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Title: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: The Prowler on July 13, 2009, 06:32:08 PM: Redshirt Freshman, Dax Dellenbach, the third string long snapper and the only one that was on scholarship, has left the team and returned home to West Palm Beach, FL.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: AWK on July 13, 2009, 06:35:31 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on July 13, 2009, 06:32:08 PM
Redshirt Freshman, Dax Dellenbach, the third string long snapper and the only one that was on scholarship, has left the team and returned home to West Palm Beach, FL.
Oh...my...fucking...God... :suicide:
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Birmingham on July 13, 2009, 06:36:30 PM: AWK, best smiley ever.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 13, 2009, 06:36:46 PM: There goes that Damn Chizik, running off Tubs recruits :rofl:
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: The Prowler on July 13, 2009, 06:43:12 PM: Quote from: AWK on July 13, 2009, 06:35:31 PM
Oh...my...fucking...God... :suicide:
Did I have you worried? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 13, 2009, 11:20:41 PM: Nothing to worry about...Chiz is just freeing up a scholarship for Marcus Lattimore.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Jumbo on July 14, 2009, 01:46:26 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 13, 2009, 11:20:41 PM
Nothing to worry about...Chiz is just freeing up a scholarship for Marcus Lattimore.
That had to be a tough decision for coach Chiz!
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Godfather on July 14, 2009, 10:05:14 AM: Has Birdman seen this news yet? He will be devistated!
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 14, 2009, 10:21:26 AM: Quote from: Godfather on July 14, 2009, 10:05:14 AM
Has Birdman seen this news yet? He will be devistated!
This probably started him on a three day binge.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Jumbo on July 14, 2009, 01:53:28 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 14, 2009, 10:21:26 AM
This probably started him on a three day binge.
I heard he wrecked his moped!
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: wesfau2 on July 14, 2009, 09:51:44 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 14, 2009, 10:21:26 AM
This probably started him on a three day binge.

He must have gotten the news early. On Monday he was hitting the whiskey like they might quit making it.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Saniflush on July 15, 2009, 07:19:52 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on July 14, 2009, 09:51:44 PM
He must have gotten the news early. On Monday he was hitting the whiskey like they might quit making it.

He just knows that hitting the whiskey increases the chances of seeing and announcing dirty whores.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 18, 2009, 04:40:30 PM: I just get back from a 7 day beach drunk...to this????

Dax Deplenbacher has quit the team? Who the hell is going to fill in at 3rd team long snapper? Fuck you Chizik. Just fuck you.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 18, 2009, 04:50:01 PM: This season is lost before it even began. Micheal Jackson is dead, we're experiencing spring weather in the middle of the summer, and now 3rd string long snappers are quitting the team. It's the apocalypse. Dark days are upon us, my friends. I am going to the kitchen to stick my head in the oven. It's an electric oven, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Avenge me.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Jumbo on July 18, 2009, 09:17:15 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 18, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
I just get back from a 7 day beach drunk...to this????

Dax Deplenbacher has quit the team? Who the hell is going to fill in at 3rd team long snapper? Fuck you Chizik. Just fuck you.
worst coaching hire in the history of college football.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: boartitz on July 19, 2009, 12:24:34 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on July 18, 2009, 09:17:15 PM
worst coaching hire in the history of college football.
But he has good assistants
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Jumbo on July 19, 2009, 12:55:41 AM: Quote from: boartitz on July 19, 2009, 12:24:34 AM
But he has good assistants
Thats not going to help us, we need a winner, not a loser coach.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: CCTAU on July 20, 2009, 02:49:17 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on July 13, 2009, 06:32:08 PM
Redshirt Freshman, Dax Dellenbach, the third string long snapper and the only one that was on scholarship, has left the team and returned home to West Palm Beach, FL.

As a rule, should you ever leave West Palm Beach?
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Godfather on July 20, 2009, 03:14:16 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on July 20, 2009, 02:49:17 PM
As a rule, should you ever leave West Palm Beach?
I try not too.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: wesfau2 on July 20, 2009, 03:33:13 PM: Quote from: Godfather on July 20, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
I try not too.

Vic and Angelo's and Rachel's are two fine reasons to never leave.
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: AWK on July 20, 2009, 03:55:57 PM: Quote from: Godfather on July 20, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
I try not too.
Engrish
Title: Re: Bigtime Auburn player has left the team.....
Post by: Godfather on July 21, 2009, 09:30:04 AM: Quote from: AWK on July 20, 2009, 03:55:57 PM
Engrish
Fuck youu ...go studyy!!