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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on April 20, 2009, 03:44:48 AM
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The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".
~Why is Birmingham haggling with the kid in the television department at Sears?
~Why won’t Virginia Tech be prepared in the 1st quarter of the season opener against Alabama?
~Why did Birmingham register the user name “FST-UR-SISTR” on the CelticNation.com message board?
~Why did Birmingham feel the need to throw an extra $20 in the offering plate at church?
~Why did Birmingham spend $180.00 on an authentic #8 Alabama Nike jersey, $0.90 on an SEC patch to put on the jersey to make it identical to the ones the players use, $4.99 for the shipping of the patch that weighed no more than 1/30 of an ounce, $18.00 at a local uniform shop to have "J. Jones" put on the back and then not get to see the person wearing that same jersey catch a 52 yard touchdown pass in the 1st quarter?
~Why did Birmingham spend the rest of the day trying to get “little b-ham” to stop repeating the phrase “Piss on the NBA”?
~Why did 1/4 of the commercial advertising money spent by the University of Alabama go down the drain?
~Why did Birmingham’s wife get a call from Timothy Napier’s mother asking why Timothy told her to “Piss on the NBA”?
~Why is Birmingham's dog favoring his ribs on the left side?
~Why didn’t the Commissioner of the NBA have to figure out how to make the last two minutes of a basketball game become even longer?
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~Why did I read that bullshit?
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~Why did I read that bullshit?
Because Paul Pierce missed his free throw. Duh!
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~ Why do grown men feel the need to wear jerseys to watch a game? (Don't worry Birmingham, this wasn't meant for you...only for those over the age of 13)
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~ Why do grown men feel the need to wear jerseys to watch a game? (Don't worry Birmingham, this wasn't meant for you...only for those over the age of 13)
Who says we're grown men?
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The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".
~Why am I freaking out over something totally insignificant?
Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl. No real competition, no meaning.
And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.
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Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl. No real competition, no meaning
And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.
:rofl: :rofl:
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Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl. No real competition, no meaning.
And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.
BOOM! Head shot!
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Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl. No real competition, no meaning.
And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.
+5
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The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".
~Why did Birmingham spend $180.00 on an authentic #8 Alabama Nike jersey, $0.90 on an SEC patch to put on the jersey to make it identical to the ones the players use, $4.99 for the shipping of the patch that weighed no more than 1/30 of an ounce, $18.00 at a local uniform shop to have "J. Jones" put on the back and then not get to see the person wearing that same jersey catch a 52 yard touchdown pass in the 1st quarter?
Ok this was humorus until this.......A grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game????!!!??? WTF, B'ham?
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Ok this was humorus until this.......A grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game????!!!??? WTF, B'ham?
Even worse - a grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game AT HOME... :rofl:
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Even worse - a grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game AT HOME... :rofl:
A scrimmage game at that!
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A scrimmage game at that!
:rofl:
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BOOM! Head shot!
Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS! BOOM! Head shot BITCH! :eyeroll:
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Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS! BOOM! Head shot BITCH! :eyeroll:
You have nothing to offer.
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Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS! BOOM! Head shot BITCH! :eyeroll:
Do you fuck your mother with that mouth? Oh, yeah. You do.
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Do you fuck your mother with that mouth? Oh, yeah. You do.
:rofl: :rofl:
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You have nothing to offer.
You had me at Woo Pig.
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I can't be the only one who wears a jersey when watching a game, I know some of you do too. Especially since Auburn jerseys are so damn cheap right now, that's no joke either, $20.00 at Hamilton Place Mall in Chattanooga, TN.
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Fuck all them. I wore a bright orange Ronnie Brown 23 jersey all through the 04' undefeated season. I also wore it to the opening game against GT in 05'.
The mojo had been drained out of it the previous season. That jersey was the sole cause of the 05' season.
I officially retired it.
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Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS! BOOM! Head shot BITCH! :eyeroll:
Cable network smack?
Really?
This shit isn't even fun anymore.
See ya in the funny papers.
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Fuck all them. I wore a bright orange Ronnie Brown 23 jersey all through the 04' undefeated season. I also wore it to the opening game against GT in 05'.
The mojo had been drained out of it the previous season. That jersey was the sole cause of the 05' season.
I officially retired it.
I don't think of myself as a superstitious person but I wore the exact same thing every week last year for gameday. I didn't intend for it to happen but after you get past Georgia how are you gonna start changing the routine? Florida and Utah showed me why superstitions are for people who suck balls.
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I don't think of myself as a superstitious person but I wore the exact same thing every week last year for gameday. I didn't intend for it to happen but after you get past Georgia how are you gonna start changing the routine? Florida and Utah showed me why superstitions are for people who suck balls.
Really? Why would you wear a bright orange #23 Ronnie Brown jersey to bamer games?
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Really? Why would you wear a bright orange #23 Ronnie Brown jersey to bamer games?
I actually laughed at your post when I went and read what I said and saw that it could have been taken that way. This is an excellent example of why a political ad about someones opponent can't be trusted, especially when they're quoting written accounts.
What's weird is it actually was a #23 Ronnie Brown jersey but it wasn't orange. Just had to clear that up.
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I actually laughed at your post when I went and read what I said and saw that it could have been taken that way. This is an excellent example of why a political ad about someones opponent can't be trusted, especially when they're quoting written accounts.
What's weird is it actually was a #23 Ronnie Brown jersey but it wasn't orange. Just had to clear that up.
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