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Title: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 09, 2009, 09:19:55 AM
I'll be heading to scenic 30A outside Destin on Saturday for a week of sun and drinkage.   :fu:

I'll bring you guys an airbrushed TigersX t-shirt from Alvin's Island.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wesfau2 on July 09, 2009, 10:46:39 AM
Holla atcha boy.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 11:56:52 AM
Those airbrushed tshirts cost more than you think. Never go astray from the airbrush guys designs, one guy tried to charge my girlfriend $100 for an "custom" airbrush shirt of a girl wearing a rebel flag bikini.*

*Disclaimer: girlfriend isn't a dirty redneck bammer, she just wanted to get the shirt for the alpha psi rodeo.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 09, 2009, 01:01:44 PM
Holla atcha boy.

I'll holla' from Ms. Lucille's while I sip Seattle Roast and partake of a tasty bagel.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 01:24:34 PM
I'll holla' from Ms. Lucille's while I sip Seattle Roast and partake of a tasty bagel.

That sounds like the absolute gayest thing you could be doing at the beach.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Saniflush on July 09, 2009, 01:26:09 PM
That sounds like the absolute gayest thing you could be doing at the beach.

Nah, give him some credit.


















He's done a lot of things more ghey than that.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 09, 2009, 01:58:06 PM
That sounds like the absolute gayest thing you could be doing at the beach.

There are MUCH gayer things I could do.....but Taylor is studying for the Bar. 
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Jumbo on July 09, 2009, 02:00:55 PM
I'll holla' from Ms. Lucille's while I sip Seattle Roast and partake of a tasty bagel.
Is there a heaven for a gangsta'?
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 03:40:25 PM
There are MUCH gayer things I could do.....but Taylor is studying for the Bar. 

I dunno, in a thread titled  "While U Homos are...,"and you're bragging about eating a bagel and drinking coffee then I can't think of anything really more gay. Anything short of at the beach eating pussy and drinking beer is a little feminine if you ask me. I think that actually having gay sex with Taylor might be a little less gay than the whole bagel/fancy coffee incident. I'm not saying that eating a bagel and drinking coffee is a homo activity, but boasting about it on a majority male forum seems a little queer. Rant concluded.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Thrilla on July 09, 2009, 03:42:32 PM
I dunno, in a thread titled  "While U Homos are...,"and you're bragging about eating a bagel and drinking coffee then I can't think of anything really more gay. Anything short of at the beach eating pussy and drinking beer is a little feminine if you ask me. I think that actually having gay sex with Taylor might be a little less gay than the whole bagel/fancy coffee incident. I'm not saying that eating a bagel and drinking coffee is a homo activity, but boasting about it on a majority male forum seems a little queer. Rant concluded.

Why do you hate breakfast?
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 03:47:59 PM
Why do you hate breakfast?

Apparently you didn't read the part about the rant not being about the breakfast. The point is that why would you brag about eating a bagel and drinking a coffee at the beach? I can eat a bagel and drink some coffee at home and its just as good. There are way better activities you can do at the beach, such as drinking a case of beer whilst getting roasted in the sun all day.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Thrilla on July 09, 2009, 04:00:17 PM
Apparently you didn't read the part about the rant not being about the breakfast. The point is that why would you brag about eating a bagel and drinking a coffee at the beach? I can eat a bagel and drink some coffee at home and its just as good. There are way better activities you can do at the beach, such as drinking a case of beer whilst getting roasted in the sun all day.

You obviously have never been to Ms. Lucille's.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 09, 2009, 04:07:48 PM
You obviously have never been to Ms. Lucille's.

He's so unfashionably late to the party.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: AWK on July 09, 2009, 06:04:47 PM
I dunno, in a thread titled  "While U Homos are...,"and you're bragging about eating a bagel and drinking coffee then I can't think of anything really more gay. Anything short of at the beach eating pussy and drinking beer is a little feminine if you ask me. I think that actually having gay sex with Taylor might be a little less gay than the whole bagel/fancy coffee incident. I'm not saying that eating a bagel and drinking coffee is a homo activity, but boasting about it on a majority male forum seems a little queer. Rant concluded.
They don't accept me like you do Jeff.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 09:15:18 PM
They don't accept me like you do Jeff.


Word. You seen AWKs new kids show on cartoon network?
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: AWK on July 09, 2009, 11:22:38 PM


Word. You seen AWKs new kids show on cartoon network?
haha, It has been brought to my attention.  I bet it fucking rocks.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 09, 2009, 11:24:02 PM
I'm feelin' some Harbor Docks action coming on.  One day is definitely Seagrove Market for Shrimp Po' Boys and Iiiiiiice cold Landshark.  Pompano Joe's is a must and without a doubt...Bluepoint for 420's and dirty whores.

Sux it bitches.  I gots one more day of work and I'm headed south for a week.  
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Saniflush on July 10, 2009, 07:35:26 AM
I'm feelin' some Harbor Docks action coming on.  One day is definitely Seagrove Market for Shrimp Po' Boys and Iiiiiiice cold Landshark.  Pompano Joe's is a must and without a doubt...Bluepoint for 420's and dirty whores.

Sux it bitches.  I gots one more day of work and I'm headed south for a week.  

Mmmmmmm. 420's and dirty whores.  My version of reese's cups. 

"Hey you got your dirty whore in my 420. Well I have my 420 in your dirty whore"
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: chinook on July 10, 2009, 11:30:57 AM
I'm feelin' some Harbor Cocks action coming on.  One day is definitely Seagrove Market for Choir Boys.  Pompano Joe's is a must and without a doubt...Bluepoint for zima's and twinks.

Sux it bitches.  I gots one more day of work and I'm south shafting for a week. 

have fun.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 10, 2009, 11:38:36 AM
have fun.

Bitch...I don't do Choir boys...anymore....that much.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wesfau2 on July 10, 2009, 01:25:38 PM
 Pompano Joe's is a must and without a doubt...

Dude...really?

You're better than that, Spanish.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 10, 2009, 03:04:57 PM
Dude...really?

You're better than that, Spanish.

The food isn't the tits but the view is.   

I'm still waiting on that sorry Bluepoint food.  The shrimp po'boy last year was like buttah'
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 10, 2009, 11:46:48 PM
Just got finished with my 2nd Knob Creek and Coke.  Been packing and gettin' shit ready.  I'm bout' to load my ass up and head to the beach for an entire week. I'll post just enough to fuck with your heads and make you wish like hell you were in my size 11 1/2 Under Armour Cross Trainers. 

Did I mention that I hate Wes?
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Jumbo on July 11, 2009, 12:12:31 AM
Just got finished with my 2nd Knob Creek and Coke.  Been packing and gettin' shit ready.  I'm bout' to load my ass up and head to the beach for an entire week. I'll post just enough to fuck with your heads and make you wish like hell you were in my size 11 1/2 Under Armour Cross Trainers. 

Did I mention that I hate Wes?
Steve try a Knob Creek with 2 ice cubes, it will change your life!
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: jesus on July 11, 2009, 09:32:24 AM

Nah, give him some credit.


















He's done a lot of things more ghey than that.



Like going to Purple Haze and, after finding out what all it included, paid for a lawtiger special?  :stach
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wesfau2 on July 11, 2009, 10:14:25 AM

Like going to Purple Haze and, after finding out what all it included, paid for a lawtiger special?  :stach

I'm not sure, but I think I've been insulted.

Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: jesus on July 11, 2009, 10:35:26 AM

I'm not sure, but I think I've been insulted.



Sorry.  I meant no insult.  If cups are not required around here, I'll be more than happy to make an adjustment.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wesfau2 on July 11, 2009, 11:57:08 AM

Sorry.  I meant no insult.  If cups are not required around here, I'll be more than happy to make an adjustment.

No worries and no cup required.

Now if you could just help me hit a damned curveball we'd be all good.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: jesus on July 11, 2009, 06:14:13 PM

No worries and no cup required.

Now if you could just help me hit a damned curveball we'd be all good.



Can't help with the curveball except to say, "Watch the ball all the way to the bat." 



I need to thank you for steering me to Dewey's.  I took my Dad to Destin for some fishing on Father's Day and we gave it a try.  Out-fucking-standing.  Best fried grouper I've ever had.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: DnATL on July 11, 2009, 06:56:29 PM
I need to thank you for steering me to Dewey's.  I took my Dad to Destin for some fishing on Father's Day and we gave it a try.  Out-fucking-standing.  Best fried grouper I've ever had.
Tried the new "harborside" location when I got in town a couple days ago - pretty fancy compared to the original "dockside" (actual plates?!?), but still good
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: wesfau2 on July 12, 2009, 11:45:52 AM





I need to thank you for steering me to Dewey's.  I took my Dad to Destin for some fishing on Father's Day and we gave it a try.  Out-fucking-standing.  Best fried grouper I've ever had.

Glad you liked it.  One of the better fish houses in town.  The new location is a bit pricier, though.
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 19, 2009, 09:46:07 PM
Follow up.  Back from a week of "Rest and relaxation."  Props as always to Wes for the Bluepoint dirty ho ogle and draft beer session.  Went with the Harp draught this time.  Smooooth.  Red Bar turned out to be the bomb again this trip.  The band was kickin' and the food was awesome as always.  As an added bonus, while my brother in law and I waited for drinks at the bar, the hostess "Squeezed" by us by putting her hands around my waste and rubbing her huge teetays all over my back.  

It moved

Speaking of my bro-in-law...he hooked up with his brother and they left out of Sandestin on his brother's boat for a day of fishing (I couldn't go...family obligations..or something).  While heading out, they spotted a jet ski overturned and when they got there, found a man, his wife and 8 year old daughter in the water and unable to get it upright.  He said they had literally been out there a couple of hours with no one seeing them and the woman and little girl all but in shock.  The woman couldn't swim.  None of them were coherent and the only way they could find out where to take them was by the number on the back of the life jackets from the rental place.  

My BIL said when he jumped in the water, he flipped it right over and that they had apparently just freaked out and frozen up.  By the way, this is the same BIL who did the F-18 flyover at the last Iron Bowl in AU.  (Just thought I'd throw that out there to make sure you all fully comprehend how connected I am...bitches)

Anywho, the week was ausome, I drank way too much and Wes lives in para-frickin'-dise. I'm ready to go back.

Is MJ still dead?
Title: Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
Post by: Godfather on July 20, 2009, 10:17:24 AM
Now if you could just help me hit a damned curveball we'd be all good.

Up your butt Joe boo