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Title: When was the first time you....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on June 16, 2009, 05:03:26 PM
OK i'm bored so I thought I would start a when was the first time you ever did this thread.

1.  Felt a girl's boobs
2.  Felt your first pus
3.  Got your first blow job
4.  Finally got laid

My answers:

1.  6th grade dance in the band room at a school dance
2.  same dance, same band room, same chick
3.  Senior year after a football game in my car on the golf course
4.  My senior trip in PC on the first night there
Title: Re: When was the first time you....
Post by: wesfau2 on June 16, 2009, 05:17:51 PM
1.  Couple hours old.  I remember them being huge.  I was very hungry.

2.  About half an hour prior to #1.

3.   Summer camp '87.  Ah, Timmy.  Where are you these days?  Do you miss Monster Rain?

4.  Does the couch in my grandmother's living room count?  If so, I was about 6.  If not, then I'm still waiting.
Title: Re: When was the first time you....
Post by: AUChizad on June 16, 2009, 11:57:29 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 16, 2009, 05:17:51 PM
1.  Couple hours old.  I remember them being huge.  I was very hungry.

2.  About half an hour prior to #1.
Freud would have something to say about this...
Title: Re: When was the first time you....
Post by: Saniflush on June 17, 2009, 06:50:18 AM
Quote from: AUChizad on June 16, 2009, 11:57:29 PM
Freud would have something to say about this...

Yeah he would say he is the only honest one.
Title: Re: When was the first time you....
Post by: Godfather on June 17, 2009, 10:25:36 AM
They feel like a bag of sand
Title: Re: When was the first time you....
Post by: Saniflush on June 17, 2009, 10:39:07 AM
Quote from: Godfather on June 17, 2009, 10:25:36 AM
They feel like a bag of sand

I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?
Title: Re: When was the first time you....
Post by: Godfather on June 17, 2009, 10:46:06 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on June 17, 2009, 10:39:07 AM
I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?
Siempre que limpiar mi habitación, no puedo encontrar nada. ¿Adónde vas con tanta prisa? Para un partido de fútbol.
Title: Re: When was the first time you....
Post by: Thrilla on June 18, 2009, 07:19:12 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 16, 2009, 05:17:51 PM

3.   Summer camp '87.  Ah, Timmy.  Where are you these days?  Do you miss Monster Rain?


Very strange way to come out of the closet, but if it floats your boat, it's cool with me.
Title: Re: When was the first time you....
Post by: wesfau2 on June 19, 2009, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: Thrilla on June 18, 2009, 07:19:12 PM
Very strange way to come out of the closet, but if it floats your boat, it's cool with me.

I didn't expect too many folks to get the Jim Norton reference.