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Title: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 10, 2009, 11:32:24 AM
Composed during vacation... from experience...

Oh, BC Powder, how I adore thee...
The morning after, you restore me.
The bright blue box that sings my song
I know relief will not take long.

In vino veritas, some say.
At least until the light of day.
Then the chicks come home to roost.
And in my head, all hell is loosed.

Just like a meth head needs his fix,
I pray your powder does the trick.
Open paper, pour in mouth.
Rinse you down, send you south.

Your bitterness is punishment
For all the wine I now lament.
Did I need "just one more" glass?
Knowing it would kick my ass?

But BC Powder, you are kind.
So your bad taste I do not mind.
Your bite is only rough at first.
I guarantee my head hurts worse.

Once the asprin and caffeine
Arrive upon the car wreck scene.
They go to work without delay
And give me strength to face my day.

I hold my head and move with care.
Never again, this time, I swear!
But you know my vow is hollow.
And you'll stay around for me to swallow.

And I'll be grateful, yes indeed.
To have you in my time of need.
In your shiny, beautiful box of blue.
Oh BC Powder, how I love you...

http://www.thepushybroad.com/2009/07/ode-to-bc-powder.html (http://www.thepushybroad.com/2009/07/ode-to-bc-powder.html)
Title: Re: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 10, 2009, 11:51:26 AM
I could be talked into staying around too you know............
Title: Re: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 10, 2009, 11:57:58 AM
You know, I am impressed.  It took 11 minutes longer than I guessed for one of you pervs to post a comment about the one potential double entendre in my epic poem...

Y'all are slipping...
Title: Re: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: Ogre on July 11, 2009, 09:39:51 AM
Composed during vacation... from experience...


And you'll stay around for me to swallow.

And I'll be grateful, yes indeed.

http://www.thepushybroad.com/2009/07/ode-to-bc-powder.html (http://www.thepushybroad.com/2009/07/ode-to-bc-powder.html)

Not as grateful as I will be, my dear. 

Title: Re: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 11, 2009, 12:00:19 PM
FINE...  everyone's a critic...

Composed during vacation... from experience...

Oh, BC Powder, how I adore thee...
The morning after, you restore me.
The bright blue box that sings my song
I know relief will not take long.

In vino veritas, some say.
At least until the light of day.
Then the chicks come home to roost.
And in my head, all hell is loosed.

Just like a meth head needs his fix,
I pray your powder does the trick.
Open paper, pour in mouth.
Rinse you down, send you south.

Your bitterness is punishment
For all the wine I now lament.
Did I need "just one more" glass?
Knowing it would kick my ass?

But BC Powder, you are kind.
So your bad taste I do not mind.
Your bite is only rough at first.
I guarantee my head hurts worse.

Once the asprin and caffeine
Arrive upon the car wreck scene.
They go to work without delay
And give me strength to face my day.

I hold my head and move with care.
Never again, this time, I swear!
But you know my vow is null and void.
When there's good wine to be enjoyed.

And I'll be grateful, yes indeed.
To have you in my time of need.
In your shiny, beautiful box of blue.
Oh BC Powder, how I love you...

http://www.thepushybroad.com/2009/07/ode-to-bc-powder.html (http://www.thepushybroad.com/2009/07/ode-to-bc-powder.html)
Title: Re: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: Jumbo on July 11, 2009, 12:13:57 PM
Not as grateful as I will be, my dear. 


Mr Lover, Lova!
Title: Re: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 12, 2009, 08:11:51 AM
FINE...  everyone's a critic...


I like the first one better...
Title: Re: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: wesfau2 on July 12, 2009, 11:44:14 AM
Mr Lover, Lova!

Mr. Boombastic. 
Title: Re: Ode to a BC Powder
Post by: boartitz on July 12, 2009, 10:21:56 PM
BC and Alka-Seltzer are two of my favorite drugs nowadays.