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Title: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 01, 2009, 12:43:11 PM
I'm headed out the door for 8 glorious days on the beach in destin.  The plans are as follows:

Wake up and head to the beach
Crack beer #1 around 10:00 am
Drink all day
Have sex with the wife (it lasts much longer after a day of drinking)
Sleep
Wake up and repeat day

We are going to throw in a deep sea fishing trip on our anniversary just to break thinks up a little

Ya'll have fun in your little cubicles :fu:
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: ssgaufan on May 01, 2009, 12:48:20 PM
I hope your junk gets stung by a jellyfish.
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 01, 2009, 01:05:41 PM
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 01, 2009, 12:48:20 PM
I hope your junk gets stung by a jellyfish.

Maybe the wife will rub it and make it feel better
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: wesfau2 on May 01, 2009, 01:07:53 PM
Holla atcha boy if you want to grab a cold beverage while you're here.
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: Saniflush on May 01, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 01, 2009, 12:48:20 PM
I hope your junk gets stung.

I didn't know plankton had stingers?
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 01, 2009, 01:15:37 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on May 01, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
I didn't know plankton had stingers?

It's not the size of the wave, but the motion in the ocean.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2009, 01:28:47 PM
Have fun.  Oh, and pics of your wife on the beach are mandatory.  And if you happen to carry the camera to wherever that whole sex thing happens, go ahead and get some shots of her...without you in the picture.  You know, vacation memories we can all share. 

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 01, 2009, 01:49:56 PM
Maybe I could get famous with my own sex tape?
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2009, 01:54:40 PM
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on May 01, 2009, 01:49:56 PM
Maybe I could get famous with my own sex tape?

Uuumm....don't quit your day job.

Where are you guys staying down there?
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 01, 2009, 02:00:48 PM
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 01, 2009, 01:54:40 PM
Uuumm....don't quit your day job.

My co star would make it worth the price.
Title: Re: Headed to the beach for a week
Post by: CCTAU on May 01, 2009, 02:03:28 PM
May your left ass cheek get burned.