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Title: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: AUChizad on April 29, 2009, 02:10:56 PM
That in the same week that bammer's head coach is trying to impress the 'Dega NASCAR fans, Auburn's coaches are hitting the recruiting trail in bourgeois limousines?

Sounds like a stereotype joke, but it is becoming reality...
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: The Prowler on April 29, 2009, 03:41:55 PM
I find it funny that Coach Midget Grand Marshalled a race that was Filled with wrecks and "Caution" flags.  One of the wrecks was so bad that a car almost ended up in the stands.  Here's how I imagine that it went down....

bammer/NASCAR fan:  We Love You Coach....show everyone how the upcoming season is going to look.

Coach Midget: Gentlemen Start Your ENGINES!!!!....Aight!?!

Engine Starts....BOOM!!!! Engine Dies, Uh OH!! Five Car Pile Up, Oh Crap!!! 10 Car Pile Up, Here We Go Again!!! 5 Car Pile Up
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 29, 2009, 04:03:50 PM
At least he recognizes his demographic.
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: boartitz on April 30, 2009, 05:12:26 AM
At least he recognizes his demographic.
Preaching to the choir?
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: RWS on April 30, 2009, 09:17:56 AM
That in the same week that bammer's head coach is trying to impress the 'Dega NASCAR fans, Auburn's coaches are hitting the recruiting trail in bourgeois limousines?

Sounds like a stereotype joke, but it is becoming reality...
Our 2010 class is about halfway finished right now at 10 commits, and its almost May.....whats your point?
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2009, 09:21:25 AM
Our 2010 class is about halfway finished right now at 10 commits, and its almost May.....whats your point?
Since Sabben encourages the kids to keep taking their visits and look around, you're not worried?
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2009, 09:29:32 AM
Our 2010 class is about halfway finished right now at 10 commits, and its almost May.....whats your point?

Out of those 10 commits you're bragging about, you have a total of 8 stars.   :bammer:
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: #2Bammer on April 30, 2009, 11:04:21 PM
Out of those 10 commits you're bragging about, you have a total of 8 stars.   :bammer:

Its April dipshit! Wait til Feb. and see what the stars say! :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: The Prowler on April 30, 2009, 11:19:14 PM
I'm sure the bammers will be able to pump up some of those "$tar$"....even the Kicker.
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: Greaseyweasel on May 01, 2009, 06:35:14 AM
And we will sign a bunch that don't get offers from anyone else.
All we need is a coach though......
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 01, 2009, 08:18:43 AM
And we will sign a bunch that don't get offers from anyone else.
All we need is a coach though......

You need to flip yourself over.  You've come to the end of side one months ago.  :taunt:


 
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: RWS on May 01, 2009, 09:23:04 AM
Out of those 10 commits you're bragging about, you have a total of 8 stars.   :bammer:
There are a ton of guys that have not been evaluated yet. Its May for crying out loud.
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: The Prowler on May 01, 2009, 02:56:12 PM
Pancakes:

INGREDIENTS
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg
3 tablespoons butter, melted
 
DIRECTIONS
In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

What to Drink?
Blood Orange Bellini 
Coffee
Pancake!!!
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: stewiegriffin on May 01, 2009, 03:10:23 PM
And we will sign a bunch that don't get offers from anyone else.
All we need is a coach though......

your bullshit is exhausting. Please stop acting like an AU fan
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: Greaseyweasel on May 01, 2009, 06:49:33 PM
You need to flip yourself over.  You've come to the end of side one months ago.  :taunt:


 
Not till the fucker is gone. Then you will see a different side of the weasel. But till then I can see wrong and I am not going to take it lying down.
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: JR4AU on May 01, 2009, 11:44:41 PM
Not till the fucker is gone. Then you will see a different side of the weasel. But till then I can see wrong and I am not going to take it lying down.

Seriously doubt it...not from a guy that is a fucking moronic as you, despises Dye, and Chizik, who hasn't coached a game as HC at Auburn.  A fucking piece of shit bammer's limp dicked bullshit is a breath of fresh air compared to you. 
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: The Prowler on May 02, 2009, 12:15:44 AM
Hey greaseybammer, humor everyone here and tell us what Coach Chizik has done wrong, since he's been the HC at Auburn?
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: Jumbo on May 02, 2009, 01:22:56 AM
Not till the fucker is gone. Then you will see a different side of the weasel. But till then I can see wrong and I am not going to take it lying down.
Would you rather take it standing up?
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: Greaseyweasel on May 02, 2009, 02:24:02 AM
Hey greaseybammer, humor everyone here and tell us what Coach Chizik has done wrong, since he's been the HC at Auburn?
Hmmmmmm the limo ting, the B'ham speech where he claimed to have never failed. The hiring of a co-offensive coordinator from Tulsa as OC, the hiring of a DC from football defensive powerhouse Duke. Basically the accepting of a job he is not ready to have. Also lets not forget the chinese firedrill handling of basically everything.
The only thing he has done right is to lay low and not speak in public to the media to tip off the fact that he is not the caliber of coach needed.
But of course football season will take care of that for him.
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: JR4AU on May 02, 2009, 05:55:02 AM
Hmmmmmm the limo ting, the B'ham speech where he claimed to have never failed. The hiring of a co-offensive coordinator from Tulsa as OC, the hiring of a DC from football defensive powerhouse Duke. Basically the accepting of a job he is not ready to have. Also lets not forget the chinese firedrill handling of basically everything.
The only thing he has done right is to lay low and not speak in public to the media to tip off the fact that he is not the caliber of coach needed.
But of course football season will take care of that for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqG2lOfD9cc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqG2lOfD9cc)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x_-IoeSB-A&feature=PlayList&p=95222F7090667C91&index=77&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x_-IoeSB-A&feature=PlayList&p=95222F7090667C91&index=77&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL)
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: The Prowler on May 02, 2009, 07:55:17 AM
Hmmmmmm the limo ting, the B'ham speech where he claimed to have never failed. The hiring of a co-offensive coordinator from Tulsa as OC, the hiring of a DC from football defensive powerhouse Duke. Basically the accepting of a job he is not ready to have. Also lets not forget the chinese firedrill handling of basically everything.
The only thing he has done right is to lay low and not speak in public to the media to tip off the fact that he is not the caliber of coach needed.
But of course football season will take care of that for him.
WOW...You have just made yourself look dumber than anyone else around here.  Damn, just damn.
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: The Prowler on May 02, 2009, 08:18:48 AM
Not till the fucker is gone. Then you will see a different side of the weasel. But till then I can see wrong and I am not going to take it lying down.
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/5/101470_e60279e5-b2f8-4331-984e-1e440590be35_prod.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: AUChizad on May 02, 2009, 04:03:46 PM
Hmmmmmm the limo ting, that has pretty much unanimously decided as a success by even initial haters like Finebaumthe B'ham speech where he claimed to have never failed.A superficial thing to hold a grudge over, but regardless, talking like a winner is a bad thing? The hiring of a co-offensive coordinator from Tulsa as OC,  Number one ranked offense in the nation last year not good enough for you? What's better than number one? And he wasn't successful in the SEC either, right? You are such a moron, I feel bad responding to you... the hiring of a DC from football defensive powerhouse Duke.Who was extremely successful as a DC at GA Tech. I guess they just give Broyles awards out to anyone...I though success as a DC ≠ success as HC? Why pick out his ONE unsuccessful job that is least relevant to his role at Auburn? What about how his vast improvement of the defense when he took over as Duke's DC? What about the huge turnaround for the nationally last ranked defense he inherited at Minnesota, or his success at the aforementioned GA Tech Basically the accepting of a job he is not ready to have. Wah wah. He fucked up by accepting the job? Ok...Also lets not forget the chinese firedrill handling of basically everything. Please elaborate, as this makes no sense...
The only thing he has done right is to lay low and not speak in public to the media to tip off the fact that he is not the caliber of coach needed.
But of course football season will take care of that for him.
I don't know why I even respond to your imbecilic nonsense...
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: Greaseyweasel on May 02, 2009, 11:17:19 PM
Why do all your "sucessfull" coaches get canned and go to a lower tier program after they supposedly make the big time?  It seems to me that you start at small programs and work your way up through success. Not up then down then back up to the level of the SEC overnight.
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: lifesapplepie on May 03, 2009, 10:34:26 AM
Our 2010 class is about halfway finished right now at 10 commits, and its almost May.....whats your point?

Sounds like our class from last year, which ended up #20... just saying!
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: JR4AU on May 03, 2009, 11:59:28 AM
Why do all your "sucessfull" coaches get canned and go to a lower tier program after they supposedly make the big time?  It seems to me that you start at small programs and work your way up through success. Not up then down then back up to the level of the SEC overnight.

Here's a newsflash for you fuckstick.  Coaches get to "big time" jobs in a miriad of different ways.  And no, they don't all start at small programs and work up.  Did Stoops do that?  Mack Brown?  They both kicked off their HC careers at big D-1 programs.  Pete Carroll had been a mediocre NFL coach.  Jim Tressell came up from the D2 ranks.  Joe Pa, and Phil Fulmer worked their way up at the same school.  Gene Stallings had been a miserable failure as both a D1 and NFL head coach, and had languished for years as a NFL position coach.  Others like Earl Bruce and Johnny Majors start at places like ISU, have losing or very mediocre records, then go on to very successful careers.   Guys like Muschamp and Fisher work their way up to big time HC jobs straight out of the coordinator ranks. 

Every time you post, you display more fucking stupidity that I ever dreamed possible from someone capable of forming words into to sentences and typing them out.
Title: Re: Anyone Else Think It's Funny...
Post by: AUChizad on May 03, 2009, 08:18:40 PM
Why do all your "sucessfull" coaches get canned and go to a lower tier program after they supposedly make the big time?  It seems to me that you start at small programs and work your way up through success. Not up then down then back up to the level of the SEC overnight.
http://cfn.scout.com/2/861728.html

Number 10 AND Number 1 coordinators from either side of the ball.

Dipshit.