the off season boredom. The guys around here expect higher caliber snark than that...
Try again, skippy.
I don't have any stock "big vagina" jokes. If they're as old as Bear Bryant perhaps it's because you were popular in the 50's, 60's and 70's.
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Hey Billy, the other day I was going down on my girlfriend and I says, "Geez you got a big pussy. Geez you got a big pussy". She says, "How come you said it twice?"
I said, "I didn't".
Predator...my all time favorite movie.
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I don't have any stock "big vagina" jokes. If they're as old as Bear Bryant perhaps it's because you were popular in the 50's, 60's and 70's.
I am 39. Born in 1970. So unless I am the reincarnation of your momma, I wasn't seeing too much action in those decades...
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Hey Billy, the other day I was going down on my girlfriend and I says, "Geez you got a big pussy. Geez you got a big pussy". She says, "How come you said it twice?"
I said, "I didn't".
Predator...my all time favorite movie.
So, I go up to my girlfriend and say, "I'd like a little pussy."
She says, "Me, too. Mine's as big as a house."
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So, I go up to my girlfriend and say, "I'd like a little pussy."
She says, "Me, too. Mine's as big as a house."
He's dug in there like an Alabama tic.
Hey man, you're bleedin'
I ain't got time to bleed.
You got time to duck?
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So, I go up to my girlfriend and say, "I'd like a little pussy."
She says, "Me, too. Mine's as big as a house."
Like throw'n a hotdog down a hallway
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He's dug in there like an Alabama tic.
Hey man, you're bleedin'
I ain't got time to bleed.
You got time to duck?
You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
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You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
There's something out there, Major.....and it ain't no man.
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I am 39. Born in 1970. So unless I am the reincarnation of your momma, I wasn't seeing too much action in those decades...
You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma". I'm embarrassed for you. Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.
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You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma". I'm embarrassed for you. Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.
Ha....I'm starting to warm up to this guy.
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You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma". I'm embarrassed for you. Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.
Just trying to get down to your level.
And don't let wes fool you. He secretly loves me too. You and he have a lot in common.
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Just trying to get down to your level.
And don't let wes fool you. He secretly loves me too. You and he have a lot in common.
Don't. Guys don't want a woman to try and be on our level, likewise we make fun of guys that are on a woman's level. When you walk into the locker room and start scratching at your jock it just makes things weird for the rest of us. Then I'm the bad guy because I have to talk about your big vagina to break the tension.
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Don't. Guys don't want a woman to try and be on our level, likewise we make fun of guys that are on a woman's level. When you walk into the locker room and start scratching at your jock it just makes things weird for the rest of us. Then I'm the bad guy because I have to talk about your big vagina to break the tension.
Yep, you and wes have more in common than he would care to admit. Poor guy (him, not you)
Besides, I have to be here. My presence cancels out Taylor.
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Why someone has not taken this opportunity to break off some sexist James Bond I have no idea?