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Title: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: The Prowler on March 01, 2009, 02:17:35 PM
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Remember how Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino said this is the time of year when he wants to see his quarterbacks show leadership? Well, expected starter Ryan Mallett appears to have come up short in that area.

Mallett was arrested early Sunday morning and booked into the Washington County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. He was released after posting a $155 bond.

Petrino was hoping for Mallett to show leadership during the offseason and prove he deserved to be named the starting quarterback in the fall. Spring practice is expected to start late next month.

Of course, we’ll have more on Mallett’s arrest and Petrino’s response later.

http://nwahogblog.com/2009/03/ryan-mallett-arrested/ (http://nwahogblog.com/2009/03/ryan-mallett-arrested/)
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Jumbo on March 01, 2009, 02:48:02 PM
Porky's Revenge?
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: boartitz on March 01, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
We know how big he is now.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4087559 (http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4087559)
Fayetteville cops are hell on our athletes. In the old days they would have given him a ride home. But, as they say, nothing good happens after midnight.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: AUChizad on March 01, 2009, 03:24:08 PM
We know how big he is now.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4087559 (http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4087559)
Fayetteville cops are hell on our athletes. In the old days they would have given him a ride home. But, as they say, nothing good happens after midnight.
This sounds like bammerspeak.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: JR4AU on March 01, 2009, 03:39:15 PM
Nothin' worse than a college kid getting hammered and picking up a PI charge.  The shame, the shame.  He should be banned for life from football for such. 
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: AWK on March 01, 2009, 04:46:53 PM
Am I a bad person for not really seeing a problem with this?  He wasn't driving or putting anyone else's life at risk...
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 01, 2009, 05:53:16 PM
Forget all that.  Your damn quarterback is 6'7" and 251? 
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: boartitz on March 01, 2009, 07:14:07 PM
This sounds like bammerspeak.
C'mon. Wouldn't yalls cops let an athlete slide 20-30 years ago? Ours damn sure did. Seems like they now hang out on Dickson just looking for one of our guys. And most of them on Dickson will be drinking. It's what you do there.
Ryan was standing in line to get in an 18+ place when they popped him. Probably had a couple of beers at someones place before they went out. He doesn't look that drunk in the pic.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: El Guapo on March 02, 2009, 01:55:05 AM
Eh, no big deal. That shit happens.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2009, 07:46:02 AM
Eh, no big deal. That shit happens.

Agree, but you always hope your QB is gonna be setting a little better example.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: El Guapo on March 02, 2009, 09:22:41 AM
Agree, but you always hope your QB is gonna be setting a little better example.

Well yeah, but at least it was very minor compared to what other college ball players have been busted for... Assuming he doesn't get into trouble again with a booze caused infraction, a stern talking to is that that seems to be in order.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Ogre on March 02, 2009, 09:25:15 AM
Well yeah, but at least it was very minor compared to what other college ball players have been busted for... Assuming he doesn't get into trouble again with a booze caused infraction, a stern talking to is that that seems to be in order.

Yeah, it's not like he got a DUI or anything <coughJPWcough>
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2009, 09:29:14 AM
Well yeah, but at least it was very minor compared to what other college ball players have been busted for... Assuming he doesn't get into trouble again with a booze caused infraction, a stern talking to is that that seems to be in order.

I imagine he will become well acquainted with the steps in Razorback stadium. 

*Side note*  I also never realized he was that big of a boy.   Is he a Jarred Lorrenzon in training?
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: boartitz on March 02, 2009, 10:02:12 AM
I imagine he will become well acquainted with the steps in Razorback stadium. 

*Side note*  I also never realized he was that big of a boy.   Is he a Jarred Lorrenzon in training?
He ain't the doughboy. Not as much gut.
They are saying now that he may have stood too close to a hemp fire.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Saniflush on March 02, 2009, 10:10:45 AM
He ain't the doughboy. Not as much gut.
They are saying now that he may have stood too close to a hemp fire.

Well there is certainly no law against burning rope or being around someone who is.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Jumbo on March 02, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
Forget all that.  Your damn quarterback is 6'7" and 251? 
How in the hell would he stand out in a crowd?
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: RWS on March 02, 2009, 08:10:12 PM
Eh, no big deal. That shit happens.
No doubt. We arrested two guys one time walking back to their condo from a local bar. They had left their car at the bar so they wouldn't get a DUI. Too bad the officer was a dick.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 02, 2009, 11:59:14 PM
We arrested two guys one time walking back to their condo from a local bar.
Wow, must be a long extension cord on that dispatch headset to enable you to patrol the street AND answer the phone...
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: The Prowler on March 03, 2009, 12:02:16 AM
Wow, must be a long extension cord on that dispatch headset to enable you to patrol the street AND answer the phone...
Respect rws' Authorita

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/RWS.jpg)
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Jumbo on March 03, 2009, 03:59:34 AM
Wow, must be a long extension cord on that dispatch headset to enable you to patrol the street AND answer the phone...
Be careful he just tapped your phone line.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: RWS on March 03, 2009, 12:57:23 PM
Wow, must be a long extension cord on that dispatch headset to enable you to patrol the street AND answer the phone...
We is a general term used to represent an organization or group. Such as when fans refer to a football team as "we", or when a CEO refers to the company he runs as "we" when making statements. When law enforcement agencies talk to other agencies regarding a subject we often use the phrase "we arrested". Get over yourself.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: boartitz on March 03, 2009, 01:01:25 PM
We is a general term used to represent an organization or group. Such as when fans refer to a football team as "we", or when a CEO refers to the company he runs as "we" when making statements. When law enforcement agencies talk to other agencies regarding a subject we often use the phrase "we arrested". Get over yourself.
You work in law enforcement?
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: RWS on March 03, 2009, 01:11:20 PM
Respect rws' Authorita

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/RWS.jpg)
What I find interesting is I have asked you numerous times what you do for a living that is so much better than what I do. Its funny, you never seem to want to answer that. You, or your butt buddy Jumbo. I bet you are the guy at McDonalds who double-checks my quarter pounder for accuracy when I order it with no onions, aren't you?
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Jumbo on March 03, 2009, 01:47:32 PM
What I find interesting is I have asked you numerous times what you do for a living that is so much better than what I do. Its funny, you never seem to want to answer that. You, or your butt buddy Jumbo. I bet you are the guy at McDonalds who double-checks my quarter pounder for accuracy when I order it with no onions, aren't you?
Working for Mcdonalds keeps my 85 Z-28 full of gas and me with lots of ass, hater.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: RWS on March 03, 2009, 03:04:24 PM
Working for Mcdonalds keeps my 85 Z-28 full of gas and me with lots of ass, hater.
http://www.youtube.com/v/5sw2OvIgoO8&hl=en&fs=1 (http://www.youtube.com/v/5sw2OvIgoO8&hl=en&fs=1)
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: El Guapo on March 03, 2009, 03:05:07 PM
Working for Mcdonalds keeps my 85 Z-28 full of gas and me with lots of ass, hater.


Drinking buddies count as ass now?  :)
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: RWS on March 03, 2009, 03:13:47 PM

Drinking buddies count as ass now?  :)
Hey, as long as Prowler is willing.....

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/JumboandMeGrillzandPimpCup.jpg)
I figured Jumbo was his only ho.....a retarded ho, but a ho nonetheless. But then again, what else would you expect from a retarded pimp?
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: The Prowler on March 03, 2009, 05:21:37 PM
You've never asked me what I do for a living.  If you're asking now, all I gotta say is, it's hard out here for a pimp...right now.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: RWS on March 03, 2009, 05:30:45 PM
You've never asked me what I do for a living.  If you're asking now, all I gotta say is, it's hard out here for a pimp...right now.
You would think with all the upgrades McDonalds is doing to their locations, that they are doing fairly well. At our local McDonalds, they've put a limit on how many sauces you can get depending on what you order. Maybe times are tougher than I realize. Don't forget my fries, bitch.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: The Prowler on March 03, 2009, 05:39:44 PM
You would think with all the upgrades McDonalds is doing to their locations, that they are doing fairly well. At our local McDonalds, they've put a limit on how many sauces you can get depending on what you order. Maybe times are tougher than I realize. Don't forget my fries, bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCriGk0POpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCriGk0POpg)
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: RWS on March 03, 2009, 06:03:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCriGk0POpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCriGk0POpg)
Do you and Jumbo often find yourselves fighting over who gets to work the fry station and who has to work the drive thru? Or do they even trust you to be able to count?
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 03, 2009, 11:44:46 PM
Or do they even trust you to be able to count?
Careful about throwing rocks, there, Ernestine.  Some misguided fool trusts you with a telephone...
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: Jumbo on March 04, 2009, 05:38:50 AM
You would think with all the upgrades McDonalds is doing to their locations, that they are doing fairly well. At our local McDonalds, they've put a limit on how many sauces you can get depending on what you order. Maybe times are tougher than I realize. Don't forget my fries, bitch.
I gotta wake my ass up at six AM every day of this week and drag myself up to Vascalinas. Yeah, I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds.
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: El Guapo on March 04, 2009, 08:30:07 AM
I gotta wake my ass up at six AM every day of this week and drag myself up to Vascalinas. Yeah, I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds.



Hey Jumbo, man, check out channel 9! It's a breast exam!
Title: Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
Post by: The Prowler on March 04, 2009, 05:30:28 PM
What would I do with a Million Dollars?........Two chicks at the same time, man.  I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too...'cause chicks dig dudes with money.  Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.