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Title: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 14, 2009, 11:24:08 PM
I manage the blog for our neighborhood association, and folks have requested that I add a link to our Architectural Control Committee Improvement Request Form, so it can be downloaded/saved to a desktop/printed. 

I have the document right now in Word format, and can convert it to a pdf if necessary, but how do I go about creating its very own link/blogpage/whatever suitable for download?

Any advice welcome.  Thanks, and I'll hang up and listen.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Saniflush on April 15, 2009, 09:18:32 AM
I manage the blog for our neighborhood association, and folks have requested that I add a link to our Architectural Control Committee Improvement Request Form, so it can be downloaded/saved to a desktop/printed. 

I have the document right now in Word format, and can convert it to a pdf if necessary, but how do I go about creating its very own link/blogpage/whatever suitable for download?

Any advice welcome.  Thanks, and I'll hang up and listen.

Waiting patiently for thew Godfather to show up and answer this one as well.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2009, 10:10:03 AM
I manage the blog for our neighborhood association, and folks have requested that I add a link to our Architectural Control Committee Improvement Request Form, so it can be downloaded/saved to a desktop/printed. 

I have the document right now in Word format, and can convert it to a pdf if necessary, but how do I go about creating its very own link/blogpage/whatever suitable for download?

Any advice welcome.  Thanks, and I'll hang up and listen.
Wench,
Definitely convert the form to a PDF.

Not sure what blog provider/software you use. For our front page we have wordpress and its pretty simple, you add a post and upload media. Then you link the media to that uploaded PDF, and it should create the link on the blog that will point to the PDF.  Let me know which service you use and I might be able to help more.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2009, 05:07:07 PM
Wench,
Definitely convert the form to a PDF.

Not sure what blog provider/software you use. For our front page we have wordpress and its pretty simple, you add a post and upload media. Then you link the media to that uploaded PDF, and it should create the link on the blog that will point to the PDF.  Let me know which service you use and I might be able to help more.
I am using Blogger for this particular blog:  although I prefer WordPress, I needed the ability to edit my template.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: AUChizad on April 15, 2009, 05:34:22 PM
If you have your own server space, you can just upload it the same way you would upload the html document, and then just link to the .pdf.

Sounds like you're using a blog that doesn't allow for media uploads...
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 15, 2009, 07:49:25 PM
I manage the blog for our neighborhood association, and folks have requested that I add a link to our Architectural Control Committee Improvement Request Form, so it can be downloaded/saved to a desktop/printed. 

I have the document right now in Word format, and can convert it to a pdf if necessary, but how do I go about creating its very own link/blogpage/whatever suitable for download?

Any advice welcome.  Thanks, and I'll hang up and listen.
Print the thing, wrap it around a brick with a rubber band then hurl it through their living room window at 2:38am. As soon as it is airborne, yell, "Here's the latest blog, motherfricker!"

Iron fisted rule is the best kind of government.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2009, 09:48:42 PM
Print the thing, wrap it around a brick with a rubber band then hurl it through their living room window at 2:38am. As soon as it is airborne, yell, "Here's the latest blog, motherfricker!"

Iron fisted rule is the best kind of government.
That is twice in the last month you have made me laugh so hard that I cried.  You rock, man.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Saniflush on April 16, 2009, 07:34:04 AM
That is twice in the last month you have made me laugh so hard that I cried.  You rock, man.

I didn't realize Glenn had come to Texas to drop his pants?
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 16, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
I didn't realize Glenn had come to Texas to drop his pants?
Fucker.

It's not the size of wizard that matters - it's the magic in the wand.

I'm screwed on both accounts.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: boartitz on April 16, 2009, 07:35:29 PM
Fucker.

It's not the size of wizard that matters - it's the magic in the wand.

I'm screwed on both accounts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpPeQyT36Tg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpPeQyT36Tg)
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 16, 2009, 10:09:00 PM
Quote
Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk

A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

You think?

Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the News.

It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all.

He's recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Tiger Six on April 16, 2009, 10:43:01 PM
I have not understood a damned thing said on this whole thread.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Jumbo on April 16, 2009, 11:28:14 PM
Pell City, Howard ya'll are killin' me :clap:
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: boartitz on April 16, 2009, 11:50:16 PM
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it alone. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35." She says, "How much for the black one?" He says, "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one." She says, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks, "How much for the black dildo?" He says, "$35." She says, "How much for the white one?" He says, "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one." She says, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes. About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He says, "$35 for the white, $35 for the black." She says, "How much is that plaid one on the shelf?" He says, "Well, that's a very special dildo. It'll cost you $165." She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 17, 2009, 01:57:44 AM
I don't think I have any server space and if I did, I have no clue how to upload a document to it, and then subsequently link it to my blog so others can download it...
This guy just started at his new job, ...and I sold your thermos for $165!"
Funny joke, but I am still waiting for one of you sweethearts to offer to host my little one page document on your server space... :)
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Godfather on April 17, 2009, 09:40:42 AM
I don't think I have any server space and if I did, I have no clue how to upload a document to it, and then subsequently link it to my blog so others can download it...Funny joke, but I am still waiting for one of you sweethearts to offer to host my little one page document on your server space... :)
thats not a problem send it to me
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Saniflush on April 17, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
thats not a problem send it to me

brown noser.



Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Godfather on April 17, 2009, 09:49:37 AM
brown noser.
I prefer pink ...and yes....yes I am
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Saniflush on April 17, 2009, 09:51:32 AM
I prefer pink ...and yes....yes I am

I would link a certain picture with her document so everyone knows it's hers.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Thrilla on April 17, 2009, 12:49:22 PM
Quote
Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk

A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

You think?

Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the News.

It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all.

He's recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment.

Would you suck your own dick if you could?

Discuss.

Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Jumbo on April 17, 2009, 02:32:21 PM
I would link a certain picture with her document so everyone knows it's hers.
Now thats a party.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 17, 2009, 04:51:33 PM
I would link a certain picture with her document so everyone knows it's hers.
No picture needed - anyone who beheld the pure awesomeness that are my breasts would never forget...

And Howard, by bringing that up AGAIN, you just ruined it for everyone.  Guys, thanks to Howard, no more drunken boob flashing by Jen for ANYONE.   It's all his fault.  While some of you may be relieved, I have a feeling that Taylor may kick Howard's ass the next time he sees him.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Godfather on April 17, 2009, 04:59:40 PM
No picture needed - anyone who beheld the pure awesomeness that are my breasts would never forget...

And Howard, by bringing that up AGAIN, you just ruined it for everyone.  Guys, thanks to Howard, no more drunken boob flashing by Jen for ANYONE.   It's all his fault.  While some of you may be relieved, I have a feeling that Taylor may kick Howard's ass the next time he sees him.
Now I've seen both of these guys.... I got a fity on HoJo.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 17, 2009, 05:04:56 PM
Now I've seen both of these guys.... I got a fity on HoJo.
I don't know - Taylor is a strapping young lad who is used to being in the dominant position.  Howard's sweet young thing is simultaneously draining his bank account and his will to live.
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Thrilla on April 17, 2009, 05:47:02 PM
Would you suck your own dick if you could?

Discuss.



See?  People are afraid to be labeled "queer".
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 17, 2009, 07:28:47 PM
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it alone. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35." She says, "How much for the black one?" He says, "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one." She says, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks, "How much for the black dildo?" He says, "$35." She says, "How much for the white one?" He says, "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one." She says, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes. About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He says, "$35 for the white, $35 for the black." She says, "How much is that plaid one on the shelf?" He says, "Well, that's a very special dildo. It'll cost you $165." She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
A guy goes to the doctor and expresses his concern over his smallish dick. The doctor recommends a penis transplant and tells him of this procedure that has shown remarkable results over in Europe.

"We surgically remove your penis, then transplant the trunk of a baby elephant in its place. After a couple of weeks recovery, you'll be good as new and damn proud of the result."

The guy agrees to try it out. The surgery goes off without a hitch, and the thing works like a charm.

He and his fiancee are having dinner with her parents one evening, and her mother puts a platter of baked potatoes on the table. All of a sudden, his penis reaches up from under the table, grabs a potato, then disappears back from where it came.

Everyone is shocked, to put it mildly. The mother says, "I'm not sure exactly what I just saw. Can you so that again?"

"I'd love to, ma'am", the embarrassed young man replied, "but I don't have room up my ass for another potato."
Title: Re: Need Internet Wizard Assistance
Post by: Saniflush on April 17, 2009, 07:37:35 PM
Howard's sweet young thing is simultaneously draining his bank account and his will to live.

That has more to do with the presence of a vagina then it does with her age.

Deys all got snakes in deys heads.