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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Ogre on June 25, 2009, 05:51:36 PM
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Michael Jackson has passed away.
Michael Jackson Dies
Posted Jun 25th 2009 5:20PM by TMZ Staff
We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.
Jackson had 13 number one hits during his solo career.
Story developing...
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Michael Jackson has passed away.
Well...that was the third death...if you can trust "TMZ" as a source:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/ (http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/)
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=5977.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=5977.0)
What the hell am I doing keeping up with fucking celebrity news anyway?
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Good point. It's being reported on CNN and other websites that he was rushed to the hospital, but no word on his condition. TMZ is the only one reporting that he's dead. We'll all know in a matter of hours.
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Good point. It's being reported on CNN and other websites that he was rushed to the hospital, but no word on his condition. TMZ is the only one reporting that he's dead. We'll all know in a matter of hours.
TMZ is out on the Prowler limb.
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TMZ is out on the Prowler limb.
They did report that Tupac is alive.
But I believe that.
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They did report that Tupac is alive.
But I believe that.
Tupac is alive. He's got a robot body.
Mike, though? Seems like he's dead. Like dead, man. Not Paul is dead dead, but like Elvis dead. No, that's not right. Elvis lives on that island with Bear Bryant and John Kennedy. They play golf every day. Mikey's dead like Hitler dead. Oh, wait. Hitler? Anybody really see the body? I think that old fuck lives in my neighborhood. Michael's dead like Strom Thurmond dead. Wait. Is he dead? He died like 50 years ago, right?
Maybe there's something to all those damn Gadsden rumors after all.... nah.
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Tupac is alive. He's got a robot body.
Mike, though? Seems like he's dead. Like dead, man. Not Paul is dead dead, but like Elvis dead. No, that's not right. Elvis lives on that island with Bear Bryant and John Kennedy. They play golf every day. Mikey's dead like Hitler dead. Oh, wait. Hitler? Anybody really see the body? I think that old fuck lives in my neighborhood. Michael's dead like Strom Thurmond dead. Wait. Is he dead? He died like 50 years ago, right?
Maybe there's something to all those damn Gadsden rumors after all.... nah.
Fox News reports...
Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon all died today. They say they come in threes. On the same day?
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Good point. It's being reported on CNN and other websites that he was rushed to the hospital, but no word on his condition. TMZ is the only one reporting that he's dead. We'll all know in a matter of hours.
He's molesting angels now.
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He's molesting angels now.
BAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA....
Best line of the century.
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That's ignorant.
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That's ignorant.
You're right. Child molesters probably don't go where angels are.
He's molesting imps now.
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You're right. Child molesters probably don't go where angels are.
He's molesting imps now.
That's just ignorant. You're all ignorant.
(http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/848/848950/south-park-20080131034948483.jpg)
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That's ignorant.
Major league Southpark spek.
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You're right. Child molesters probably don't go where angels are.
He's molesting imps now.
Someone doesn't watch the boob tube.
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He's molesting angels now.
Only the cherubim
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Mike had nothing left to do, except Beat It.
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Epitaph:
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnight Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
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Fox News reports...
Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon all died today. They say they come in threes. On the same day?
McMahon died Monday night. But still.
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Preliminary autopsy reports are in. He did not die of a heart attack as originally thought. He actually died of food poisioning.
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He choked on a 12 year old weiner.
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I heard in honor of him, all little boys will have their pants lowered to half mast today.
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Michael was misunderstood.
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Michael was misunderstood.
He believed that the children were our future!
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He believed that the children were our future!
Also believed they were sexually attractive...NOW!
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Also believed they were sexually attractive...NOW!
He was a smooth criminal.
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They're going to cremate him, which means he'll melt given all the plastic surgery he's had. All this melted plastic will be donated to Lego and used to make those blocks. This will give children across America a chance to play with him for a change.
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McDonalds is commemorating Michael Jackson's death by introducing the "McThriller" burger. It is going to consist of 50 year old meat shoved into 12 year old buns.
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Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson had a hot date?
A: There was a big wheel parked outside his house.
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Breaking news! It is being reported that Casper the Friendly Ghost was allegedly molested late yesterday evening.
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Breaking news! It is being reported that Casper the Friendly Ghost was allegedly molested late yesterday evening.
Dude, Casper is like..what...53?
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong didn't fuck a kid.
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Whats the difference between pimples and Michael Jackson?
Pimples don't come on a boys face until he's 14.
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Whats the difference between pimples and Michael Jackson?
Pimples don't come on a boys face until he's 14.
outstanding!
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar?
Nothing, they both come on little crackers.
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Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boys?
Because there were 20 of them.