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Title: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on December 29, 2007, 07:37:55 PM
I'm doing Karaoke toninght from 11pm- 4:30am at the Upper Deck on Valley Avenue in Homewood. Stop by and have a beer, and sing a song!
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 29, 2007, 09:21:59 PM
I'm doing Karaoke toninght from 11pm- 4:30am at the Upper Deck on Valley Avenue in Homewood. Stop by and have a beer, and sing a song!

I used to run karoake at an "all-nighter" place in the Gump for a while.  I feel your pain....   How many times do you have to hear "PIcture" by Kid Rock & Sherryl Crow, before you want to bitch slap someone.

...and no...  "Summer Nights" from Grease will get a hoe slapped past 2 a.m.  :vn:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on December 29, 2007, 09:48:37 PM
I used to run karoake at an "all-nighter" place in the Gump for a while.  I feel your pain....   How many times do you have to hear "PIcture" by Kid Rock & Sherryl Crow, before you want to bitch slap someone.

...and no...  "Summer Nights" from Grease will get a hoe slapped past 2 a.m.  :vn:
I know what you mean about getting tired of people singing the same songs! Tyrone by Erica Badu, Stummin my pain by the Fugees, anything by Alecia Keys. Anybody out and about in the ham tonight?
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on March 07, 2008, 01:27:23 AM
I'm doing Karaoke Saturday night from 11pm- 4:30am at the Upper Deck on Valley Avenue in Homewood. Stop by and buy me a beer :bounce:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Saniflush on March 07, 2008, 07:35:57 AM
I'm doing Karaoke Saturday night from 11pm- 4:30am at the Upper Deck on Valley Avenue in Homewood. Stop by and buy me a beer :bounce:


The Upper deck......I fondly recall it being a stripper target rich environment.
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Ogre on March 07, 2008, 07:37:22 AM
It's where all the Sammy's strippers go after they close at 2:00.  Or so I've been told...
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AWK on March 07, 2008, 12:27:45 PM
Sounds like a cool place to me, lets go.
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 07, 2008, 01:22:14 PM
Sounds like a cool place to me, lets go.

What nights do you run the karaoke Jumbo????
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on March 07, 2008, 11:52:45 PM
The Upper deck......I fondly recall it being a stripper target rich environment.
Around 2 a.m. at least 5 dancers from Sammy's come in Tuesday-Saturday!  :wave:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on March 07, 2008, 11:57:29 PM
What nights do you run the karaoke Jumbo????
I just fill in 3 to 4 times a month, sometimes with a weeks notice, sometimes an hours notice. I'm having a great time making a little extra cash.
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 08, 2008, 09:58:29 PM
Been there...people would joke on ya from time to time for doing karaoke, but it was an extra 150 bucks cash AND a free tab every time I did it.  It was at a place that was target rich too...  it was NOT a bad gig at all.

Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on March 08, 2008, 10:55:53 PM
Been there...people would joke on ya from time to time for doing karaoke, but it was an extra 150 bucks cash AND a free tab every time I did it.  It was at a place that was target rich too...  it was NOT a bad gig at all.


It's so funny the place is such a dive with duck tape holding the carpet down and bars of soap in the bathrooms. But the sound system and karaoke song list kick ass. I wish a free bar tab was a part of the deal for me :wave: but 1.50 beers sure do the trick :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 08, 2008, 11:08:58 PM
It's so funny the place is such a dive with duck tape holding the carpet down and bars of soap in the bathrooms. But the sound system and karaoke song list kick ass. I wish a free bar tab was a part of the deal for me :wave: but 1.50 beers sure do the trick :thumbsup:

That'll work.  Dives can sometimes be the best places man. Honesty, I used to sing live all over Georgia, and sometimes the "dives" were the places that loved you best!
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on March 08, 2008, 11:18:15 PM
That'll work.  Dives can sometimes be the best places man. Honesty, I used to sing live all over Georgia, and sometimes the "dives" were the places that loved you best!
They love to see a 300lb Bald guy rap!
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 08, 2008, 11:24:51 PM
They love to see a 300lb Bald guy rap!

Whatever the chicks dig...  :vn:

Hook them with "Don't Take the Girl"....then give them "Like A Virgin"...because you're crazy like that...  A drink or 3....and it's my place or her place...

haha... just sayin... :silence:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 09, 2008, 12:16:50 AM
Before any of you go singing John Denver songs, be sure to scan the audience first. Dem Thai's packa da pistols.
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 09, 2008, 12:18:45 AM
Whatever the chicks dig...  :vn:

Hook them with "Don't Take the Girl"....then give them "Like A Virgin"...because you're crazy like that...  A drink or 3....and it's my place or her place...

haha... just sayin... :silence:

Holy fuck...If that worked...I bet it was some skank ass puss...

"don't take the girl"??? Are you fucking kidding me??? This isn't 1992...
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 09, 2008, 12:54:24 PM
Holy fuck...If that worked...I bet it was some skank ass puss...

"don't take the girl"??? Are you fucking kidding me??? This isn't 1992...

...like I said, it's what the ladies want, not some fellow "dude" wincing at the song choice....   Jumbo could tell you, sometimes it's not exactly what you sing, but how you sing it...  Blood Alchohol Content helps too, but trust me, singing the right song to the right lady can get you some choice pickings.  Seen it and done it too many times man... tooooooo many....  haha..

 :vn:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 09, 2008, 01:23:10 PM
 Jumbo could tell you, sometimes it's not exactly what you sing, but how you sing it... 

Oh my fucking god...I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...  :fag:

So when you pick these "chicks" up...who is actually the bitch when you get home????

Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on March 09, 2008, 03:17:22 PM
Oh my fucking god...I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...  :fag:

So when you pick these "chicks" up...who is actually the bitch when you get home????


The bitch is the person who is smallest :devil:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 09, 2008, 03:31:49 PM
The bitch is the person who is smallest :devil:

I knew your horny ass wasn't picky...I bet you like the "big boned" chicks huh???
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on March 10, 2008, 01:52:20 AM
I knew your horny ass wasn't picky...I bet you like the "big boned" chicks huh???
Breathing is my only criteria. :silence:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on April 06, 2008, 06:06:19 AM
Karaoke Update
Tanner(Chop) stopped by and had a few cold beers @ the deck when I was running karaoke Friday and drinking Saturday night! Tanner can fuckin sing no bullshit the ladies were going fucking nuts, the night ended with a police report but hey shit happens. Tanner got to witness a 300lb bald guy rapping about having long hair!  :clap:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 06, 2008, 11:40:03 AM
Karaoke Update
Tanner(Chop) stopped by and had a few cold beers @ the deck when I was running karaoke Friday and drinking Saturday night! Tanner can fuckin sing no bullshit the ladies were going fucking nuts, the night ended with a police report but hey shit happens. Tanner got to witness a 300lb bald guy rapping about having long hair!  :clap:

Hey, I only blow up and knife a dude when he...uhh...oh..  Nevermind....

Good time Jumbo!   :vn:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: The Prowler on April 08, 2008, 12:22:35 AM
Hey, I only blow up and knife a dude when he...uhh...oh..  Nevermind....

Good time Jumbo!   :vn:
Yeah I heard it kinda Escalated, I also heard about you Shankin' that guy.....you might wanna lay low for a while.
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on April 08, 2008, 02:24:25 AM
Yeah I heard it kinda Escalated, I also heard about you Shankin' that guy.....you might wanna lay low for a while.
The guy made a joke about Tim Mcgraw an Chop snapped!
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on August 16, 2008, 07:18:14 PM
I'm running Karaoke at the Upper Deck tonight from 11pm-2am lets rock out.
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 16, 2008, 07:28:57 PM
Crystal and I will be up there around 11.    :tits:
Title: Re: Karaoke in Birmingham!
Post by: Jumbo on August 17, 2008, 05:40:09 AM
Crystal and I will be up there around 11.    :tits:
I cant believe you showed your tits to the crowd, your a fucking animal. Taylor I'm glad you decided not to stop by!