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Title: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Greaseyweasel on June 14, 2009, 11:37:56 PM
I understand that my postings on here have caused several of you to take the wrong opinion of me and my love of Auburn.
You know who you are and you are invited to french kiss my Auburn asshole. you are NOT looking out for the greater good of Auburn and are doing more faster to destroy the program than the bammer nation ever has been able to in their fondest gay fetish Auburn busting fantasies.
There is no need for me to waste my time on you. You are dancing and chanting as the shitheads drag the program down.
When chizik and company manages to work the magic of their destruction on the program and drags it to sub Vanderbilt in the rankings and the respect you have no one but your own complacent asses to blame.
I was told to join this forum due to the fact that it was a place where the truth could be told well thanks to the cock smokers that don't give a fuck about reality or have the backbone to actually take a stand and keep it (yeah I'm talking about you prowler) or the ability to not get caught up in the backing of a coach the way the Germans got fucked by backing Hitler despite the truth glaring at them (JR4FuckingAUupThePoopchute).
So it is not in my best interest or the better interest of Auburn university its graduates and fans to associate with anyone like you.
To the rest of you who have chosen to sit back and shut up Well silence indicates agreement with those who have placed their personal reputations and own goals over and above those of Auburn University.
So fuck it I'm out of here.
But when the Kentuckians and the Vanderbiltians and the Mississippi State fans join with the big boys in laughing at us because of this fucked up hire and we enter back into a dark ages of dungeon dwelling, hang your heads and remember how you fucked Auburn by sitting down and doing the lazy assed corporate yes man thing.
You helped to fuck us.

War Eagle and go fuck yourselves.

Greasey Weasel
Class of 1980
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: RWS on June 14, 2009, 11:53:38 PM
I understand that my postings on here have caused several of you to take the wrong opinion of me and my love of Auburn.
You know who you are and you are invited to french kiss my Auburn asshole. you are NOT looking out for the greater good of Auburn and are doing more faster to destroy the program than the bammer nation ever has been able to in their fondest gay fetish Auburn busting fantasies.
There is no need for me to waste my time on you. You are dancing and chanting as the shitheads drag the program down.
When chizik and company manages to work the magic of their destruction on the program and drags it to sub Vanderbilt in the rankings and the respect you have no one but your own complacent asses to blame.
I was told to join this forum due to the fact that it was a place where the truth could be told well thanks to the cock smokers that don't give a fuck about reality or have the backbone to actually take a stand and keep it (yeah I'm talking about you prowler) or the ability to not get caught up in the backing of a coach the way the Germans got fucked by backing Hitler despite the truth glaring at them (JR4FuckingAUupThePoopchute).
So it is not in my best interest or the better interest of Auburn university its graduates and fans to associate with anyone like you.
To the rest of you who have chosen to sit back and shut up Well silence indicates agreement with those who have placed their personal reputations and own goals over and above those of Auburn University.
So fuck it I'm out of here.
But when the Kentuckians and the Vanderbiltians and the Mississippi State fans join with the big boys in laughing at us because of this fucked up hire and we enter back into a dark ages of dungeon dwelling, hang your heads and remember how you fucked Auburn by sitting down and doing the lazy assed corporate yes man thing.
You helped to fuck us.

War Eagle and go fuck yourselves.

Greasey Weasel
Class of 1980
I won't hold you against Kaos, but damn you could take a few notes from him on how to express your displeasure.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 15, 2009, 12:01:03 AM
It is okay to be skeptical, but you don't have to be a raging one trick pony dickhead either.  Your schtick was getting so fucking old. 

My guess is you are starting to worry that your doomsday scenario might not come to pass, and so you are headed out the door before you have to eat your own words...

Good.  Not a moment too soon. 
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Hogwally on June 15, 2009, 12:36:48 AM
     Good Riddance.  You remind me of all the assholes who thought is was a good idea to fly banners over the stadium and take out newspaper adds asking for Nutt to be fired at Arkansas.  What you don't seem to get through your obviously malformed melon, is that if the guy can't coach, he'll be fired quick enough.  Meanwhile, you look like a total asshole hoping and cheering for your team to lose.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 15, 2009, 01:14:32 AM
Peace out.   :clap:
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Saniflush on June 15, 2009, 07:24:26 AM
When chizik and company manages to work the magic of their destruction on the program and drags it to sub Vanderbilt in the rankings

Wasn't this Tuberville's doing last year?
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 15, 2009, 07:29:48 AM
Wow.  What an unfortunate development.  Yawn.


.......something tells me he'll be back though. 
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: boartitz on June 15, 2009, 08:06:00 AM
If he fucks queers what does that make him? NTTAWWT
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Saniflush on June 15, 2009, 08:43:34 AM
If he fucks queers what does that make him? NTTAWWT

I guess it makes him a queer fucker. NTTIAWWT.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 15, 2009, 09:57:46 AM
Greasey..here's the problem you never seemed to grasp.  You have 515 posts.  513 of those simply say, 'Fuck that fucking fuckhead Chizik."  After the first 300 in a row, what exactly did you expect people to say?
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 15, 2009, 10:40:07 AM
Dude has said this before.

Gone? You think he is gone??? That's the whole point. He's never gone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw&feature=PlayList&p=72CB413EEDC07991&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw&feature=PlayList&p=72CB413EEDC07991&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=11)
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: wesfau2 on June 15, 2009, 11:31:28 AM
I wish I could muster enough giveadamn about this to go hunt up the picture of Curly Bill and dazzle you all with my internetting skillz and wit.

Instead, I don't give that much of a shit so:

<visualize Curly Bill's face and hear him saying, "Well....bye".>
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on June 15, 2009, 01:03:22 PM
your absence will be superbly enjoyed
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 15, 2009, 01:36:52 PM
I wish I could muster enough giveadamn about this to go hunt up the picture of Curly Bill and dazzle you all with my internetting skillz and wit.

Instead, I don't give that much of a shit so:

<visualize Curly Bill's face and hear him saying, "Well....bye".>

I'm here to help...
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 15, 2009, 05:52:43 PM
Quote
Vanderbiltians
I thought it "Vanderbiltites".

Either way, see ya.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: boartitz on June 16, 2009, 07:22:43 AM
I thought it "Vanderbiltites".

Either way, see ya.
Commode Doors
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: The Prowler on September 29, 2009, 08:22:35 PM
I understand that my postings on here have caused several of you to take the wrong opinion of me and my love of Auburn. You know who you are and you are invited to french kiss my Auburn asshole. you are NOT looking out for the greater good of Auburn and are doing more faster to destroy the program than the bammer nation ever has been able to in their fondest gay fetish Auburn busting fantasies.
There is no need for me to waste my time on you. You are dancing and chanting as the shitheads drag the program down. When chizik and company manages to work the magic of their destruction on the program and drags it to sub Vanderbilt in the rankings and the respect you have no one but your own complacent asses to blame. I was told to join this forum due to the fact that it was a place where the truth could be told well thanks to the cock smokers that don't give a fuck about reality or have the backbone to actually take a stand and keep it (yeah I'm talking about you prowler) or the ability to not get caught up in the backing of a coach the way the Germans got fucked by backing Hitler despite the truth glaring at them (JR4FuckingAUupThePoopchute). So it is not in my best interest or the better interest of Auburn university its graduates and fans to associate with anyone like you. To the rest of you who have chosen to sit back and shut up Well silence indicates agreement with those who have placed their personal reputations and own goals over and above those of Auburn University. So fuck it I'm out of here. But when the Kentuckians and the Vanderbiltians and the Mississippi State fans join with the big boys in laughing at us because of this fucked up hire and we enter back into a dark ages of dungeon dwelling, hang your heads and remember how you fucked Auburn by sitting down and doing the lazy assed corporate yes man thing. You helped to fuck us. War Eagle and go fuck yourselves.
"Blah, blah, Vanderbilt is better than Auburn with Coach Chizik as the HC, MSU fans will laugh at Auburn and Coach Chizik, blah, blah, words, something about not having a backbone and liking to smoke the pole, blah, blah" Greasey bammer, Walker Elementary, Class of 1980.

Would Vanderbilt have been able to beat UWV?  How did they do against Mississippi State?  Also, are the MSU fans laughing at us now?  Another thing, I really don't give a fuck about reality when it comes to a message board, you should've heeded you own advice and grown a fuckin' backbone and maybe a set of balls to go with it.  Oh wait, why am I even replying to you.....you ain't even here?


Oh yeah, now I remember, BUH-BYE. :haha:
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Buddy Tebow on September 29, 2009, 09:46:02 PM
Well...Bye (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBfYQOSSPqc#)
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Argo on September 29, 2009, 09:53:38 PM
Last Supper/Dip my balls in it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9xmvhQl2-Q&feature=related#)

I'm not sure why, but this suddenly seems relevant. 
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Ogre on September 29, 2009, 09:58:10 PM
I miss The State.  Great show.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: The Prowler on September 29, 2009, 10:00:48 PM
I miss The State.  Great show.
You ain't kiddin'.  I'm squeezin' your head  :clap:
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AUChizad on September 29, 2009, 10:44:55 PM
Last Supper/Dip my balls in it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9xmvhQl2-Q&feature=related#)

I'm not sure why, but this suddenly seems relevant. 
I believe you're thinking of this:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/375192/doug-and-dad.jhtml#id=1609666 (http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/375192/doug-and-dad.jhtml#id=1609666)
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Jumbo on September 30, 2009, 03:00:26 AM
I dont think we'll make it out of October undefeated, I think 2-2 but I hope for 3 wins and 1 loss. Greasy will bring his drunk ass on here and proclaim that he was right about Chizik, well I say Fuck Off.
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 12:14:50 PM
Would Vanderbilt have been able to beat UWV?  How did they do against Mississippi State?  Also, are the MSU fans laughing at us now?  Another thing, I really don't give a phuk about reality when it comes to a message board, you should've heeded you own advice and grown a phukin' backbone and maybe a set of balls to go with it.  Oh wait, why am I even replying to you.....you ain't even here?


Oh yeah, now I remember, BUH-BYE. :haha:

^^^  Sad.  Very sad.  ^^^
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 12:40:34 PM
^^^  Sad.  Very sad.  ^^^
Sad when you and your buddy are completely wrong about something, then you some how try to spin it that everyone ELSE is sad, dumb, doesn't know what they're talking about, etc.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: chinook on September 30, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
seriously,  do we really need to rehash this bullshit again?

if so, i'm for it.   not much happening at work today.  need something to read.
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 01:26:54 PM
Sad when you and your buddy are completely wrong about something, then you some how try to spin it that everyone ELSE is sad, dumb, doesn't know what they're talking about, etc.

What's sad, Chizad, is that Prowler would dig this up (after four games) and argue against a guy who hasn't posted here since July. 

What does that prove?  Does it make him (or you) more of a man? 

Posting that is just sad.  It demeans him. 

For the record?  I'm not completely wrong about any damn thing.  Please go back and look to see how many wins I said we'd have this year.  I said it in April or so. (Hint? The number was 8.  Looks like I'm going to hit it pretty close.) 
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 03:31:48 PM
What's sad, Chizad, is that Prowler would dig this up (after four games) and argue against a guy who hasn't posted here since July. 

What does that prove?  Does it make him (or you) more of a man? 

Posting that is just sad.  It demeans him. 

For the record?  I'm not completely wrong about any damn thing.  Please go back and look to see how many wins I said we'd have this year.  I said it in April or so. (Hint? The number was 8.  Looks like I'm going to hit it pretty close.) 

"It demeans him"?  Are you fucking serious??  YOU saying it demeans him. 

Surely you must have forgotten to place one of the following when you said that:

 :rimshot: -or- :sarcasm:
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: chinook on September 30, 2009, 03:40:32 PM
technically...greasy posted last week.   also, he stated early in the month he'll post only on wednesday during the season. 
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2009, 03:43:23 PM
Today is Wednesday.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 03:44:51 PM
Today is Wednesday.

Still early.... I guess.
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 04:00:59 PM
technically...greasy posted last week.   also, he stated early in the month he'll post only on wednesday during the season. 

Ah.  Was not aware.  Thought he'd vanished a while back. 

Still? Kinda sad and lame to drag up something from when the fuck ever to "prove" what a man you are. 

Not that we all haven't been sad from time to time. 
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 04:06:45 PM
"It demeans him"?  Are you phuking serious??  YOU saying it demeans him. 

Surely you must have forgotten to place one of the following when you said that:

 :rimshot: -or- :sarcasm:

I'm just going to start numbering them, okay?  The patented Chopperisms.  From here on out, I'll just post the number(s) as a reply so you can see which of them appy. We can save a lot of time, mmmk?

1. "This coming from you?"  (That's the post where the concept of irony completely escapes you). 

2. "I expected/anticipated this response" a.k.a "Predictable" (The post where you don't have any reply, so you pretend you do by misdirection.  You didn't learn it from Malzahn, though, because the only thing predictbable, is your use of this reply. Also ironic.).

3. "I've talked to/played golf with/bought beers for most of the members on this board and everybody agrees with me. (I won't get into the particulars here because there's really no need).

4.  "Gotcha" (But you never do).

I'll add to the list later.  Right now it bores me. 

1.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 04:10:20 PM
I'm just going to start numbering them, okay?  The patented Chopperisms.  From here on out, I'll just post the number(s) as a reply so you can see which of them appy. We can save a lot of time, mmmk?

1. "This coming from you?"  (That's the post where the concept of irony completely escapes you). 

2. "I expected/anticipated this response" a.k.a "Predictable" (The post where you don't have any reply, so you pretend you do by misdirection.  You didn't learn it from Malzahn, though, because the only thing predictbable, is your use of this reply. Also ironic.).

3. "I've talked to/played golf with/bought beers for most of the members on this board and everybody agrees with me. (I won't get into the particulars here because there's really no need).

4.  "Gotcha" (But you never do).

I'll add to the list later.  Right now it bores me. 

1.
You already started with 1 don't you mean 5?
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 04:12:35 PM
I'm just going to start numbering them, okay?  The patented Chopperisms.  From here on out, I'll just post the number(s) as a reply so you can see which of them appy. We can save a lot of time, mmmk?

1. "This coming from you?"  (That's the post where the concept of irony completely escapes you). 

2. "I expected/anticipated this response" a.k.a "Predictable" (The post where you don't have any reply, so you pretend you do by misdirection.  You didn't learn it from Malzahn, though, because the only thing predictbable, is your use of this reply. Also ironic.).

3. "I've talked to/played golf with/bought beers for most of the members on this board and everybody agrees with me. (I won't get into the particulars here because there's really no need).

4.  "Gotcha" (But you never do).

I'll add to the list later.  Right now it bores me. 

1.


OHHH SWEET!  I want to play...

Here's one for you:

1. It's not about you Chopper!  I'll just start posting that number/ statement on all the places and times you include, referenced something I've said somewhere else to take me out of context, mention or bring me up when I haven't been around.

It's the only # I need.  Your other shit numbers in the 1000's and frankly, fuck bored, we don't have time for that shit.  
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 04:42:14 PM

OHHH SWEET!  I want to play...

Here's one for you:

1. It's not about you Chopper!  I'll just start posting that number/ statement on all the places and times you include, referenced something I've said somewhere else to take me out of context, mention or bring me up when I haven't been around.

It's the only # I need.  Your other poop numbers in the 1000's and frankly, phuk bored, we don't have time for that poop.  

3.
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 30, 2009, 04:45:55 PM
3.

Here's # 7:

"HAHAHAHAHA"


That's me laughing AT YOU now.

Learn that one.  You'll get to use it a lot.   :thumbsup: 

Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 04:49:31 PM
3.
Friends - The women's 7 erogenous zones by Monica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZmnqY5iJUg#)
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Greaseyweasel on September 30, 2009, 06:36:40 PM
Well it is Wednesday and unlike certain posters on here I have things to do that are a bit more important than digging up post that have been history since the first part of the summer. But hey if thats the one you want to use to prove your "internet worthierness" (a word I just made up) over me well hell its obvious you need something in your life and since sex or work seem to not be in the cards for you then go ahead dig up some more bones Indiana Prowler.
We are 4 and 0 right now. Whoopee. Let me once again for those of you with short attention spans reitterate that I love Auburn. I do not like to see Auburn fail at anything. I have a very cushy life and I owe every single bit of it to Auburn.  I do not owe gene chizik a fucking thing.
We have had 4 ballgames. At least 2 probably 3 of the times superior talent has pulled our "coaching staffs" collective asses from out of the fire. Superior coaches win close games, superior players win blowouts. It is an old axiom of football and it is as accurate when our Granddads played as it is now when our kids are playing.
We have been behind in four games so far this season. Ball State I'll admit was a fluke but in 2 maybe 3 of the "contest" we were out coached until our superior talent came riding to the rescue. I don't understand the WVU line of coaching ("Let's run up the score and then give'm the ball back till they shove it down our throats and out our asses." )
But division II season is now over. Now we play football against teams that are legitimate. So am I wrong? So far...no. I'm just not as right as I thought I should be.
I never have and never will root against Auburn so the 4-0 is nice. But I'm not the least bit excited about it since I know chizik and the clown car club are not through with us yet.
4 wins over weak opposition does not a season make.
And as a footnote I'm a 3rd generation lifer with the 4th heading down in a couple of years so when it comes to Auburn I'm in for the long haul I can wait that bastard out.
 
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
At least 2 probably 3 of the times superior talent has pulled our "coaching staffs" collective asses from out of the fire. Superior coaches win close games, superior players win blowouts. It is an old axiom of football and it is as accurate when our Granddads played as it is now when our kids are playing.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: The Prowler on September 30, 2009, 07:18:30 PM
(1) But hey if thats the one you want to use to prove your "internet worthierness" (a word I just made up) over me well hell its obvious you need something in your life and since sex or work seem to not be in the cards for you then go ahead dig up some more bones Indiana Prowler.

(2) I'm just not as right as I thought I should be.

(3) I know chizik and the clown car club are not through with us yet.
(1) I couldn't care less about being "internet worthy", it's just not important to me...at all.  I also have Plenty of things going on in my life, plenty of sex and thankfully plenty of work (military work is booming right now).

(2) So, "you" thought that "you" should be right....LMAO.  I'll make sure to get that message to Coach Luper, that an "Auburn fan" isn't happy, because he thought the team should fall on their faces as they ran outta the tunnel.

(3) I hope not.  I hope they aren't through with what they're implementing right now and that's "Work, Hard Work".  "Plan the work and work the plan".  DWWD "Do What We Do", We = Auburn Men.

BTW, I'd realized that I had skipped over your incoherent babble, so, I brought this topic back up just to say bye.  Aighty then.....Buh Bye.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 07:29:47 PM
rant...
...sucks
...chizik
...sucks
(http://www.yourtango.com/files/debbie%20downer%202.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2009, 08:45:41 PM
Preciate the avatar update GF!! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: The Prowler on September 30, 2009, 09:34:44 PM
Preciate the avatar update GF!! :thumbsup:
I know why your name is Harvey Birdman....
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: boartitz on September 30, 2009, 10:06:29 PM
Day of the Subgenius (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj127gtcqdk#)
Title: Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Argo on September 30, 2009, 10:13:01 PM
Today is Wednesday.

What about Bob? ("He's never gone!") (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw#)
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 30, 2009, 11:40:47 PM
Hey, lookit me!  I have an irrational fear of squirrels, which is weird since I am one myself!

What the hell happened to the IGNORE button???
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: chinook on October 01, 2009, 12:18:12 AM
What about Bob? ("He's never gone!") (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw#)

hmmm...a tad late.  "short bus member"...so fitting.  don't forget to wave to your mommy. 
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Jumbo on October 01, 2009, 06:12:41 AM
Preciate the avatar update GF!! :thumbsup:
He loved me like that once.
Title: Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
Post by: Godfather on October 01, 2009, 10:42:13 AM
He loved me like that once.
All you gotta do is ask, and his I just pull of teh webs, yours is da custom beeyotch.