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Title: What's creepier - the fact that he recycles his own semen or that he actually...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 06, 2009, 06:51:08 PM
...drinks pepsi? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA)
Title: Re: What's creepier - the fact that he recycles his own semen or that he actually...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2009, 06:07:37 PM
Pepsi drinkers are some weird fuckers.
Title: Re: What's creepier - the fact that he recycles his own semen or that he actually...
Post by: The Prowler on May 07, 2009, 11:09:50 PM
Are you fuckin' Kidding ME!?!?!  greaseybammer drinks his own semen?  So that he won't have any unborn children???  REALLY???  I'm just guessing here, but, I don't think it works that way.  What does he do, mix it with his Pepsi?   :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: What's creepier - the fact that he recycles his own semen or that he actuall
Post by: Ogre on May 08, 2009, 09:08:03 AM
Doesn't he realize that by drinking his own semen, he is killing millions of his own kids with his stomach acid?  Someone hasn't thought this through...
Title: Re: What's creepier - the fact that he recycles his own semen or that he actuall
Post by: AUChizad on May 08, 2009, 09:23:24 AM
Quote from: Ogre on May 08, 2009, 09:08:03 AM
Doesn't he realize that by drinking his own semen, he is killing millions of his own kids with his stomach acid?  Someone hasn't thought this through...
Nah, dude, it goes straight back into the testicles, ready for reloading.

Also, in females, it works as a miracle weight loss drug that also reduces the risk of breast cancer.

At least that's what I've been telling the ladies for years.
Title: Re: What's creepier - the fact that he recycles his own semen or that he actuall
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 08, 2009, 05:18:51 PM
Quote from: AUChizad on May 08, 2009, 09:23:24 AM
Nah, dude, it goes straight back into the testicles, ready for reloading.

Also, in females, it works as a miracle weight loss drug that also reduces the risk of breast cancer.

At least that's what I've been telling the ladies for years.

True story - When I was in high school, a buddy of mine convinced his cheerleader-girlfriend that semen was healthy because it was full of protein.  This was after a reproductive system lesson in biology.  Even after they broke up, she would still give him blowjobs because it was "part of her diet." 

She cuts hair now at a Supercuts last time I checked.