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Title: Band Name Finalists
Post by: AUChizad on March 28, 2009, 02:21:34 PM
Pick your favorite of these band name finalists.

We still can't get a fucking singer that will actually show up...That shit's harder than you would think...
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 28, 2009, 02:34:43 PM
Do NOT choose Boom! Goes the Dynamite. 

It'll soon be played out, which means your band name will be douchey.  Just some advice. 
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: tiger88 on March 28, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Okay, the choices for the finals indicate to me that I am old fart who is out of touch with this thread. Therefore, I shall not vote.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: AUChizad on March 28, 2009, 03:07:02 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus)
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Ogre on March 28, 2009, 03:13:27 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus)

I think we have a winner.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: The Prowler on March 28, 2009, 03:15:25 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus)
I think you already have the winner on your mind.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 28, 2009, 03:48:34 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus)

From the article:  "His sacrificial animal was the ass, reflecting his lustful nature...." 

He destroyed dat ass, yo. 
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: boartitz on March 28, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
Priaprison
Locked up with a bunch of hard dicks.
Watch your orifices.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2009, 12:08:14 AM
How about...

"The huge gaping vaginas who don't have the intellect to select a name for a band."  "THGVWDHTITSANFAB" for short.

Did you notice that "TITS" was right in the middle of that?  Hmmm..
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Jumbo on March 29, 2009, 05:24:32 AM
Pick your favorite of these band name finalists.

We still can't get a fucking singer that will actually show up...That shit's harder than you would think...
You've never asked?
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: tiger88 on March 29, 2009, 12:49:13 PM
How about...

"The huge gaping vaginas who don't have the intellect to select a name for a band."  "THGVWDHTITSANFAB" for short.

Did you notice that "TITS" was right in the middle of that?  Hmmm..

You may be on to something. They could shorten it to t.i.t.s.  (the intellect to select). Okay, maybe not.



How about the Hot Lava Gods? A bit redundant.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 30, 2009, 09:02:47 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus)
However...the Roman counterpart makes a better sounding band name...

Mutinus Mutunus
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Saniflush on March 30, 2009, 09:10:10 AM
Band names?  Hell it's been so long since the initial thread I figured you had already picked a name, toured Birmingham extensively, broke up, would now be working on a reunion tour.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Godfather on March 30, 2009, 11:21:21 AM
Band names?  Hell it's been so long since the initial thread I figured you had already picked a name, toured Birmingham extensively, broke up, would now be working on a reunion tour.
Can I vote for None of the Above?
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Thrilla on March 30, 2009, 01:04:19 PM
Quote
Statues of Priapus were often hung with signs bearing epigrams, collected in Priapeia (treated below), which threatened sexual assault towards transgressors of the boundaries that he protected:

"I warn you, boy, you will be sodomised; girl, you will be fucked;
a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.

If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy,
let the first give me her mommy part, the second his head, the third his buttocks.

My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls,
but with bearded men it will aim only for the top."[11]

Yeah, that's a great name to go for.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Tiger Six on March 30, 2009, 03:06:31 PM
Easy Dick and the Jack Off Crew
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: wesfau2 on March 30, 2009, 03:13:40 PM
Easy Dick and the Jack Off Crew

Snoop hates it when you cop his shit and then fuck it up to boot.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Saniflush on March 30, 2009, 03:22:44 PM
Snoop hates it when you cop his shit and then fuck it up to boot.

Few things in this world more sad than a pasty white man trying to quote rap lyrics.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: wesfau2 on March 30, 2009, 03:42:50 PM
Few things in this world more sad than a pasty white man trying to quote rap lyrics.

That's why I maintain a golden tan.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Thrilla on March 30, 2009, 04:49:04 PM
I really miss WBALLS.  It was my favorite radio station.
Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: Tiger Six on March 30, 2009, 05:07:20 PM
Snoop hates it when you cop his shit and then fuck it up to boot.

I know it was Easy Dick and the Jack Off Hour.  I was modifying it to suit the situation. 

Why you hate me so much?

Title: Re: Band Name Finalists
Post by: wesfau2 on March 31, 2009, 09:29:55 AM
I know it was Easy Dick and the Jack Off Hour.  I was modifying it to suit the situation. 

Why you hate me so much?



Your awesomeness makes me a self-loather.  Then I lash out.