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Title: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Ogre on May 19, 2009, 01:57:54 PM: It's Jumbo's birthday and he'll be out on the prowl.

Happy Birthday, you old sailor you.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 19, 2009, 01:58:47 PM: Happy Birthday jumbo. Are you finally legal now?
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Godfather on May 19, 2009, 02:02:06 PM: Quote from: Ogre on May 19, 2009, 01:57:54 PM
It's Jumbo's birthday and he'll be out on the prowl.

Happy Birthday, you old sailor you.
Happy Birthday Jumbo, oh and thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday yesterday...fuck faces!!
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Saniflush on May 19, 2009, 02:30:39 PM: Quote from: Godfather on May 19, 2009, 02:02:06 PM
Happy Birthday Jumbo, oh and thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday yesterday...fuck faces!!

Happy birthday Jumbo.

As for the other fucktard, I wished him happy birthday a couple of weeks ago and he doesn't know how to return phone calls.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Tarheel on May 19, 2009, 02:35:52 PM: Quote from: Godfather on May 19, 2009, 02:02:06 PM
Happy Birthday Jumbo, oh and thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday yesterday...fuck faces!!

Well, Happy Belated, BK! And Happy Birthday, Jumbo! I'll be sure to have a Bourbon or four in honor of both of you today.

:cheers:
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 19, 2009, 02:49:37 PM: Quote from: Tarheel on May 19, 2009, 02:35:52 PM

Well, Happy Belated, BK! And Happy Birthday, Jumbo! I'll be sure to have a Bourbon or four in honor of both of you today.

:cheers:

What he said.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Thrilla on May 19, 2009, 02:54:30 PM: Happy belated birthday, BK! I hope you were able to celebrate with your fellow genderqueers.

Happy birthday, Jumbo! May the road rise up to meet you, and may your fists glisten with vaseline.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: wesfau2 on May 19, 2009, 03:21:56 PM: Jesus, the metroman is touchy.

I'm putting this out there and will not participate in any further birthday threads:

Happy fucking birthday, ____________.

Refer back here on your special fucking day you sensitive pussies.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 19, 2009, 03:32:51 PM: Happy Birthday Jumbo
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 19, 2009, 03:34:13 PM: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER!!!!!!!!! :vn:
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Jumbo on May 19, 2009, 03:42:56 PM: I did go to the vet today!
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 19, 2009, 03:59:51 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on May 19, 2009, 03:42:56 PM
I did go to the vet today!

Poor dogs!
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: wesfau2 on May 19, 2009, 04:11:31 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on May 19, 2009, 03:42:56 PM
I did go to the vet today!

Is the vet making side money by offering up his patients in some weirdo canine bordello?
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 19, 2009, 04:43:18 PM: Happy birthday JB. I can't have a bourbon til' this weekend because my nutritionist said so.

But I will fist one of my dogs in your honor.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2009, 07:59:22 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 19, 2009, 04:43:18 PM
Happy birthday JB. I can't have a bourbon til' this weekend because my nutritionist said so.

Christ on a cracker, what the hell is this about? Grab your sack and man up.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Thrilla on May 20, 2009, 09:46:26 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on May 20, 2009, 07:59:22 AM
Christ on a cracker, what the hell is this about? Grab your sack and man up.

This is not the first time he's mentioned some fad diet related to drinking alcohol. I fear that we are slowly losing this man to sobriety. Somebody, step up and get this man a drink! :booz:
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2009, 09:49:28 AM: Quote from: Thrilla on May 20, 2009, 09:46:26 AM
This is not the first time he's mentioned some fad diet related to drinking alcohol. I fear that we are slowly losing this man to sobriety. Somebody, step up and get this man a drink! :booz:

Find him something with the Acai berries, pomegranate and rum.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 20, 2009, 09:51:42 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2009, 09:49:28 AM
Find him something with the Acai berries, pomegranate and rum.

This man knows.

This is my nutritionist

www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/miss_alabama_keisha_walding_1810960 (http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/miss_alabama_keisha_walding_1810960) - 34k
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2009, 10:06:33 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 20, 2009, 09:51:42 AM
This man knows.

This is my nutritionist

www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/miss_alabama_keisha_walding_1810960 (http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/miss_alabama_keisha_walding_1810960) - 34k

An eight ball and a bottle of bourbon is all you need.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Thrilla on May 20, 2009, 10:17:23 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 20, 2009, 09:51:42 AM
This man knows.

This is my nutritionist

www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/miss_alabama_keisha_walding_1810960 (http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/miss_alabama_keisha_walding_1810960) - 34k

She's got a purty mouth.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 20, 2009, 10:42:27 AM: Quote from: Thrilla on May 20, 2009, 10:17:23 AM
She's got a purty mouth.

You know, the funny thing is that this girl actually looks better not made up. She's one of the most naturally beautiful women you'd ever meet. She's gonna' make some purty babies one day.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Jumbo on May 20, 2009, 11:23:28 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 20, 2009, 10:42:27 AM
You know, the funny thing is that this girl actually looks better not made up. She's one of the most naturally beautiful women you'd ever meet. She's gonna' make some purty babies one day.
Never give up the bourbon! Rule with a lubed fist!
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: wesfau2 on May 20, 2009, 12:19:08 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 20, 2009, 09:51:42 AM
This man knows.

This is my nutritionist

www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/miss_alabama_keisha_walding_1810960 (http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/miss_alabama_keisha_walding_1810960) - 34k

I will humbly retract all my shit-talking if this is, indeed, your nutritionist. You need to be feeding her protein shakes, however.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 20, 2009, 01:02:11 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on May 20, 2009, 12:19:08 PM
I will humbly retract all my shit-talking if this is, indeed, your nutritionist. You need to be feeding her protein shakes, however.

It is indeed. I'm trying to schedule as many appointments as possible. I need nutrition advice. I'm lost in a culinary wilderness.
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: boartitz on May 20, 2009, 03:53:41 PM: Yeah, some of these aren't "dumb" at all, and I had forgotten how hilarious John Kruk was. I remember that he had surgery once to, well, remove one of his testicles after a cancer episode, and he showed up to subsequent spring training with a t-shirt that read, "I'm gonna take my ball and go home".
Title: Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
Post by: ssgaufan on May 20, 2009, 03:59:31 PM: Quote from: boartitz on May 20, 2009, 03:53:41 PM
Yeah, some of these aren't "dumb" at all, and I had forgotten how hilarious John Kruk was. I remember that he had surgery once to, well, remove one of his testicles after a cancer episode, and he showed up to subsequent spring training with a t-shirt that read, "I'm gonna take my ball and go home".

:stewie: