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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Godfather on February 24, 2009, 04:16:32 PM
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New game....
Did you ever wonder....
...If your Mom gave your Dad a blow-job before she kissed you goodnight?
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Did you ever wonder...
When was the last time your mom orgasmed?
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Have you ever wondered if you have an STD, but you are too afraid to go to the clinic to find out, so you do nothing and hope for the best?
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Have you ever wondered if you have an STD, but you are too afraid to go to the clinic to find out, so you do nothing and hope for the best?
Time Out (sorry for it to be this early in the game)
Yes, I have wondered this. So I donated blood, in hopes that anything I had would come up via that process (and I also wanted to help out those in need, blah blah blah)
So when I hear nothing 6 months later...I'm in the clear and STD free, bitches.
Time In
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Time Out (sorry for it to be this early in the game)
Yes, I have wondered this. So I donated blood, in hopes that anything I had would come up via that process (and I also wanted to help out those in need, blah blah blah)
So when I hear nothing 6 months later...I'm in the clear and STD free, bitches.
Time In
Ha ha, I did the exact same thing. And so I'm not hijacking this thread:
Did you ever wonder how out of millions of sperm, AWK was the strongest?
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Time Out (sorry for it to be this early in the game)
Yes, I have wondered this. So I donated blood, in hopes that anything I had would come up via that process (and I also wanted to help out those in need, blah blah blah)
So when I hear nothing 6 months later...I'm in the clear and STD free, bitches.
Time In
Time out again. I took out an ass load of life insurance last year and as always, they do a physical, take blood etc. But the lady doing the physical also has me sign a form saying I understand that part of it will be an AIDS test.
I paused
I was thinking, well I never even considered the possibility of something like that but damn, when they're actually doing a test on you...
Negative, of course, but you kind of stop and say what if?
Time in..
Ever wonder when you're in a restaurant or somewhere and you see a guy you know and shake hands only to realize he just came out of the bathroom...are his hands wet because he just washed them or...?
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New game....
Did you ever wonder....
...If your Mom gave your Dad a blow-job before she kissed you goodnight?
Time out.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Time in.
Did you ever wonder...
...about how much shit is slowly moving through your intestines every second of the day?
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Ha ha, I did the exact same thing. And so I'm not hijacking this thread:
Did you ever wonder how out of millions of sperm, AWK was the strongest?
Did you ever wonder why your mother and father never had red hair?
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Did you ever wonder why your mother and father never had red hair?
Time Out
His mom's pubes are red
Time In
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From yahoo answers -
"Really sick thoughts. Family issues?
My dad is really cute for a 39 year old guy. I feel like i'm wrong for thinking such gross thoughts but I actually "like" him if you know what I mean. I have even thought about him a couple of times while masturbating. I am his only child and I've lived alone with him ever since he and my mom divorced. I don't know how to tell him this because it sounds so sick and gross. I only told my friend's mom and she said it could be because he's sort of strict with me and doesn't let me date much. What should I do about this? I have considered running away because I sometimes make myself sick thinking like this. Please don't come back with a bunch of insults or call me a whore because I am not. I am 16 and a virgin."
Did you ever wonder...
...if your own child wanted to have sex with you?
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Why a store that is open 24/7 has locks on the doors?
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Why God put that damn apple tree up?
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... Did you ever wonder why parents would bring their two 8-10 year old kids to see Friday the 13th? I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY?
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Did you ever wonder why that old man wanted to play knick-knack paddy-whack on your knee?
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Did you ever wonder why that old man wanted to play knick-knack paddy-whack on your knee?
Don't wonder or worry about that. Just give your dog a bone.
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Don't wonder or worry about that. Just give your dog THE bone.
FTFY
You ever wonder why they can't just invent a gun that stuns people in place for 30 seconds without harming them. Never again would the words, "Shut up, bitch" have to be used.
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Did you ever wonder why people take babies to a sporting event?
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Did you ever wonder why people take babies to a sporting event?
Probably so they can nurse them in public.
Do you ever wonder why you always have to turn down the radio when driving and searching for someone's house?
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Do you ever wonder, if you are going to have a couple of young adults knock on your door one day, and say hi dad? Even if it is in a foreign language.
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Ever wonder why you have to press 1 for English?
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do you ever wonder how they put the cream fill in a twinkie?
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Do you ever wonder how Ogre got a woman pregnant?
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Do you ever wonder how Ogre got a woman pregnant?
Who says he did?
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Do you ever wonder....
why drive-up ATM's have braille on the buttons?
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Do you ever wonder why women play hard to get and then bitch and moan when they get old and never got a man?
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and one more:
Do you ever wonder why lesbians are attracted to other women that look like dudes and wear strap-ons
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and one more:
Do you ever wonder why lesbians are attracted to other women that look like dudes and wear strap-ons
Now THAT is deep.
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Now THAT is deep.
Eh, it depends on which strap-on they use.
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Eh, it depends on which strap-on they use.
You've got a point there.
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do you wonder why ogre is posting on a message board while in sin city?
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do you wonder why ogre is posting on a message board while in sin city?
Do you wonder how much money I've already blown out here?
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Do you ever wonder...
How fucking stupid can a woman be, to be at a Motley Crue concert while she's around 7 months pregnant.
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Do you ever wonder...
How fucking stupid can a woman be, to be at a Motley Crue concert while she's around 7 months pregnant.
How about being 7 months pregnant and smoking at the Motley Crue concert.
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Her husband was wearing a uat hat....So, I guess that explains it.
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How about being 7 months pregnant and smoking at the Motley Crue concert.
Did you ever wonder why there is not a thread with pictures of scandalous whores from the Motley Crue concert?