Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on April 30, 2009, 07:47:14 PM

Title: Classic bammer media....
Post by: The Prowler on April 30, 2009, 07:47:14 PM
Mike Raita was talking about the "Tiger Prowl" then right as they were going to commercial break (Reita thought his mike was off) he stated...."Those kids better not pick a school based on a limo."
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2009, 07:55:44 PM
Mike Raita was talking about the "Tiger Prowl" then right as they were going to commercial break (Reita thought his mike was off) he stated...."Those Damn kids better not pick a school based on a limo."

WHAAAAA.  Seriously?  I hate that guy anyway.  Biggest douche to ever speak at a high school pep rally. 

Also, I'm going to write him an email.  This is true, right?  Not a rumor?  If it's true, every one here should write him one too.  I don't care if you agree with the limo idea or not; no objective reporter/anchor should give their bias opinion especially in a state that is divided between two teams. 
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Ogre on April 30, 2009, 08:13:50 PM
It's not a rumor, it really happened. 
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: The Prowler on April 30, 2009, 08:18:06 PM
Yes it true, but apparently he didn't say the word "Damn".  And, they've already fielded tons of phone calls and emails.  One poster said that when he called, the lady said that she didn't see anything wrong with it.  It's really, really sad that some people/reporters/fans, don't realize that the limo idea wasn't done to say....If you come to Auburn you'll be ridin' like this.  No, the idea was done to create a "Buzz", and boy what a buzz it was, plus how else can you comfortably sit 7 coaches together?  Auburn wanted to show the State and I guess now the Country, that they're the "Cool" kids at school.  "A Dog doesn't bark at a car that isn't moving".  "In recruiting you gotta make some noise" - Coach Troop
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2009, 09:16:52 PM
This is what Mike Raita said in response to someone else's email:

Quote
Thanks for writing. I'm not sure to what you're refering, I can only imagine
it was a comment I made on the 5:00 news. Perhaps you should've watched. I
said kids shouldn't pick colleges based on whether coaches arrive at their
high schools in limos or not. The comment was lighthearted and purely
innocent.
I fully understand the method of Auburn's madness and personally think it's
a good idea. I even spent time on two newscasts yesterday extolling the
virtues of the "Tiger Prowl" saying that anything that draws positive
attention to Auburn is good for the university. I'm sorry I didn't hear from
you after those newscasts.
Again, thanks for watching and writing.
Mike Raita

PS: given the choice two weekends between attending the A-day game at either
Auburn or Alabama ... do you know which one I CHOSE to go to? Guess.

Any one TIVO him saying the comment? 
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: The Prowler on April 30, 2009, 10:26:18 PM
I found this, at the very end you can hear him say "they better not pick a school based on a limo".  But for some reason, when he says it, it sounds like it's out of place....idk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHe7OdxVNJg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHe7OdxVNJg)
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: AWK on April 30, 2009, 10:33:56 PM
I would have something to say, but the fact that he looks like a cock with his bald head says enough.  I think he needs a new haircut, maybe a  :bowl:.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: #2Bammer on April 30, 2009, 11:02:03 PM
Mike Raita was talking about the "Tiger Prowl" then right as they were going to commercial break (Reita thought his mike was off) he stated...."Those kids better not pick a school based on a limo."

Another "bammer" thread! :sad:    Simply pathetic!   36-0
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: boartitz on April 30, 2009, 11:44:13 PM
Another "bammer" thread! :sad:    Simply pathetic!   36-0
You most certainly are.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Jumbo on May 01, 2009, 01:36:26 AM
I pissed my pants!
Thanks for the amazing post.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Greaseyweasel on May 01, 2009, 06:37:26 AM
So you think they kids ought to pick a school based on a limo??  Gimme a break, better yet gimme a staff that is sure enough of itself to not need gimmicks.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 01, 2009, 08:15:29 AM
So you think they kids ought to pick a school based on a limo??  Gimme a break, better yet gimme a staff that is sure enough of itself to not need gimmicks.

Yes.  This was the point of the whole thing.  (****SARCASM****) 

It's amazing to me that very few have picked up on the fact that while it IS to impress kids that would think this is great, the deeper intent behind this is simple.  What shows the high schools and communities Auburn cares more, than showing up TOGETHER to meet and staff and coaches and make something exciting happen all at once in a limo and stop on an all state tour?

It also is an example that the divisiveness that plagued the last staff is a thing of the past.  This "Tiger Prowl" is a very public showing of the new united front this staff has put together.  There can't be in any rumors about whether these guys like each other, or if they're on the same page, or anything else.  Partying and running around together and at least appearing to have a ball together in a limosine shows that it's a new time and something to be excited about.

Regardless of whether you think doing it in this way is a gimmick, the older staff (as good as they might have been at many different things) would have NEVER done something like this.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: stewiegriffin on May 01, 2009, 08:42:19 AM
So you think they kids ought to pick a school based on a limo??  Gimme a break, better yet gimme a staff that is sure enough of itself to not need gimmicks.

is it even possible for you not to be fucking stupid? Seriously, just shut the fuck up when you don't have anything of merit to add.
 :stewie:

Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 01, 2009, 09:37:22 AM
Quote
PS: given the choice two weekends between attending the A-day game at either
Auburn or Alabama ... do you know which one I CHOSE to go to? Guess.

Does anyone know that answer?  I very rarely watch 33/40, so I really don't know where he went on the 18th.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: AUChizad on May 01, 2009, 10:19:59 AM
Does anyone know that answer?  I very rarely watch 33/40, so I really don't know where he went on the 18th.
Who gives a fuck. He's saying that like he deserves a fuckin medal of honor or something for going to Chizik's first A-day, which is naturally the more newsworthy event than Sabben's 3rd. Remember the mass hysteria over Sabben Almaghty's first spring game?

He probably went to Auburn because every other bamerham media rep had already called uat and there was a vacancy at Auburn...
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: The Prowler on May 01, 2009, 03:16:13 PM
So you think they kids ought to pick a school based on a limo??  Gimme a break, better yet gimme a staff that is sure enough of itself to not need gimmicks.
keep up the good work, bammer....
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Greaseyweasel on May 01, 2009, 06:51:36 PM
keep up the good work, bammer....
Gimme a coach to watch and support and I'll sing a different tune boy. Till then I'm not backing down.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: stewiegriffin on May 01, 2009, 07:19:54 PM
Gimme a coach to watch and support and I'll sing a different tune boy. Till then I'm not backing down.

you don't need to call anybody "boy" while acting like you do. I would assume you're about 17
 :stewie:
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: The Prowler on May 02, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
Gimme a coach to watch and support and I'll sing a different tune boy. Till then I'm not backing down.
So little boy, for game days, do you wear your David Palmer Jersey and a Houndstooth Hat, or just the jersey?
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: JR4AU on May 02, 2009, 01:11:20 AM
So you think they kids ought to pick a school based on a limo?? 

If you actually think that's the point, then you're as fucking stupid as the moronic bammer trolls here.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Greaseyweasel on May 02, 2009, 02:18:56 AM
No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
When you have a complete loser of a head coach (yes I know he worked under some winners) you don't need to be using gimmicks to try and look like you have a winners swagger. As soon as this bunch take some of the losses that everyone (except for little prowler) haveaccepted is inevitable then this whole tiger prowl thing will come back to make them look even stupider than they are. How hard will it be for an opposing recruiter to point out to a potential that winners walk softly and carry a big stick. Not too hard and if the kid is seriously looking at signing then he is going to have to stop and think that maybe the clown car was a desperate cry for help.
Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a player want to commit if he is the least bit intelligent and seriously being courted by other schools.
Yes we got a week of "publicity" in April, but how will this actually affect us in the coming months when it is given time to be thought over?
This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: JR4AU on May 02, 2009, 05:56:44 AM
No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
When you have a complete loser of a head coach (yes I know he worked under some winners) you don't need to be using gimmicks to try and look like you have a winners swagger. As soon as this bunch take some of the losses that everyone (except for little prowler) haveaccepted is inevitable then this whole tiger prowl thing will come back to make them look even stupider than they are. How hard will it be for an opposing recruiter to point out to a potential that winners walk softly and carry a big stick. Not too hard and if the kid is seriously looking at signing then he is going to have to stop and think that maybe the clown car was a desperate cry for help.
Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a player want to commit if he is the least bit intelligent and seriously being courted by other schools.
Yes we got a week of "publicity" in April, but how will this actually affect us in the coming months when it is given time to be thought over?
This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.

Just as I suspected...spouting the bammer company line verbatim.  You're eat up with dumbass. 
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: The Prowler on May 02, 2009, 08:03:28 AM
No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
When you have a complete loser of a head coach (yes I know he worked under some winners) you don't need to be using gimmicks to try and look like you have a winners swagger. As soon as this bunch take some of the losses that everyone (except for little prowler) haveaccepted is inevitable then this whole tiger prowl thing will come back to make them look even stupider than they are. How hard will it be for an opposing recruiter to point out to a potential that winners walk softly and carry a big stick. Not too hard and if the kid is seriously looking at signing then he is going to have to stop and think that maybe the clown car was a desperate cry for help.
Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a player want to commit if he is the least bit intelligent and seriously being courted by other schools.
Yes we got a week of "publicity" in April, but how will this actually affect us in the coming months when it is given time to be thought over?
This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.
Good stuff there, bammer.  Keep beating that drum, little boy.  BTW, IMO, Auburn will go (8-4) or better.  As for thinking that you know how Auburn should or shouldn't recruit, it'd be best for you to keep your mouth shut, unless you want to come off looking dumber than you actually are.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 02, 2009, 10:13:12 AM
No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
When you have a complete loser of a head coach (yes I know he worked under some winners) you don't need to be using gimmicks to try and look like you have a winners swagger. As soon as this bunch take some of the losses that everyone (except for little prowler) haveaccepted is inevitable then this whole tiger prowl thing will come back to make them look even stupider than they are. How hard will it be for an opposing recruiter to point out to a potential that winners walk softly and carry a big stick. Not too hard and if the kid is seriously looking at signing then he is going to have to stop and think that maybe the clown car was a desperate cry for help.
Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a player want to commit if he is the least bit intelligent and seriously being courted by other schools.
Yes we got a week of "publicity" in April, but how will this actually affect us in the coming months when it is given time to be thought over?
This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.

Ok, a couple of things here. 

No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
  So apparently you not reading the articles or listening to the talk shows, and listening to the recruits or you would see that it's actually not coming off that way. 

This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.

Sorry, but if you truly believe that, then you are either dumb as I think you are or you have to a impostor.  I don't think you know as much football as the people who analyze it for a living, and I will tend to believe them when they tell me that, Malzahn was one of the most highly sought after coordinators, the people up at UT wanted Taylor back and he was highly sought after as well.  When the guys at Scout and Rivals tell me that Luper is one of the best recruiters around, I will believe them over you.  Have read and heard (once again, from people that get paid to do this for a living) nothing but praise for Thigpen, Rocker, Grimes.   I can tell you from personal experience that Philip Lolley has more football knowledge than you or I will ever dream of having. 

Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: JR4AU on May 02, 2009, 11:39:38 AM
Ok, a couple of things here. 
  So apparently you not reading the articles or listening to the talk shows, and listening to the recruits or you would see that it's actually not coming off that way. 

Sorry, but if you truly believe that, then you are either dumb as I think you are or you have to a impostor.  I don't think you know as much football as the people who analyze it for a living, and I will tend to believe them when they tell me that, Malzahn was one of the most highly sought after coordinators, the people up at UT wanted Taylor back and he was highly sought after as well.  When the guys at Scout and Rivals tell me that Luper is one of the best recruiters around, I will believe them over you.  Have read and heard (once again, from people that get paid to do this for a living) nothing but praise for Thigpen, Rocker, Grimes.   I can tell you from personal experience that Philip Lolley has more football knowledge than you or I will ever dream of having. 



AUTiger1,

I've been reading the blogs, paper, watching tv, and listening to sports talk.  The press has been good for Auburn, and even those bammer homers in the media that were pointing and giggling on monday, by thursday and friday were admitting it was a smash hit for the intended audience of 18 year old kids, their coaches, and teachers.  The only group that has steadfastly maintained their moronic take is.....that's right, the rank and file mulletheaded, cocksucking, bammers, and of course their best Auburn friend, GW.  And that take is: "Aubies, ignore what you hear and see, take our word for it, it's not working, it won't work, it's a desperation move, and everybody's laughing."  Another really stupid take is one that GW has also adopted of "it might turn the heads of some recruits, but the really good ones will be turned off".  As if 18 year old kid A with 3 stars on rivals will be impressed, but 18 year old kid with 4 or 5 stars will view it differently.  Last I checked the only differences in an 18 year old 3 star or 5 star is God given athletic ability, not mindset. 

GW is a one of a kind fucking idiot! 
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: boartitz on May 02, 2009, 04:28:00 PM
Yall don't have a monopoly on idiots.
http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=292875.0 (http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=292875.0)
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Hogwally on May 02, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.

     I don't mean to be the spelling police, but something about a guy misspelling "incompetence" just cracks me up....

     BTW, I won't say a word about the limo, we once signed a 5-star cornerback out of Atlanta named Ahmad "Batman" Carrol because we had a guy in a Batman suit and a Batmobile show up during his recruiting visit.  You never know what is going to impress an 18 year old kid. There really was only one tried and true method, but Colorado went and fucked that up for everybody.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 02, 2009, 10:14:58 PM
     I don't mean to be the spelling police, but something about a guy misspelling "incompetence" just cracks me up....
It's the irony of the misspelling that killed me! Of all the words to fuck up in that screed, he had to choose that one.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Greaseyweasel on May 02, 2009, 11:13:16 PM
Good stuff there, bammer.  Keep beating that drum, little boy.  BTW, IMO, Auburn will go (8-4) or better.  As for thinking that you know how Auburn should or shouldn't recruit, it'd be best for you to keep your mouth shut, unless you want to come off looking dumber than you actually are.

You must have bumped your head while you were woking at that glory hole. Only a complete dumbass can see 8 possible wins this year. Hell even when we had a coach 8 wins is not easy to get, this is not the big 12 north you know. We have too much competent competition and a rudderless ship to contend with. 2 to 3 wins are definantly more likely. 5-7 will seem like the good ole days before we get these clowns out of town.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: Hogwally on May 03, 2009, 12:26:42 AM
2 to 3 wins are definantly more likely.

     Look,  Everyone knows you don't like the coach, but now you're just being silly.  I'm not even an Auburn fan, and I don't see any way they don't win 3 of the first 4.  It wouldn't surprise me if Auburn won the first 5, I mean there hasn't been anything coming out of Tenn lately that makes me think they're going to be particularly tough. 
     What are you going to do if they head for god's country on a 5 game winning streak?  Are you going to take your ball and go home?  Are you going to admit the PTB know a hell of a lot more about what they're doing than you think?  Or are you just going to quit watching football and spend your Saturdays throwing darts at your Chizik dartboard and masturbating to tapes of old Bear Bryant coaching shows? 
     I never claimed to be smart, but I just can't figure out how someone can claim to be a fan of a team and so openly root for that team to do poorly.  I said the same thing about all the people claiming to be Hog fans who hoped we would lose so HDN would get run out of town. All it does is make you look like a jackass to those who want their team to win.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: The Prowler on May 03, 2009, 01:04:04 AM
     Look,  Everyone knows you don't like the coach, but now you're just being silly.  I'm not even an Auburn fan, and I don't see any way they don't win 3 of the first 4.  It wouldn't surprise me if Auburn won the first 5, I mean there hasn't been anything coming out of Tenn lately that makes me think they're going to be particularly tough. 
     What are you going to do if they head for god's country on a 5 game winning streak?  Are you going to take your ball and go home?  Are you going to admit the PTB know a hell of a lot more about what they're doing than you think?  Or are you just going to quit watching football and spend your Saturdays throwing darts at your Chizik dartboard and masturbating to tapes of old Bear Bryant coaching shows? 
     I never claimed to be smart, but I just can't figure out how someone can claim to be a fan of a team and so openly root for that team to do poorly.  I said the same thing about all the people claiming to be Hog fans who hoped we would lose so HDN would get run out of town. All it does is make you look like a jackass to those who want their team to win.
Hog, do you own a pet?  If so then, your pet could probably understand what you've posted and what I've posted better than greaseybammer.  If not then, the nearest wall will do.  As for greaseybammer line of thinking...You can't spell ReTaRd without RTR.
Title: Re: Classic bammer media....
Post by: lifesapplepie on May 03, 2009, 10:31:50 AM
Yall don't have a monopoly on idiots.
http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=292875.0 (http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=292875.0)

Photoshop pics =  :clap: