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Title: Coaches Twetting from the Tiger Prowl....
Post by: The Prowler on May 06, 2009, 10:25:31 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: This shit is hilarious

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Malzahn: Lolley is convinced that he saw Nick Saban following us in his Benz, I told him that the car he saw was a Subaru Outback, moron

about 8 hours ago from web Taylor: Meyer is just jealous, sure he has 2 NCs in 3 years, but meanwhile we are kickin it in a LIMO... Suck on that Urban

about 8 hours ago from web Grimes: Just got back from my "secret mission" to Tuscaloosa...I hate kickers

about 10 hours ago from web Malzahn: Not much getting done on the road today, all we can talk about is Pam and Jim ARE GETTING MARRIED ON THURSDAY OMG!!!!

about 21 hours ago from web Lolley: Today,when the limo rolled up, Luper is through the moonroof,holding a six pack,and a Hardees bag. Like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman

10:28 AM May 5th from web Roof: Doobie Brothers Rock! Don't you think that today they would be called the Chronic Brothers?

8:36 AM May 4th from web Malzahn: Rule#5-No more summer sausage and soft cheese in the limo, lighting farts now completely banned-Lolley nearly ignited a bottle of JD

8:32 AM May 4th from web Thigpen: Taylor thinks he's such a big deal, he's not the coach who ALMOST got on Star Search, humming "Baby Got Back", while poplocking

8:26 AM May 4th from web Taylor: God, I'm sexy http://tinyurl.com/cpn298 Disregard the last 5 seconds of the video

8:26 AM May 4th from web Malzahn: Have to do a better job coordinating the potty stops, at this rate we won't see one HS today. Its like 9 women on different cycles

7:46 AM May 4th from web Taylor: Rocker is going to be useless today, Hardees shorted him a Steak-n-Biscuit. Last time this happened, he signed a 2Star DT

7:41 AM May 4th from web Malzahn: Rule #4- No coach may sub-lease the limo for a prom weekend, but if they do, they are to remove all AU magnets. flags, & liquor

4:52 AM May 4th from web Taylor: Getting Ready to head back out tomorrow, After "The View", we hit the road...That Joy Behar has got it goin on.

8:20 PM May 3rd from web Taylor: Coach Chizik just called- We can break the news, we would like to welcome the newest member of our coaching staff-Jeff Gillooly

5:42 PM May 2nd from web Taylor: Malzahn talked to the Coach, CC said he has an idea on how to deal with Coach Saban, announcement is forthcoming...

5:17 PM May 2nd from web Rocker: Malzahn has a great idea, he said LT used to send hookers to the other team, before we play OleMiss he is sending Nutt a hot reporter

3:52 PM May 2nd from web Luper: Lolley thinks he just saw Jared from the Subway commercials hitchhiking in on 4, Coach Taylor said he is pretty sure he lives in CA.

3:46 PM May 2nd from web Thigpen: Some may ask how we can post so much-the answer is simple, we do not let convincing recruits to come to Auburn get in the way

2:24 PM May 2nd from web Malzahn: Limo Rule #3 No more lighting farts over my face, while I am asleep. I woke up and thought we were Louisiana

2:20 PM May 2nd from web Luper: Coach Rocker put diesel in the limo...again

MORE

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Title: Re: Coaches Twitting from the Tiger Prowl....
Post by: Jumbo on May 06, 2009, 10:43:11 PM
:rofl: :rofl: This shit is hilarious

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thats some funny shit.
Title: Re: Coaches Twitting from the Tiger Prowl....
Post by: The Prowler on May 06, 2009, 10:49:13 PM
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Lolley: Coach Roof keeps asking Trooper Taylor if he can get him out of a ticket.

1:37 PM May 2nd from web Boulware: Tracy Rocker thinks this is real http://tinyurl.com/d4dxdc

1:33 PM May 2nd from web Taylor: No Coach Rocker- We are not there yet...

1:23 PM May 2nd from web Grimes: If another smart ass pulls up next to us and asks us if we have any Grey Poupon, I am going to punch him or her in the face

1:20 PM May 2nd from web Luper: I don't who is responsible, but I took a nap, and when I woke up the cookies in my snack pack were missing.

1:18 PM May 2nd from web Thigpen: Rocker had to pee on 65, so when he got out, we moved the limo up just as he started, that joke never gets old

1:15 PM May 2nd from web Malzahn: No Autozone on the planet is going to have seat covers for a limo, Coach Rocker. The steam cleaning is coming out of your check

12:49 PM May 2nd from web Grimes: If I hear "We didn't beat Bama last year, but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" again, I will donkey punch that coach

12:46 PM May 2nd from web Malzahn: Limo Rule #2- Taco Bell officially banned from the Limo, thanks to Coach Rocker, who lived up to his name, in the Hair Band karaoke

12:40 PM May 2nd from web Taylor: Coach called today, and asked me to price spinners for the limo, I reminded him that it was a rental, but he said he didn't care

11:27 AM May 2nd from web Rocker: No toast for me at breakfast this morning, thank you, "All we HAVE is Bama jelly", my ass...

11:17 AM May 2nd from web Roof: Today it's official, we have made more visits to liquor stores than high schools... Thanks Coach Dye

11:14 AM May 2nd from web Taylor: Half the staff was scared, and the other half was excited when Coach Chizik told them he was giving them a Hummer on Tuesday.

11:11 AM May 2nd from web Taylor: Had to separate Lolley and Luper- If I hear "He's on my side" one more time, they are both riding in the trunk

10:46 AM May 2nd from web Grimes: Motel 6 staff was none too helpful trying to track down who replaced our magnets with ones that said "Opelika School for the Blind"

10:41 AM May 2nd from web Taylor: Picked up Coach Dye, now he's pissed, cause we can't play his Marty Robbins 8 Track in the limo

10:38 AM May 2nd from web Boulware: Lolley and Roof are pissed, we vetoed the Chicago/Hall & Oats/Adam Ant mix CD

10:15 AM May 2nd from web Malzahn: New Rule for the Limo- Everybody keeps their shoes on!

10:11 AM May 2nd from web Taylor: Coach Dye called, he wants us to swing by and take him to Biloxi

10:01 AM May 2nd from web Rocker: Got the limo stuck in a Hardee's drive through, this is embarrassing

10:00 AM May 2nd from web Roof: Chizik just called and dared Lolley to moon someone- He did, not pretty...oh man, I cannot believe he was only wearing a jockstrap

9:57 AM May 2nd from web Grimes: I swear to God if I see one more chain link fence with 36-0 spelled out in styrofoam cups, I am going to punch someone in the face

9:53 AM May 2nd from web Malzahn: Anyone know how to get to Dothan? Boulware trashed the GPS, when it couldn't find a "jerk shack"

9:45 AM May 2nd from web Luper: Thigpen smells like a pigpen

9:39 AM May 2nd from web Trooper: Coach Rocker keeps unlocking and locking the doors on the limo while we are on the road- idiot
Title: Re: Coaches Twitting from the Tiger Prowl....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 07, 2009, 09:13:38 AM
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5:17 PM May 2nd from web Rocker: Malzahn has a great idea, he said LT used to send hookers to the other team, before we play OleMiss he is sending Nutt a hot reporter

I loled
Title: Re: Coaches Twitting from the Tiger Prowl....
Post by: The Prowler on May 07, 2009, 01:05:49 PM
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11:14 AM May 2nd from web Taylor: Half the staff was scared, and the other half was excited when Coach Chizik told them he was giving them a Hummer on Tuesday.
I laughed so hard, I gave myself a headache.
Title: Re: Coaches Twetting from the Tiger Prowl....
Post by: ssgaufan on May 08, 2009, 09:28:13 AM
That's some funny shit.   :bugs: