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Title: Bammer date night...
Post by: JR4AU on May 18, 2009, 03:48:29 PM
Friday evening in the trailer park...

Brandi Bammer walks in the trailer and finds Daddy bammer half hammered in his recliner with his greasy houndstooth ball cap on...

She asks Daddy Bammer "Kin I borry the truck tonight diddy?"

"Yep, but you knows whut you gots to do first!" 

"Awe, diddy, do I have to?"

"Yep!" (takes his cock out)

Brandi Bammer goes down on him...

"PFFFFFTTTTTTT! That tastes like shit diddy"

"Damn, that reminds me, your brother's already gots da truck"
Title: Re: Bammer date night...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2009, 04:22:44 PM
Friday evening in the trailer park...

Brandi Bammer walks in the trailer and finds Daddy bammer half hammered in his recliner with his greasy houndstooth ball cap on...

She asks Daddy Bammer "Kin I borry the truck tonight diddy?"

"Yep, but you knows whut you gots to do first!" 

"Awe, diddy, do I have to?"

"Yep!" (takes his cock out)

Brandi Bammer goes down on him...

"PFFFFFTTTTTTT! That tastes like shit diddy"

"Damn, that reminds me, your brother's already gots da truck"

I told a guy that joke and he mistakenly went home and told his wife.  He said the screen door saved him from being hit by the bottle she threw. 

This is absolutely one of the top 3 most tasteless jokes in the world.  I love it.
Title: Re: Bammer date night...
Post by: JR4AU on May 18, 2009, 04:37:08 PM
I told a guy that joke and he mistakenly went home and told his wife.  He said the screen door saved him from being hit by the bottle she threw. 

This is absolutely one of the top 3 most tasteless jokes in the world.  I love it.

It got me banned from al.com one time. 
Title: Re: Bammer date night...
Post by: Kwajmahall on May 19, 2009, 10:21:16 AM
It got me banned from al.com one time. 


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Bammer date night...
Post by: AUChizad on May 19, 2009, 03:50:12 PM
Hey, this is just going to far. I'm sorry, but I'm highly disturbed by this, and a vacation may be in order for posting something so disturbing.

 :admin:
















Yeah fucking right.

Title: Re: Bammer date night...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 19, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
I don't like your tone.  I'm locking this bitch down.
Title: Re: Bammer date night...
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 19, 2009, 03:58:31 PM
I don't like your tone.  I'm locking this bitch down.

Can a mod please move this to the woodshed?
Title: Re: Bammer date night...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 19, 2009, 04:02:56 PM
that is old news.  I already knew that one.  See, I know this inside source in the REC who emailed me last week, before JR even posted that, and told me that was Saban's favorite joke - but don't ask me to tell you who, cause he is way too important and I have been kissing his ass for a long time now and i don't want to out my sources... but trust me - I knew first.