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Title: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on June 04, 2009, 05:53:10 PM
As I sit here and drink my MGD 64 I am also vacuuming the hardwood floors throughout the entire house.  I bought a Roomba about a year ago, and with 4 pets roaming the house, it has to be the best investment I have made in a while.  I just turn the little fucker on and it vacuums every corner of the main living areas of my house.  Sure does come in handy when I want to play golf and can tell my wife that the house is being cleaned while I'm on the course.

Definate 5* purchase if you are interested.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Ogre on June 04, 2009, 06:08:38 PM
As I sit here and drink my MGD 64 I am also vacuuming the hardwood floors throughout the entire house.  I bought a Roomba about a year ago, and with 4 pets roaming the house, it has to be the best investment I have made in a while.  I just turn the little fucker on and it vacuums every corner of the main living areas of my house.  Sure does come in handy when I want to play golf and can tell my wife that the house is being cleaned while I'm on the course.

Definate 5* purchase if you are interested.

Hate to disagree with you here, but our Roomba blows monkey nuts.  We got it as a Christmas gift a couple of years ago.  It worked okay for the first week or so, and after that, it would stop after about 2 minutes and say "Please remove and clean Roomba's brushes!" 

I'd remove and clean Roomba's brushes.  Set it back down, and let it go.  Not 30 seconds later...

"Please remove and clean Roomba's brushes!"

I'd do it again.  Set it back down, and 30 seconds later...

"Please remove and clean Roomba's brushes!"

I JUST REMOVED AND CLEANED YOUR FUCKING BRUSHES!  WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 

It's been collecting dust in a closet ever since.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on June 04, 2009, 06:13:47 PM
I had a problem with my first one losing suction (after about 8 months) and took it back to Bed Bath and Beyond and they gave me a new one.  I told them that I had lost the receipt and they still gave me a new one.  I suggest you go this route, because you may have a defective robot.

You may want to try this route.

Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 04, 2009, 06:16:25 PM
I can think of one gadget I can't live without, but I doubt it would interest y'all except in its application...

As for other gadgets?  Maybe the thingy that lets me play my iPod through the car audio system.  Other than that, um, well... let me get back to you...
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Hogwally on June 04, 2009, 06:23:21 PM
I had a problem with my first one losing suction (after about 8 months) and took it back to Bed Bath and Beyond and they gave me a new one.  I told them that I had lost the receipt and they still gave me a new one.  I suggest you go this route, because you may have a defective robot.

You may want to try this route.



     Just remember, people who say there are no such thing as killer robots may be robots themselves.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on June 04, 2009, 06:29:38 PM
I can think of one gadget I can't live without, but I doubt it would interest y'all except in its application...



Yet another gadget that makes it easier to play golf.  Nothing like something that will take care of business while I'm on the course.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Greaseyweasel on June 04, 2009, 07:03:26 PM
Hmmmm TIVO or hi speed internet?
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on June 04, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
Hmmmm TIVO or hi speed internet?

I do have to give props to the guy that invented TIVO.  Not sure how we lived without it
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Jumbo on June 05, 2009, 12:35:44 AM
Ps3/Blu-Ray Player, the picture and sound quality is amazing. Dvr, I cant live without.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2009, 06:40:37 AM
The Stroker 2000 Anal Penetrator with humming action and...wait, what?
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 05, 2009, 09:11:41 AM
Ps3/Blu-Ray Player, the picture and sound quality is amazing. Dvr, I cant live without.

Agreed. 

PS3: well worth the purchase.
DVR/TIVO:  I don't know how I ever watched TV w/out it!
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Ogre on June 05, 2009, 09:41:30 AM
The best gadget I own is my iPhone, hands down.  I don't know how I lived without it. 
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 05, 2009, 09:50:08 AM
My Blackberry Storm is pretty kick ass.  It's not the iPhone, but apps are coming out almost daily now and I haven't found anything yet I'd prefer to do by phone that I can't do with it.  Fax, games, document editing, GPS functional apps... Browser is good, and there's a new one coming out soon that will finally allow flash video... 

The clicking keyboard is ten times better than the iPhone's touch keyboard from what I've played with...   Also if the battery has an issue (which I haven't had an issue yet), I can freaking get one...haha...
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: lifesapplepie on June 05, 2009, 10:17:01 AM
Hate to disagree with you here, but our Roomba blows monkey nuts.  We got it as a Christmas gift a couple of years ago.  It worked okay for the first week or so, and after that, it would stop after about 2 minutes and say "Please remove and clean Roomba's brushes!" 

I'd remove and clean Roomba's brushes.  Set it back down, and let it go.  Not 30 seconds later...

"Please remove and clean Roomba's brushes!"

I'd do it again.  Set it back down, and 30 seconds later...

"Please remove and clean Roomba's brushes!"

I JUST REMOVED AND CLEANED YOUR FUCKING BRUSHES!  WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 

It's been collecting dust in a closet ever since.

Sounds to me you had a dirty fucking house!!!
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2009, 10:44:14 AM
If he'd quit shaving his pubic hair all over the house they wouldn't have that problem.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 05, 2009, 10:46:03 AM
If he'd quit shaving his pubic hair all over the house they wouldn't have that problem.

Sounds like someone has window watching.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 05, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
If he'd quit shaving his pubic hair all over the house they wouldn't have that problem.

Sure he wasn't just keeping up the  :bowl: cut?
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Godfather on June 05, 2009, 11:25:24 AM
The best gadget I own is my iPhone, hands down.  I don't know how I lived without it. 
seconded and my Apple TV
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: JR4AU on June 05, 2009, 11:35:38 AM
Well, not sure it's a "gadget", but my current vehicle has a center console deep enough to hide my beer in if I get stopped by the cops. 
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: The Prowler on June 05, 2009, 11:43:40 AM
I would say TIVO.  I purchased one of the first ones back in 2000-2001.  Sadly though, I've been without for about 3 years now...that's the only downside, now I've gotta watch commercials.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 05, 2009, 11:44:05 AM
Well, not sure it's a "gadget", but my current vehicle has a center console deep enough to hide my beer in if I get stopped by the cops. 

Nice!
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2009, 12:32:12 PM
I test drove a Merky D a while back (Still driving my ragged out 01' Expedition though) It had an area of the console that was a cooler.  I almost bought it just for that.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2009, 01:59:52 PM
Blue Ray-HD Porn is AMAZING :vn:
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 05, 2009, 02:02:53 PM
Ok, so I also have to jump on the DVR bandwagon.  Being able to tape the few prime time shows Carl and I watch so we can enjoy them once the munchkins are bathed and in bed is incredible.  Being able to rewind a fabulous play or a controversial call during live TV is also the bomb.  That little box has completely revolutionized how we watch TV.

Two thumbs up...
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Godfather on June 05, 2009, 02:19:41 PM
Ok, so I also have to jump on the DVR bandwagon.  Being able to tape the few prime time shows Carl and I watch so we can enjoy them once the munchkins are bathed and in bed is incredible.  Being able to rewind a fabulous play or a controversial call during live TV is also the bomb.  That little box has completely revolutionized how we watch TV.

Two thumbs up...
You forgot slow-mowing the money shots!
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Godfather on June 05, 2009, 02:20:22 PM
Blue Ray-HD Porn is AMAZING :vn:
I disagree some of those girls look better fuzzy.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2009, 02:23:34 PM
I disagree some of those girls look better fuzzy.

ahhh 70's porn, they were all very fuzzy then.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: JR4AU on June 05, 2009, 02:26:36 PM
ahhh 70's porn, they were all very fuzzy then.

Do they still make pussies with hair?
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2009, 02:41:44 PM
Do they still make pussies with hair?

Harry Pussy and the Sorcerer's Fetish
Who's Afraid Of Vagina Wool?
Dirty and Harry
hairy fucker and the bedroom of secrets


Some of the titles suggest they do. (real porn titles)
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Kaos on June 06, 2009, 01:02:09 AM
A rabbit.  It's purple. 
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 06, 2009, 01:08:20 AM
Okay, I change my vote.

The honey and I used two gadgets tonight - a corkscrew and one of the items I have already mentioned that was not a DVR.  One of those two gadgets broke at an inopportune moment, so my new favorite gadget is a corkscrew.  At the very least I am still very very drunk, so the other thing is not so important.

Very.

Did I mention how very drunk I am - the word "very" comes immediately to mind... like VERY...

Very very.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Ranger12 on June 06, 2009, 01:21:25 AM
Another vote for the PS3 and the DVR. Blu-Ray with a media center and can play games rocks. Being able to watch a hour long show in about 40 minutes or a 30 minute show in about 20 is pretty dang cool also. DVR has made such an impact on TV viewing, companies now have to do more product placement in the TV shows because their commercials are not being seen as much anymore.

Jenny, would you happen to be drunk?
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 06, 2009, 01:22:36 AM
Jenny, would you happen to be drunk?
What was yopur VERY first clue???
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Jumbo on June 06, 2009, 07:16:15 AM
Okay, I change my vote.

The honey and I used two gadgets tonight - a corkscrew and one of the items I have already mentioned that was not a DVR.  One of those two gadgets broke at an inopportune moment, so my new favorite gadget is a corkscrew.  At the very least I am still very very drunk, so the other thing is not so important.

Very.

Did I mention how very drunk I am - the word "very" comes immediately to mind... like VERY...

Very very.
The more you drink the better I look!
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: boartitz on June 06, 2009, 07:56:46 AM
A real labor saving device.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 06, 2009, 09:37:59 PM
The more you drink the better I look!
Sorry. If I were that drunk I'd be dead.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Jumbo on June 08, 2009, 04:52:59 AM
Sorry. If I were that drunk I'd be dead.
Necrophilia doesn't really work for me but thanks for the ego boost.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Saniflush on June 08, 2009, 07:11:46 AM
I don't really use it that much since I am not in sales any longer but GPS mapping would by far be my vote.  How cool is it that I can type in a address in my phone and it gives me turn by turn directions tot he doorstep!
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: wesfau2 on June 08, 2009, 10:30:50 AM
I don't really use it that much since I am not in sales any longer but GPS mapping would by far be my vote.  How cool is it that I can type in a address in my phone and it gives me turn by turn directions tot he doorstep!

Yeah, if you knew how to use it.  Cough**Terrace**cough.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Saniflush on June 08, 2009, 10:33:05 AM
Yeah, if you knew how to use it.  Cough**Terrace**cough.

I had had the additional problem of Whitney, Jimmy, and Glenda all giving directions as well.  Christ on a cracker I needed a drink after that ride.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: wesfau2 on June 08, 2009, 10:34:18 AM
I had had the additional problem of Whitney, Jimmy, and Glenda all giving directions as well.  Christ on a cracker I needed a drink after that ride.

My sympathies.  Luckily you were able to get that drink.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Saniflush on June 08, 2009, 10:37:08 AM
My sympathies.  Luckily you were able to get that drink.

Multiples even.  Decent place but I have had better for the price.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 08, 2009, 10:50:14 AM
Used one in Atlanta last week.  If you miss your turn, which happened several times, it immediately says, "Recalculating".  After about 3 missed turns and me cussing the stupid lady, she comes back with, "Listen, you stupid fuck..I'm doing the best I can.  I'm retaining water and the kids are all over me and here your dumbass is trying to navigate through 5:00 traffic in Atlanta."

I turned it off.

Oh by the way, on the way in on 85, I see this sign for "Georgia House of Beverages" in Fairburn, Exit 61.  I was curious.  I got off, turned right and went one mile.  Turned into the parking lot and was face to face with 12,000 square feet of liquid refreshment.  A bright light shone down and angels sang.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 08, 2009, 02:10:40 PM
Necrophilia doesn't really work for me but thanks for the ego boost.
You are welcome - any time!!   Would this little smilie take away the sting?   :poke:
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Jumbo on June 09, 2009, 04:27:42 AM
You are welcome - any time!!   Would this little smilie take away the sting?   :poke:
I had to cry on my big pilllow :blink:
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Saniflush on June 09, 2009, 07:24:43 AM
I had to cry on my big pilllow :blink:

Well I'm not surprised with a melon as big as sputnik.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Godfather on June 09, 2009, 12:16:14 PM
Well I'm not surprised with a melon as big as sputnik.
Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. ...HEAD...MOVE!
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Saniflush on June 09, 2009, 12:54:51 PM
Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. ...HEAD...MOVE!

We've got a piper down.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Godfather on June 09, 2009, 01:37:51 PM
Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Saniflush on June 09, 2009, 01:41:19 PM
Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.


The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Godfather on June 09, 2009, 01:49:55 PM

The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Why do you hate the Colonel Sani?
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Saniflush on June 09, 2009, 01:57:15 PM
Why do you hate the Colonel Sani?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!
Title: Re: What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased
Post by: Godfather on June 09, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
This:
(http://www.bigsextoystore.com/uploads/dj0261_01_1l.jpg)

Signed,

Jumbo