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Title: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: AUChizad on April 15, 2009, 01:54:59 PM
As most of you already know, the scrimmages have been using an unconventional scoring system to pit the Offense vs. the Defense.

This system will be in place at A-Day as well.

The system is as listed below:
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A-Day Scoring System

The offense can score these ways:

1. 6 points for a touchdown

2. 3 points for a field goal

3. 2 points for three consecutive first downs

4. 2 points for a play of 15 yards or longer

5. 2 points for a two-point conversion after TD

6. 1 point for a PAT

The defense can score these ways:

1. 7 points for a touchdown

2. 5 points for a takeaway (interception or fumble recovery)

3. 4 points for a quarterback sack

4. 3 points for a blocked field goal

5. 2 points for a tackle behind the line of scrimmage

6. 2 points for a three-and-out for the offense

7. 2 points for a safety

8. 1 point for a blocked kick on a PAT attempt
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: The Prowler on April 15, 2009, 02:51:37 PM
I'm calling it.....The Defense will win, any takers?
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2009, 03:19:13 PM
As most of you already know, the scrimmages have been using an unconventional scoring system to pit the Offense vs. the Defense.

This system will be in place at A-Day as well.

The system is as listed below:
L A M E!
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2009, 03:25:19 PM
Fuckhead Chizdick just ruined Spring Football as we know it. 


The school of Veterinary Medicine is next.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: #2Bammer on April 15, 2009, 04:08:02 PM
Why bother? The barn doesn't remember what it feels like to score a TD anyway!
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2009, 04:29:54 PM
Fuckhead Chizdick just ruined Spring Football as we know it. 


The school of Veterinary Medicine is next.
I was actually serious, it is lame. I remember when Tater Tot tried to do this same thing during A day and it fuckin sucked. Made for a very boring A-Day.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2009, 04:33:42 PM
I agree on said lameness.  Just trying to beat the Chizzkickers to the punch.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: AUChizad on April 15, 2009, 04:49:35 PM
I think it makes it more exciting, personally.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2009, 04:52:11 PM
I think it makes it more exciting, personally.
Yeah but you use the same convoluted system to measure how many chicks you've slept with, and the only person it makes it more exciting for is you.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: AUChizad on April 15, 2009, 05:00:59 PM
Yeah but you use the same convoluted system to measure how many chicks you've slept with, and the only person it makes it more exciting for is you.
Hey, I am in the running with Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain according to my system.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2009, 05:04:50 PM
Hey, I am in the running with Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain according to my system.
exactly...






except that Simmons and Chamberlain didn't sleep with dudes
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
Hey, I am in the running with Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain according to my system.

But, the proper scoring system for such things puts you on par with Pee Wee Herman.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: AUChizad on April 15, 2009, 06:03:49 PM
But, the proper scoring system for such things puts you on par with Pee Wee Herman.
Do fat chicks only count as 1/3 of a person in the proper scoring system?
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 15, 2009, 06:14:34 PM
Do fat chicks only count as 1/3 of a person in the proper scoring system?

Depending on the size, I always thought that fat chicks counted more........
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: AUChizad on April 15, 2009, 06:15:29 PM
Depending on the size, I always thought that fat chicks counted more........
Then maybe I am in the running with Gene and Wilt...
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: The Prowler on April 15, 2009, 06:40:29 PM
Yeah, I've thought that Fat Chicks count as (+2).  So......
Normal Chicks = 6 Points
Fat Chicks (230lbs.+) = 8 Points
Smokin' Hot Chicks (Judged only by your peers) = 10 Points
Fat Chicks (230lbs.+) while they're wearing their Waffle House/Walmart/Kmart/Jitney Jungle uniform or a Got 12? T-Shirt = Priceless
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2009, 10:09:17 PM
Yeah, I've thought that Fat Chicks count as (+2).  So......
Normal Chicks = 6 Points
Fat Chicks (230lbs.+) = 8 Points
Smokin' Hot Chicks (Judged only by your peers) = 10 Points
Fat Chicks (230lbs.+) while they're wearing their Waffle House/Walmart/Kmart/Jitney Jungle uniform or a Got 12? T-Shirt = Priceless


Shallow Hal
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: wesfau2 on April 16, 2009, 08:55:36 AM
Jitney Jungle

Holeeee Shit.

That's a blast from the past.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: The Prowler on April 16, 2009, 01:24:55 PM
Holeeee Shit.

That's a blast from the past.
Not if you've lived in Livingston and worked there, lol.
Title: Re: A-Day Scoring System
Post by: Jumbo on April 17, 2009, 03:51:25 AM
Not if you've lived in Livingston and worked there, lol.
That place was scary.